More Time With Mommy
Brit Brit has been given more time with her boys, but it's unclear exactly how much more. KFed's attorney said the changes made today in court will take into effect sometime in the "near future." He said KFed's "goal and his hope is his children will have the benefit of having two parents participating actively in their lives."
KFed's goal is for more money. Brit's goal is for more frapps. Delicious frapps!
KFed's attorney went on to say, "The court made orders today, they were orders that the parties were able to mostly agree to It represents a cautious step moving forward. The children are doing great — that's the key."
Daddy Spears and Lynne issued this statement, "We are so pleased with Britney's progress, and we are very appreciative of the court's recognition of this progress."
SPF and JJ issued this statement, "Can Angelina adopt us?"
Here's Brit Brit at Bally's yesterday. The woman in the first thumbnail looks frightened. I guess I would be too if I was that close to Brit.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Brit will get 3 days of supervised visitation per week. She will also have overnight visits with her boys within the month. Midnight margaritas for JJ and SPF again!!! The goal is to get Brit 50/50 custody again over the next few months.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 6, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Just when they got tired of using the Welcome mat as toilet paper.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Just when Sean P. and Jayden realized that playing Hide & Seek with Mommy might lead to a dirt nap...
thread's moving too fast.... a big howdy do(britney speak) to all!!
OT: give me a minute.... oh yeah, that's what the kids said when they heard the news!
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May 10th
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Do not forget.
@TV just when they thought they would live to see their next birthday...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
just when they forgot the memories of what meth cooking smells like...
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May 10th
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***Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Just when they were starting to think that nipples weren't really the size of pie plates.
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Just when they realized pupils aren't supposed to be the size of pie plates......
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
For ESE: Just when they thought that Cheetos were not a part of the food pyramid...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when you thought it was safe to walk into a Starbucks and not have to guess where the stench was coming from...
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
LOL ESE
Just when they thought they'd never again see a pair of panties used as a maxi pad...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Just when they got used to real diapers, not just a garbage bag duct taped around their waists.
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Don't you mean Wal-Mart bags? hahaha
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Just when they thought they'd live to see Kindergarten.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
ESE hi?
Kitten says hi?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
OK, just when they thought a fishnet was for catching fish.
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Just when they thought that a $100 dollar bill was actual money, not a straw...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 6, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Just when they thought they had kicked their smoking habits for good...
just when they thought the habit of getting kicked was kicked for good...
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May 10th
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@TV: Just when they thought they'd never have to step in dog poop in the house again...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Just when they thought they had kicked their smoking habits for good...
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Jeez.
SPF and JJ are SO fucked.
Hi everyone! Are the "issues" resolved?
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 6, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Just when they got used to real diapers, not just a garbage bag duct taped around their waists.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 6, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Just when they were starting to think that nipples weren't really the size of pie plates.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
TV, Just when we thought we were going to have to send out the reserves to find D~A and Green...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Just when they got used to their diapers being changed more than once a day.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 6, 2008 - 10:36pm.
i was thinking she meant, wait... maddog is only 20/20... my mistake
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May 10th
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Submitted by Green Is Good on May 6, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Twatney was probably screaming at her Parents: "Whuttya ya mean I gotta see them little shits 3 times a week now?? Ahm busy with ma T.V. show, y'all!"
Totally, She wants them but at 100 ft away.
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Just when you thought Shitney was about to go natural...as in not shave the kitty and lose the weave. It's picture time again..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Ha Ha Ha! All this "Just when" stuff is slaying me!
Just when Twatney thought she didn't have to see her boo boos more than ONCE a week...
TV, just when they were learning to relax their little grips on their car seats...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
The goal is to get Brit 50/50 custody again over the next few months.
Twitney thinks 50/50 means grab one kid and lock herself in the bathroom while Kfed watches the other kid.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Just when they got used to sleeping in a bed instead of a dog carrier.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
this visitation is a good idea.... oh, the sad state of affairs, when children are NOT allowed to grow up around strange men that take their pictures for magazines and fuck their mother for the privilege
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008
Just when they thought that Uncle Landing Strip was really a blood relative...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 6, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Just when they got used to calling the nanny "mommy".
don't worry, i'm sure they'll still call her "please, strange lady can we not have cheetos today?"
Oh please, like she is spending any time with those kids....she is probably hiring Kfed' s nannies to come over when they are not (working/the kids are not) with Kfed. Either that or she is giving them to her new bodyguard. She will only see them for photoops.____________________________________________
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Just when they got used to their pedialyte not being mixed with vodka.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
@TV, Just when they thought ALL mirrors had magic fairy dust on them...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
**Waving at ESE** NO CHEETOS FOR YOU! (((crying orange tears)))
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Just when they were getting used to not being held hostage by a psychopath.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Just when they got used to calling the nanny "mommy".
don't worry, i'm sure they'll still call her "please, strange lady can we not have cheetos today?"
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Twatney was probably screaming at her Parents: "Whuttya ya mean I gotta see them little shits 3 times a week now?? Ahm busy with ma T.V. show, y'all!"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Just when they had gotten the image of sagging, wonky tits out of their little heads. Also, just when you had.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
TV and Sheeps,
Just when they got used to calling the nanny "mommy".
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
HELLO AGAIN BEEHOTCHES!
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Her skin looks really nice...OOPS! I can't log out and make that shameful statement anonymously! ___________________________________________________
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T-Val: Just when they were getting over the DTs.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Just when they were getting used to not having a toaster as a bathtime toy.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Just when they were getting used to not riding in the trunk.
hahahaha
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 10:10pm.
aawww, come on!... she's only allowed to drive slowly around the driveway now!... once daddy leaves, then they get to go to vegas!!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 6, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Just when they were getiing used to not riding in the trunk.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 6, 2008 - 10:03pm.
and just when the sugar shakes stop.... momma's home!!
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Just when their cholesterol levels had returned to normal levels and the cigarette burns had faded.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
"3 days of supervised visitation per week."
*said in best Vincent Price voice*... oh, the wonderful horrors that await them
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.