More Time With Mommy
Brit Brit has been given more time with her boys, but it's unclear exactly how much more. KFed's attorney said the changes made today in court will take into effect sometime in the "near future." He said KFed's "goal and his hope is his children will have the benefit of having two parents participating actively in their lives."
KFed's goal is for more money. Brit's goal is for more frapps. Delicious frapps!
KFed's attorney went on to say, "The court made orders today, they were orders that the parties were able to mostly agree to It represents a cautious step moving forward. The children are doing great — that's the key."
Daddy Spears and Lynne issued this statement, "We are so pleased with Britney's progress, and we are very appreciative of the court's recognition of this progress."
SPF and JJ issued this statement, "Can Angelina adopt us?"
Here's Brit Brit at Bally's yesterday. The woman in the first thumbnail looks frightened. I guess I would be too if I was that close to Brit.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Brit will get 3 days of supervised visitation per week. She will also have overnight visits with her boys within the month. Midnight margaritas for JJ and SPF again!!! The goal is to get Brit 50/50 custody again over the next few months.
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just for britney's sake.... just when she thought she was finally rid of them...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they got the Frapp stains out of Sean and Jayden's Underoos.
just when they learned "lollipops" were candy, not cigarettes
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Just when they thought lollipops that actually tasted like grape and cherry didn't make you incredibly sleepy and high at the same time...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they thought "your mom's a lousy cocksucker" was an insult and not a job description.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they stopped tripping over chewed-off acrylic nails...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Just when they discovered that modern invention, the toothbrush...
Just when they thought that matches and razor blades weren't toys.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they thought taking a Sunday drive didn't include a major sunstroke and Mommy flashing the kitty...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
just when they thought "going 'round the world" involved traveling...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Gnite Nits,
Just when they realized hearing "Mommy's home" didn't mean another game of hide and seek.
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Gnite Nits,
Just when they realized hearing "Mommy's home" didn't mean another game of hide and seek.
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Just when they had forgotten about the horrified screams from mommy's bedroom every time she brought a homeless guy there.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Gnite Nits,
Just when they realized hearing "Mommy's home" didn't mean another game of hide and seek.
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Hi guys!
Missed you all.
Just when they learned that bedtime stories are read, not belched...
Just when you thought lighting Mommy's meth pipe wasn't part of being a "good boy"....
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when their lungs had cleared up from the second-hand Cheeto dust.
just when they learned some women wear bras...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought that a phony British accent meant just a phony...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they thought they were always going to be an "asterisk" in the Big Book of the Spears Ancestry...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they learned what vegetables were REALLY for...
*waves hi*
Just when you thought chandeliers were meant to hang from a ceiling with noone swinging from them and speaking gibberish...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they got used to playing with toys that didn't come from Rite Aid...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Just when they started to think that the words weren't "twinkie, twinkie, in my car. eat snack cakes cause I'm a star"
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when they forgot what a c-section scar looks like.
And on that one, I'm out..Long Day! So good to see a full house this evening. *smooches gamooches and monster wedgies all around*
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
just when they thought "powder" on the ass was only for babies...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when you thought landing strip sex sort of bordered on kinky...*nausea*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Just when they started to think that grease washed off.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when "we're going home" didn't mean going to a hotel with random paps...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought the "Loony Bin" was for other people.
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Just when they got used to someone who pees standing up, no wait, she totally does.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
just when they learned their heads weren't ashtrays.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Just when they got used to their hair not being dried in the microwave.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they were becoming proficient in ebonics.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
just when they forgot what the inside of a Las Vegas casino's mini bar looked like...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they thought they'd never have to watch their own mother touching herself again...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Just when you thought London wasn't about to be "taste like chicken"..she's planning next weekend's Psycho Mom's celebratory BBQ..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 6, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Just when they got used to the Teletubbies being the least intelligible ones they had to listen to.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
*smooches her Manimal w/a reach around wedgie*
Just when they lost all traces of trailer parkese.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Just when they got used to being the only ones in the house who soiled themselves on a regular basis.
and everyone was ok about it!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Just when they got used to not having to fight the dog for a piece of Kibble.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they got used to being the only ones in the house who soiled themselves on a regular basis.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Wow, funniest stuff. Stopping to say Hi to everyone!
Just when they thought paps just took pictures.
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Just when they forgot that a used condom is not a funny balloon a clown dropped...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when you thought working the corner on Robertsons Blvd wouldn't be caught on some pap's camera...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
just when they got used to not helping mommy steer the car...
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Kfed's goal is for more money, no wonder that that are so many rumors about her joining in site S u g ar c u p i d .c o m! not much of a good woman!!
Just when they thought strained peas weren't something they gave mommy for her drug tests.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when they forgot what snail trails on the back seat smelled like.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~