Tuesday, May 6th 2008
HoHan, Don't Do It
What the hell is going on in this picture? At first, I thought HoHan was giving Joel Madden "dick eyes." You know, it's when your eyes tell a dude to show you his dick. It's slut talk which I'm fluent in.
After inspecting the picture a little longer, it looks more like HoHan is telling him, " Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' ass away from my girlfriend!"
And Joel sort of looks like he's dropping a queef. Celebrities are so strange.
Here's Joel at Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party last night where he shared a special moment with HoHan.
INFDaily.com, Wenn
If there were a celeb chick as fat as the Maddens, it would be harped upon constantly.
Lohan looks like a serial killer, and nice fucking outfit there Linds!
Submitted by 54 on May 6, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Holy shit - if you look in the window behind them, I think it's Paris spying over his shoulder through the blinds!
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LOL!
yaaay we need a really good bitchfight and lindsay is definitely the one to get it started! I can't believe the amount of time she spent in rehab and she's just as fucked up as she was before- with worse fashion sense!
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"She's a slut and she knows it... she wants to root all the boys... she can't help taking the drugs on a Saturday niight, she can't help being a slut on a Saturday NIIIGHT!" Mr G
Fucking spammers broke through. Assholes.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
what are they doing?
shymen
i heard someone met they on Interracialloving.com ,they are hot members of it ,where single men can find white and black women to be their friends,it a good meeting site
Submitted by 54 on May 6, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Holy shit - if you look in the window behind them, I think it's Paris spying over his shoulder through the blinds!
hahaha. Check out the dudes making out on the right, too.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Gee, he's wearing light grey. That's is the equivalent of neon day-glo for this pudgy grub. The double chin, pot belly, and bowler hat is so Lou Costello. His twin sister, Benji, looks like Curly Howard with down syndrome. Their all black clothing line, DCMA, is for people with the "blues". Which is rather fitting as we enter an economic depression. Great timing on the launch.
Holy shit - if you look in the window behind them, I think it's Paris spying over his shoulder through the blinds!
The fact that a man is taken must make him more appealing to a cum-bucket gutter slut like Lindsay.
what are they doing?
they are hot members of Interracialloving.com ,where many single men can find white and black women to be their friend ,even become their BF or GF ..its a goooood meetingsite.
Hi, Irishy, potato-headed, shanty, maybe lace curtain face!
Why is Blohan staring at Joels nostrils? Is she looking for a leftover hit?
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Submitted by justjane on May 6, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Between her twat rot and his nasty funk--God
bless the photog who braved that aroma for a shot.
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Ha!
I'm wondering what Nicole did to him after she saw this one.
Lagrimitas Dulces:
It's hard enough telling all these skanks apart, and then when they start doing twins, I just can't keep up! Haha!
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I think his twin brother, Benji, is with Paris. Joel is the one who had the baby with Nicole, not that it makes much difference. lol
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Island Girl! (I lk abbrevs.)
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Oh, ok. That's so embarassing. Duh me.
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Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Island Girl! (I lk abbrevs.)
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I'm thinking that nasty fire crotch is burning hot enough for this skank to spontaneously combust. WHORE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well go to college on Long Island and all i have to say is that in spite of her millions, she looks like another used up frat mattress at a lame dorm party putting the moves on some poor intoxicated dude. a dime a dozen around here!
"lacrosse: the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 5:01pm.
True. I think IG has to eat it every now and then in Scandinavia. In fact, it may be why she's moving to TX.
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I'm sorry, but who is IG? This does not compute. Excuse my ignorance.
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Those Madden kids have to be some of the fugliest turds in Hollywood. Hohan is up to her old tricks again.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 5:01pm.
True. I think IG has to eat it every now and then in Scandinavia. In fact, it may be why she's moving to TX.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 6, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Not lutefisk?
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Now THAT is nasty. I saw it on Bizzare Foods with Andrew Zimmern the other day and was soooo grossed out.
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"Shit. Hey Linz? I just sucked the coke bullet up my snout by accident. Any chance you'd take a peek up there and maybe fish it out for me?"
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
This picture should bring out some fireworks or some new stories for the rag mags.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 6, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Not lutefisk?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Between her twat rot and his nasty funk--God bless the photog who braved that aroma for a shot.
