Monday, April 28th 2008
The Hoff Lives!
The Hoff looks like shit! He should be laying down in a hospital bed with an IV in his arm not eating sushi at Coachella! The Hoff was actually in a hospital bed of a few days ago. He was in the hospital, because an open wound in his eyes began bleeding. Eye lift gone wrong!
His tit sweat in the pictures below look like two little alien eyes. Tom Cruise would totally lick that up. I've also thrown in some pictures of that hot bitch Janice Dickinson Steven Tyler.
2 things.
1. Don't clip your phone on your belt.
2. Don't wear singlets.
WTF am I talking about? This is the Hoff. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.