More Time With Mommy
Brit Brit has been given more time with her boys, but it's unclear exactly how much more. KFed's attorney said the changes made today in court will take into effect sometime in the "near future." He said KFed's "goal and his hope is his children will have the benefit of having two parents participating actively in their lives."
KFed's goal is for more money. Brit's goal is for more frapps. Delicious frapps!
KFed's attorney went on to say, "The court made orders today, they were orders that the parties were able to mostly agree to It represents a cautious step moving forward. The children are doing great — that's the key."
Daddy Spears and Lynne issued this statement, "We are so pleased with Britney's progress, and we are very appreciative of the court's recognition of this progress."
SPF and JJ issued this statement, "Can Angelina adopt us?"
Here's Brit Brit at Bally's yesterday. The woman in the first thumbnail looks frightened. I guess I would be too if I was that close to Brit.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Brit will get 3 days of supervised visitation per week. She will also have overnight visits with her boys within the month. Midnight margaritas for JJ and SPF again!!! The goal is to get Brit 50/50 custody again over the next few months.
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Just when they got used to not sticking to furniture.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought that home did not mean a rental in the hills with an ocean view...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by madam s. on May 6, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Just when they had finally bonded with their Harlow mesh wire surrogate monkey mother.
(Yeah alright... that one is vague and from Psychology 101).
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Now that's an obscure reference. Freshman year Psych. PETA would have strung Harlow up by his nutsack.
However: Just when they realized Daddy's girlfriend wouldn't burn them with ciggies until after the wedding day...Mommy rears her fugly head.
I was thinking there should be a national holiday called "Dlisted Day" where everyone works for a full day, except for Michael K, who takes the day off.
Just when they thought delivering a pizza to their house didn't include grunting, moaning & screaming from Mommy "heating it up" in the kitchen...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they had accepted the fact that "Mommy was on a world tour."
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Just when Jeff Foxworthy stopped making jokes about them
Just when thought Mommy was smarter than a fifth grader.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 12:05am.
thank you, thank you.. i try!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 6, 2008 - 9:03pm.
just when they were settling into the idea of mothers day being a "phone it in" day
Topical!!
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Just when they thought they would never need another de-lousing.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when they were settling into the idea of mothers day being a "phone it in" day
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought DebFrmHell couldn't laugh any longer...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
@Madam, just when they thought working was NOT just a hobby for the "little people"...LOL
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by madam s. on May 6, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Amen to that. My boss got spoiled.
Just when he thought I was gonna start working for a living.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought eating off a plate meant using a spoon or fork and not your hands......
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Just when they thought that a doggie treat really meant a milk bone, not a boner...
just when they thought "London" was a place, not a dog as scared as them
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought that you get gas at a gas station.
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Just when homeless people stopped referring to them as "the less fortunate".
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when "Mommy's Playtime with Uncle Adnan" was fading from their memories.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Just when they thought that a doggie treat really meant a milk bone, not a boner...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
I'd like to point out that it's refreshing to be using my brain in this constructive way, as opposed to the "working" I've been doing for the last two days.
Just when Jeff Foxworthy stopped making jokes about them.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when a "sammich" didn't mean a lutfi and adnon twister with mommy
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought they were finally free of their Kentwood Kin.
Just when they started referring to it as a "pool" and not a "ce-ment pond"
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when K-Fed had promised them a weekend with some Vegas hos.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Wonky computer/site problems
Just when they thought that an ambulance was for emergencies and not a "taxi" for mommy.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Just when they thought they could have sleepy time without the aid of a mallet...
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Just when they thought Mommy would fall asleep without that green cold medicine with the giant f*cking "Q".
Just when they thought that Memaw and Pawpaw were not thier first cousins...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
just when they thought "drooping boobs" were lazy idiots...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought Uncle Sam was a patriotic figure and not a drug dealer, stalker, embezzler and blackmailer...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
just when they thought they wouldn't ever have to see uncle "comingback" ever again...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought that they couldn't be any better off...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they had finally bonded with their Harlow mesh wire surrogate monkey mother.
(Yeah alright... that one is vague and from Psychology 101).
Just when they thought "bath time" didn't include Mommy gasping in pain when checking the water temp...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Ha Ha Ha Ha!! You all are on fiyah!
Submitted by madam s. on May 6, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Just when they learned their real names aren't Tater Tot and Small Fry.
just when they thought they weren't going to be deep fried for the names
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought "swimming" in the shallow end of the pool as opposed to being thrown into the deep end was okay....
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they learned their real names aren't Tater Tot and Small Fry.
Just when they thought seatbelts were actually used to protect them & not Mommy's bottles of liquor from rolling off the car seat..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they thought they could have sleepy time without the aid of a mallet...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they got used to people chewing gum with their mouth closed...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Just when the electro-shock therapy had at last erased the nightmares of "mommy's naked dance rehearsals".
Just when they thought drinking "this taste funny" juice from a sippy cup didn't lead to double vision, falling down...nap time..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they thought the spammers were the ones slowing down the computers...LOL
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they thought Alpo was only for dogs.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when they thought "i'm getting the pipe" didn't mean.... wait... there's too many for this one!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought foil paper was really used to cover the last bowl of Spaghetti-Os...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 6, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Just when their Garanimal choices weren't restricted to Possum and Roadkill.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they finally realized that "beavers" are actually cute fluffy animals that live in the wild.