Tuesday, May 6th 2008

If The Shirt Fits.....

.....wear it! John Mayer was given a "Mr. Douchebag" t-shirt by a fan last night. He put it on, scribbled "Douchebag" out and wrote "Badass" instead. It was right the first time.

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Posted by: Michael K


hannie's picture
walker's picture

"Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”

=============== Don't forget:...which i come stocked with. ===Of course===!”

walker's picture

He's funny and hot! I love it!

Submitted by DeeDee on May 6, 2008 - 4:59pm.

Let's just say John can play the guitar with his teeth.

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

DeeDee's picture

I'll take the wedgie Mrs. K.

Awww dv8, thanks for the hug.

Ooooo hand dexterity, tell me more Sheeps.

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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson

Fifi's picture

I fucking loathe John Mayer but I must say...he does, at least, seem to realize what a tool he is.

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

On the other hand, he had the dexterity to write upside down. (Guitar skills, probably.)
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

*Trying to figure out if I should shun DeeDee or just give her an atomic wedgie*

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I sell paper goods, you jerk.

Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like www.intimatemingle.com what will the world be?

LagrimitasDulces's picture

His "fans" give him shirts like that? That is f***ing hilarious!

“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”

Who Cares's picture

God he is so fucking uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

dv8trix's picture

((hugs)) DeeDee anyway...

Wow. Truth in adverstising is right. I'm ashamed to say I own Mr. Douchebag's CD's. I'm so dirty right now.

DeeDee's picture

I still love him. My name is DD and I'm a douchelover.

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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson

fuzzyslippers's picture

I MUST HAVE THAT SHIRT!

"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"

MittenFreak's picture

MK...

Can we come home please?

Did the whole site go down?

Make Xenu,the dating trolls

and the evil computers go away.

Sending you fukitols, gin and slurpees:::::

Hang in Mk...

Mitts