Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Mimi's Wedding Pictures Coming Soon
People Magazine will unveil exclusive pictures from Mimi's wedding at 10am EST today. Don't you love this world? NEXT! Mimi will unveil a new dookie at 11am! No, I'm not talking about a new Mimi song. I'm talking about poop.
If you give a fuck, check People at 10am to see pictures of Mimi making the biggest mistake of her life. I really hope she's wearing a white bikini.
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LMFAO! The cow's cuter than Mimi.
OMG!!!
Rotflmao!!!
Headline + cow bride = win!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I heard Squealer the pig caught the bouquet.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
What a GREAT picture!
Damn MK you never fail to satisfy your audience.
the photographer of this picture captured mimi at her best...
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all of this and nothing...
This is the best mimi picture ever!
LMAO. Her veil looks like a swanky resort bath towel.
She has a pretty smile in the pic, though.
They will be divorced in a few months.
Why can't people just date??
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
I'm impressed that a professional photographer somehow learned about their secret wedding, including their stroll on the beach. That's good detective work.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Okay I just saw the pictures. Funnily enough it isn't the borrowed-from-Barbie and Ken wedding outfits, or the slutty beachshot. No...
THEY HAVE THE SAME SMILE. I CAN SEE THEIR KIDS AND IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK BRUH!
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
Oh christ! I just looked. The pic is okay, but the quote they have is sickening. After a SIX week whirlwind romance, Mariah knows they are "soulmates". UGH!
My husband and I have been together for almost 20 years and I'm still not sure if we are 'soulmates' or not.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
Those trainwreck teases at People.com! They ruined my day.
She once said if she was ever to get married again it would be just to have kids......
OHHH my Lord..looks like MIMI doesnt wanna be left out of the baby bump trend, soo she is tryi to get pregnant...whoaa!!
thats it the cover of the magazine?
what a fucking disapointment.
definately wont be buying that crapola
next!
Jesus H. Christ - I just checked it and yes, they are PLANNING on having kids! Can someone please tell Mimi she is 40.
So far it's just the cover of the mag and she looks cute at least from what you can see. Then there's a "candid" picture of them on the beach.
Dang, that boy is pretty!
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
NONSENSE!
--thanks awfully--
I'll pass on seeing the photos until later I haven't had breakfast yet, you know MK will see them and they will be so damn ridiculous he will post them here, I don't blame him.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
The cow picture is far better than ANY picture of Mimi.
mimi's lost some weight
yippee!☺
That IS her, if I'm not mistaken.
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In the pics, she should be wearing a dunce cap instead of a vail. Fucking dolt.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
Im betting a big ass picture of Ashton comes up saying GOTCHA!
otherwise
Im betting she is lookn damn good in a off pink colored dress with unicorns and butterflys in the picture.
Right Nit. I wonder if she'll wear shades?
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by DeeDee on May 7, 2008 - 7:50am.
Lemme see if I can predict what Mimi's dress looks like: skin tight white mini dress, with some butterfly jewerly, and high heels.
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If it was on the beach..Definitely a white bikini top..if it was indoors, you were right on it..but don't forget the tights..You know MiMoo lurves her colored tights!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Lemme see if I can predict what Mimi's dress looks like: skin tight white mini dress, with some butterfly jewerly, and high heels.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Just leave the cow pic up..it'll do. (where DO you find these shots, MK?)
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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.
That's a good preview of the wedding pic of her.
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
I think I'll be able to wait to see the pics here, only because I know MK's already furiously scribbling wicked notes to accompany the craptastic photos!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~