Salma Hayek's Beard

No, I'm not talking about her baby daddy. I'm talking about a real beard! Salma Hayek has to wear fake pubies on her face for some circus movie she's shooting in New Orleans. This woman is a hot piece no matter what. At least they made sure her pube beard didn't completely cover her magnificent chichis.

Note to David Beckham: This is how you work a pube beard.

Here's more of bearded chichis with baby Valentina.