Tuesday, May 6th 2008
You Go Girl!
It was a gay ole' time at the Virgin Megastore Times Square in NYC today. Clay Gayken signed copies of his new music for 55-year-old vagina called "On My Way Here.....I Ate A Dick."
I'm pissed that the photographers didn't get some wonderful shots of Gayken's Claymates! I can picture them in their mom jeans, puffy paint t-shirts, denim vests and Easy Spirit sneakers in pink. The pink is for Gayken, because that's his favorite color. The janitor must have been dry heaving after the signing. Imagine mopping up all that old lady vagina water. Wrong.
Wenn
The world is coming to an end. Clay and his Claymates are on Good Morning America. IF he shows up on Regis I hope Kelly Rippa gives him an
upper colonic.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
You have to hand it to Clay - she is SUCH a lady, down to the makeup and eyeliner. Her momma must be SO proud of her - raising the perfect daughter.
================================================
"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
He's already looking like a lesbian. He bettah get in touch w/his inner fag fast because dyke is just one degree away from being a sweater queen.
Will somebody please explain that haircut?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! On the way here...I ate a dick! That's so freakin great! PS, thanks for stepping up and saying Anna Wintour looked like shit at the Costume Gala - everyone is kissing her ass everywhere else - she looks like a goat left his horns in her sides or something.
MK is Hot Slut of every month in my book...
What a confident woman!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the rich men seeking sugar women site S u g a r C u p i d.c o m and she is mentioned to find her sugar daddy there! the magazine fools her?? or fools us.
The spammers are funny. They add ambiance kind of like the pee smell in an alley. In many ways he is a confident woman, which is lovely, I guess. Besides I think Clay would be the sugar daddy. Although I feel itchy thinking about it.
MissJaneTexas,
Absolutely NO ONE cares that he's gay except for him.
On topic: WHO CARES if he is gay...over it
Off topic: I'm bored and drunk..
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by RichBitch on May 6, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 7, 2008 - 4:21am.
Clay is an insult to every gay man that said "Fuck you, I like guys...deal with it."
------------------------------------
Amen brother.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Amen, and right on. People should drop this intolerance bullshit.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 7, 2008 - 4:21am.
Clay is an insult to every gay man that said "Fuck you, I like guys...deal with it."
------------------------------------
Amen brother.
Joey is opting for the incription mode...I HATE the fucking spammers
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
he must be using the same hair colorist as suri cruise...and i'm a bit disappointed that his mouth isn't wide open in mock display of glee he's managed to do so well....
____________________________________________
all of this and nothing...
Stop with the Liberace qoutes. This douche bag had no talent..At least Lee could play the piano.
Clay is an insult to every gay man that said "Fuck you, I like guys...deal with it."
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He looks gayelle.
Gayberace.
He should come out with a line of "mom jeans" and sell them on QVC.
Clay! Let's chat....you are a gorgeous gay..and kitten loves you...stop frontin'
*************************************************************************
...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
i've never known denial to such a big degree. it's astounding. he probably cries when he's alone.
***********************************************
Fighting for peace is like fucking for celibacy
mitted by Manimal5 on May 6, 2008 - 8:54pm.
submitted by Tigerlily
Oh, and Gayken is a lesbian WHORE...I know several Home Depot's where girlfriend is banned....
I always knew that Gayken was a do-it-yourselfer.
****************************************
TOTALLY! 'cept I was kinda lyin' 'bout that whole Home Depot thing, but you know bitch throws a total fit in there when her lover can't get the 20% lesbo discount...Wait, Gayken is a girl, pretending to be a boy, pretending to be a girl, right? No? Ok, we need Julie Andrews to bear her Memaw tits to clear this up....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
look when every syllable of your name rhymes with gay...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
She's totally stealing Martha Stewart's look.
That's NOT a good thing.
***********************************************
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 6, 2008 - 8:43pm.
LOL. I guess 50 year old housewives and/or lonely cat ladies don't want to be bothered with Time Square and getting parking for their minivans in NYC. Shit there was actually a line to get into Sephora, maybe he was testing foundations in there.
____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
submitted by Tigerlily
Oh, and Gayken is a lesbian WHORE...I know several Home Depot's where girlfriend is banned....
I always knew that Gayken was a do-it-yourselfer.
---------------------------------------
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 6, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Don't you see the hoards of people pushing there way in to get a cd? You don't ? Neither do I.
It seems fitting that he's standing in front of the VIRGIN backdrop.
---------------------------------------
Aaah, the love child of Martha Stewart and Red Skelton...
___________________________________________
Avie is burning sown as we apeak...Built in the late 1800's.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 8:32pm.
*opening lid to hamper* Psssst! TigerLilly! Over here! *sticking out small sock monkey hand holding large bag of catnip* Gotcha something!
