This Isn't Going To End Well

InTouch Weekly has pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer laying on each other in Miami. You can tell Aniston is thinking, "OMG! A man is actually touching me! Am I dreaming?" John is thinking, "How totally awesome is my new tat sleeve. It's so rad!"

The pictures are from Jen and John's Miami date over the weekend. A source told OK Magazine that they've been on three dates together. Is this a record for Jenny? The source said, "It's a very new thing. They're still in that 'getting to know each other' phase." Friends are warning Jenny that John has a record of leaving women heartbroken.

Let Jenny have her fun! The bitch needs real cock in her life! I hope she froze his condom sperm, because I doubt there's going to be more dates. Well, she probably talked about her arch rival, Maddox, the entire time. That's a total mood killer.

And that picture of Star and Gay Al is too precious for words.

Source: Cover Awards