More Time With Mommy
Brit Brit has been given more time with her boys, but it's unclear exactly how much more. KFed's attorney said the changes made today in court will take into effect sometime in the "near future." He said KFed's "goal and his hope is his children will have the benefit of having two parents participating actively in their lives."
KFed's goal is for more money. Brit's goal is for more frapps. Delicious frapps!
KFed's attorney went on to say, "The court made orders today, they were orders that the parties were able to mostly agree to It represents a cautious step moving forward. The children are doing great — that's the key."
Daddy Spears and Lynne issued this statement, "We are so pleased with Britney's progress, and we are very appreciative of the court's recognition of this progress."
SPF and JJ issued this statement, "Can Angelina adopt us?"
Here's Brit Brit at Bally's yesterday. The woman in the first thumbnail looks frightened. I guess I would be too if I was that close to Brit.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Brit will get 3 days of supervised visitation per week. She will also have overnight visits with her boys within the month. Midnight margaritas for JJ and SPF again!!! The goal is to get Brit 50/50 custody again over the next few months.
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BEAT: Lie teller.
I meant "long time no see."
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Beat,
You do TOO speak whore.
Mrs. K.! Beat!
I'm all hyped up on Dlisted right now like a sugar-overdose. I've been so deprived...
Just when Child Protective Services was gonna lay off staff.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
LTNS? I don't speak whore.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
DUDES!!!!!
You guys are AWESOME!
:)
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
hey BEAT! LTNS!
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Nite, DA. The black looks good. Did not bring me down.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Gnite ESE
Just when they thought Green Eggs and Ham was a book not their breakfast.
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Just, just, just!!!!
What the hell is with the "just"s?!!!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Just when they thought it was the very last time they had ever heard "Oops, I did it again".
My turn to say goodnight, everyone.
ESE: It was nice seeing you tonight. Hope all is well. *soft kiss on cheek*
Sheeps: Goth mood?! Hmmm...I wore black today..and I looked spectacular!!..I'm still in that moody "zone" I guess. Didn't mean to bring you down. I should have worn my clown suit, huh?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Goodnite ESE! It has been one of the funniest nites on this site to stay OT for 3 hours is a record.
Wish MK would read the posts sometimes...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Nite, ESE, great to see you.
Just when you think Brit has brought all the trailer park to LA that she can, she goes back home and refreshes.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when they thought "missing the flush" was only in cards...
gotta tip the hat... night, all!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 6, 2008 - 9:31pm.
My, DA's in a gothic mood! They left Carla behind in the Malibu Romper Room. Slipped their minds....
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by madam s. on May 7, 2008 - 12:34am.
ahhahahaa Team V.,
Well, I believe spanking should be used in moderation.
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But the meat gets tender. Eventually.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought that a "straight jacket" and "four points" were really apparel from the local Wal Mart...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
ahhahahaa Team V.,
Well, I believe spanking should be used in moderation.
Submitted by madam s. on May 7, 2008 - 12:31am.
Capuchin's are okay, but there's more dark meat on a Spider Monkey.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought that mound of dirt in the backyard and Mommy cleaning off an ax in the laundry room and Carla never to be seen again was just a bad dream/go back to sleep sort of thing...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Team V.,
I don't have a monkey, just dogs. Monkeys are so cute! Is it a Capuchin? I love them.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 7, 2008 - 12:23am.
Just when you thought it was safe to drink and read.
Nite
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought that "Dumbo" was a Disney creation, not a relative...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by dead-actress on May 7, 2008 - 12:25am.
Just when they thought a leisurely Sunday drive didn't include going 110 mph on the eastbound Ventura (101) Freeway....with Mommy's maniacal laughter in the background...
And 1,000 paps following.LOL
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 12:20am.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 12:17am.
I'm sorry, didn't know it was contagious.
I just hope it doesn't become my own personal "you might be a redneck"
the "just when you..." should be the new way to placate the on-topic police from now on!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by madam s. on May 7, 2008 - 12:24am.
Sheeps,
I feel your mirth, since I don't know a "work day" that doesn't involve nap time and several hours playing with my dogs.
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Mine's the same if you throw in spanking my monkey.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought a leisurely Sunday drive didn't include going 110 mph on the eastbound Ventura (101) Freeway....with Mommy's maniacal laughter in the background...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Sheeps,
I feel your mirth, since I don't know a "work day" that doesn't involve nap time and several hours playing with my dogs.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Just when you thought MK did his own IT work, the trained chimps that do get loaded on banana daquiris.
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*snort* I can't go on! I'm cryin' over here!
See you, Sluts!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 7, 2008 - 12:20am.
wait, I always use a straw
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought pap(s) sleep in their own beds at night and not Mommy's.....
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they started to get comfortable with Shar nursing them.
Submitted by madam s. on May 7, 2008 - 12:08am.
"where everyone works for a full day"
HAHAHAHAHA You kill me! HAHAHAHAHAHA Stop!
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Just when they thought having a coke and a smile didn't involve a straw...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 12:17am.
I'm sorry, didn't know it was contagious.
I just hope it doesn't become my own personal "you might be a redneck".
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when they thought "Apocalypse Now" was just a movie...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought eating Skittles didn't have the same effect as Mommy's colorful "treats" if they behaved...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
The first "just when" joke (2:20 ago):
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Just when their cholesterol levels had returned to normal levels and the cigarette burns had faded.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Just when they forgot how to use the litter box as a crib.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
@Mani, just when they thought that boots come off before bedtime, not adding spurs to them...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they thought picking up & eating a crumb on the table was actually from a cookie and not from Mommy's crack stash..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they realized that boots don't have to smell like something died in them.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 7, 2008 - 12:08am.
I was thinking there should be a national holiday called "Dlisted Day" where everyone works for a full day, except for Michael K, who takes the day off.
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Sorry, now you're going too far.
Just when you thought MK did his own IT work, the trained chimps that do get loaded on banana daquiris.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they learned that "you all" were two different words...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they felt safe that mommy's weave wasn't hiding in their closet anymore and they could sleep with the lights out.
Submitted by dead-actress on May 6, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Just when they thought delivering a pizza to their house didn't include grunting, moaning & screaming from Mommy "heating it up" in the kitchen...
Ewwwwww. (hahahahaha)
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
just when they learned how to roll daddy's joints.... well..... i guess it'll still come in handy
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought the smell of cat pee meant there was cat in the house and not Mommy's Special Happy Place/meth lab...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they had learned how to make Daddy's Jack and Cokes.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.