Is this guy hoping to score a role in the next Molly Ringwald flick?? Ewww, so edgy...
JoelJoelJoelJoel...again you are far too old and fat to dress like this!
Sure, it was fine during the 90s when you hung around Disneyland looking 'cool' to all the pohdunks from the midwest. But this is now and this is us and we think you are sad and gross.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Eww.
I do not care about Omega 3's
I hate salmon.
There, I said it.
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Submitted by mike on May 6, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Perfectly said. I cannot deal with men who have weak jaws like his. More like a mini insect mandible.
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
Blues Brothers dressing motherfucker.
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
Lindsay how could you even *think* about shagging Joel? He's sooo *shudders* He fucked Nicole, does THAT not tell you anything?!
~*~In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?~*~
Submitted by islandgirl on May 6, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 7:08pm.
His peen would smell like salmon and Cheese Wiz combined. Yeah, I went there.
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Luckily, I can type and retch at the same time. You just named two things I hate most in this world. Throw in a little baby vomit and I think we have a winner!
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LOL! Please make it the baby formula spit-up. That's the best.
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Mrs K I really don't know the answers, I just walk around pretending I do. :)
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Ewwww @ cheese whiz and salmon.
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Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 7:08pm.
His peen would smell like salmon and Cheese Wiz combined. Yeah, I went there.
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Luckily, I can type and retch at the same time. You just named two things I hate most in this world. Throw in a little baby vomit and I think we have a winner!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by zomay on May 6, 2008 - 4:08pm.
oooh,oooh, ooooh, Ms. Zomay, call on me, I know!!!!!
*damn that Bunny Kravitz. Always licking the teacher's ass*
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 6, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 7:02pm.
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Blech!! I don't blame you. And I won't ask you to imagine what his peen must smell like. Because THAT would be gross. :P
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His peen would smell like salmon and Cheese Wiz combined. Yeah, I went there.
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I love it that many Dlisters can not figure out which brother this one is. Wonky's man or Bitchie's.
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Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 7:02pm.
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Blech!! I don't blame you. And I won't ask you to imagine what his peen must smell like. Because THAT would be gross. :P
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 6, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 6:51pm.
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Hahaha... I was thinking Campbell's tomato, but broccoli cheese is... well, cheesier! Good call.
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I chose broccoli cheese because I think it smells putrid. Seriously. I was following a recipe yesterday which called for Campbell's condensed broccoli cheese soup, and when I went to add that stuff into the mix I nearly gagged. Needless to say, I scrapped the meal I was planning and ordered pizza instead.
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Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 6:51pm.
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Hahaha... I was thinking Campbell's tomato, but broccoli cheese is... well, cheesier! Good call.
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But then again, what do I know?
Why is she wearing that plaid over-sized man shirt, why is he wearing that scarf around his neck? To hide the hickeys? And why are their knees touching? In Lohanese that means they've already f***ed.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Submitted by islandgirl on May 6, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Unless this poser has a really large penis, I don't get what the appeal is. He's fat, greasy, untalented and looks as though he smells of soup.
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What kind of soup? I'm voting for broccoli cheese.
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ESE!! ((hugs)) now, before everything goes to hell again!
P.S.: you may be at the front of the bus for mentioning the WONK in the same post as the Man in Black...;)
What the hell is wrong with this whore?! She might as well officially tatoo "HOMEWRECKING SLUT" on her wrinkly forehead. I'd seriously kill a ho if anyone gave that look to my babydaddy (my husband). She couldn't possibly get any grosser.
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 6, 2008 - 6:43pm.
If that's Joel, isn't he with Nicole Richie? (Benji's the one with Wonky, right?)
does it really matter?... the diseases these "ring of fire" people carry are all the same
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
I just want to say that a chin implant and neck lipo wouldn't hurt one damn bit.
Submitted by yolie on May 6, 2008 - 5:35pm.
So is his one month courtship with Wonk Eyed Hilton already over?
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I think his twin brother, Benji, is with Paris. Joel is the one who had the baby with Nicole, not that it makes much difference. lol
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
If that's Joel, isn't he with Nicole Richie? (Benji's the one with Wonky, right?)