Kiss Of The Spider Mess

Why doesn't Bai Ling top the all the best dressed in Hollywood lists? Would you ever see Nicole Kidman or Halle Berry in this outfit? They don't have the hard nipples to pull off this kind of custom couture. Ok, it was made in the basement of a take-out joint in Encino, but still! This is the kind of shit you wear on the red carpet.

Here's Bai looking like the star of Hong Kong Community Theater's production of "Kiss of the Spider Woman" at the "What Happens in Vegas" premiere last night.