************************************************
Oh yes, lovely... a "gift"...*looking around...devouring catnip...stuffing industrial strength dryer sheets up in Socky's cap...*. We never saw each other, Socks....
Oh, and Gayken is a lesbian WHORE...I know several Home Depot's where girlfriend is banned....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 6, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 8:58pm.
*bashfully holding out small sock monkey hand..channeling DA* Where's my kiss?
hi, Socky! *kiss on hand*... pftpft! *spitting out Bozo fur* have you been rolling around for the MIL again?!?!LOL!
OT: pink cupcakes, yep.... that's what he reminds me of
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LMAO! Aw, shit! Forgot to use a lint brush before extending my little hand. I gave the future MIL a big hug...for a very, very long time. I know she took a couple of breaths...so I'm sure she inhaled plenty and while we sipped margaritas at the "Cuntry" Club..*evil laugh*
ON TOPIC: Clay is wearing pink boxers...I just know it.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I had the good fortune to walk by the store today and did not see any more people then than usual. I was surprised to see a poster of him outside with notice that he be signing cds today, I was certain I read it wrong until just now when I read this. Aren't there like a billion middle aged claykens or whatever they are called? ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
*opening lid to hamper* Psssst! TigerLilly! Over here! *sticking out small sock monkey hand holding large bag of catnip* Gotcha something!
ON TOPIC: "On My Way Here"...I stopped to get a vodka slurpee with a two bendy straws.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 8:58pm.
*bashfully holding out small sock monkey hand..channeling DA* Where's my kiss?
hi, Socky! *kiss on hand*... pftpft! *spitting out Bozo fur* have you been rolling around for the MIL again?!?!LOL!
OT: pink cupcakes, yep.... that's what he reminds me of
-----------------------------
May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Liberace was a fun gay though!
Clay Aiken is just blah. At this point who cares. Like someone has said before on this site, NO ONE is hitting that, male or female!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Ha, the album cover looks like a QVC version of Bowie's Low.
GROSS mk I am trying to drink here
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 6, 2008 - 6:09pm.
My god, if you told me he won a "lesbo soccer mon of the year" award, I'd totally believe you...Wait, he didn't win that award?
Yeah, don't ask. Some scandal with the orange slices or something.
*****************************************************
It's always the orange slices isn't it? Oh, and don't even get me started on the jello molds...Oh, and forget explaining ANY distaste or your baked clams....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 9:14pm.
In the blue dress with the slit? ("Notice the slit.")
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Clay ain't gotta slit. He just wishes he had one.
Bam! Oooooooo! Yeah, I said it!! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
ahh.. Poor Claymidia looks more and more like his overies are dying a little more inside with each new CD.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 6:13pm.
In the blue dress with the slit? ("Notice the slit.")
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 6, 2008 - 7:12pm.
OMG
I'd rather bump uglies with John Mayer than this bitchhodouche.
LMAO...if they were the last two "men" on this planet and I had the last womb....consider the human population over and done!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 6, 2008 - 6:09pm.
My god, if you told me he won a "lesbo soccer mon of the year" award, I'd totally believe you...Wait, he didn't win that award?
Yeah, don't ask. Some scandal with the orange slices or something.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 5:36pm.
He's morphing into a present day Liberace.
Without the musical skills.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay...then I'm gonna go with him draping himself across the piano a la Michelle Pfeiffer and singing.."Making Whoopee." Brace yourself.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I don't want to say Gayken is gay but he is wearing the new 'Rump Wrangler' jeans.
---------------------------------------
My god, if you told me he won a "lesbo soccer mon of the year" award, I'd totally believe you...Wait, he didn't win that award???? ROBBERY!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
stoptheact.com it is completely anonymous
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 5:36pm.
He's morphing into a present day Liberace.
Without the musical skills.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Old ladies don't have vagina water-their wells have dried up.
Perhaps that's Clays mojo-he gets the old broads feelin' juicy again. Ech... the thought of it.
Submitted by ESE on May 6, 2008 - 8:41pm.
thank you for reminding me of someone actually more femme than this creampuff... i was beginning to think it wasn't possible
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ESE! *big smooches* *bashfully holding out small sock monkey hand..channeling DA* Where's my kiss? *batting eyelashes* Okay,
I know DA wouldn't do that, but....
ON T: I'm waiting on him to wear a mink cape or something...then I'll know he finally crossed over. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I was in Penn Station on Saturday, and this 50-something ol' hag was wearing a fug leopard-print dress with a navy blue Clay Aiken tour hoodie over it...I think that says it all!
Maybe he's just gay as in happy?
OK forget it!
Give him a fruitcake.
---------------------------------------
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 8:36pm.
He's morphing into a present day Liberace.
thank you for reminding me of someone actually more femme than this creampuff... i was beginning to think it wasn't possible
-----------------------------
May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Gayken songs should only be played over muzak in park restrooms.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
He's morphing into a present day Liberace.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~