She Can Do Better

Mimi wore what looked like to be an engagement ring to the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "Tennessee" this past weekend and now Access Hollywood claims Nick Cannon gave her the ring. A source confirmed to them that 27-year-old Nick popped the question to 38-year-old Mimi.

Nick reportedly bought the ring for $2.5 million at Jacob & Company. That bitch can't afford that shit! Please, he bought that shit at Claire's in the Queens mall. Mimi better do the glass cut test on it.

This wedding will be a tacky organza mess. It will be like when you were little and your Barbie married Ken. Your mom never bought you the Barbie wedding dress, so you used organza napkins to make your own. Barbie came riding down the aisle on your little poodle's back. Ok, I'm totally talking about myself. Anyway, that's what Mimi's wedding will be like.

That being said, this wedding won't happen. Mimi should marry a Russian billionaire who will buy her a real life unicorn and pay to have a species of butterfly named after her. Nick Cannon doesn't deserve her crazy ass.