The Birdcage?

No, this isn't the sequel to "The Birdcage." The tacky Versace outfits and Miami background might tell you otherwise, but it's actually Jim Carrey and Rodrigo Santoro shooting scenes for "I Love You Phillip Morris."

This shit is based on a novel about a married father who gets sentenced to 3 years in prison. He ends up falling in love with his cellmate, played by Ewan McGregor. When his cellmate gets released, Jim's character escapes from prison three times in order to be with him.

I wish someone would try to escape from prison three times to be with me. That comment was directed towards Pete Doherty. You know, this shit could be alright. I don't mind Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor is a major dreamboat. It will be spectacular if they throw in a Rodrigo Santoro nude scene. My penis cried salty tears when his character was killed on "Lost."