The Olsens Might Have Some Competition
Star Magazine claims that Angie Jo will pop out two little girlies when she gives birth this July. A sourcie told them, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." I'm sure Shiloh is thrilled, because she'll finally have some company in her locked tower.
If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.
Another inside source claims Angie's pregnancy has been filled with "scary complications." The sourcie claims she suffered a major fall, "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Let me guess, this "source's" name rhymes with Mennifer Maniston?
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Viva, I think he/she/ is trying out the conspiracy theory thing on Dlisted before sending it to an editor.
I see many rejection letters in his/her future.
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But then again, what do I know?
Um, Exotic Goddess, you appear to be suffocating on your own anus. Please to pull your head out of your red necked ass. Either that or breathing your own stank while wearing your white sheet and pointy hood have killed waaaaay too many brain cells. The Skin Head Anonymous meeting is down the hall and to the right. Get some help, doll.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Here's a question.... If this Exotic Goddess/AQoE has all this inside information about the tyranny of those wacky Jews why doesn't s/he write a book or a manifesto or some shit to spread the message before it's too late and they take over the world or wtfever they are supposed to be doing? Why come to a gossip blog and spout off that bullshit?
Know your audience, man. I know there are a dozen potheads baked out of their fucking gourds right now who would love to discuss your "theories."
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
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Do you really think anyone reads your posts?
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Submitted by Exotic Goddess on May 7, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Your story has grown tiresome. Touch my monkey!
No Brangelina thread would be complete without an LA appearance and anti-Semitic novels.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Exotic Goddess, would you kindly STFU?
Please and thank you...
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But then again, what do I know?
I find it odd that a pregnant woman who is having a difficult time with fainting spells and blacking out, is out hiking in a very trippable, tent dress on BOULDERS, CARRYING that huge, Z-kid!!!!
I am telling you, she does not want to be pregnant anymore.......and she is purposely putting herself at risk. If she had an "accident" the world would mourn the loss, and it would propel her into Sainthood status!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
MK you forgot to add Ruby, and Tuesday to your list!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Rain Some Hippy Names
Sage
Willow
Starr
Summer
Liberty
Maya
Blossom
Harmoney
Paisley
Patchouli
Sierra & Skylar
Terra & Sierra
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 7, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Lory...how about Rin Tin Tin?
or Hooch? (from Turner & Hooch movie)
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LMAO! Good ones Stocky! Rin Tin Tin Jolie-Pitt and Hooch Jolie-Pitt sound great!. They are actually kinda catchy. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Anon - I just hate the word in all senses. It falls into the category of "never want to hear again" like the word moist.
BLEH...
5:30 drink time!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 7, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Such use of the "c" word on here. Scathing to my ears. No lady-like.
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Kind of shocking come from a middle aged woman, isn't it?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Actually, Dlisted was down because the trained chimps MK employs to do his IT work got all wrecked on Banana Daquiris.
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THEN Love Angelina sat on it.
Such use of the "c" word on here. Scathing to my ears. No lady-like.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 7, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Maybe Olive and Peach.
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I like it! I'm also going for Hairy and Smelly.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 7, 2008 - 3:49pm.
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Giggle. If one of them isn't named "Arm" I'm going to be so disappointed.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Lory...how about Rin Tin Tin?
or Hooch? (from Turner & Hooch movie)
Some ideas for Angeloonie baby names, in keeping with the canine theme (like Shiloh).
No, M.E I don't make up lies about you and post them incessantly on this site. I may annoy you but what that cunt is doing is really uncalled for and she is flat out lying.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Now you know how we feel.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Well I never abandon any one but of course life happens, and it keeps you busy. That bitch is always lying about me and saying stupid ass shit. Fuck that cunt. Who ever it is, is a cunt. She is seriously pissing me off.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Maybe Angie should just name them by number.
B2 and B3 (short for blob 2 and blob 3)
_Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 4:48pm.
pesky monkeys!
You know what? I made my co's website crash after a nice bottle of Pinot G.
well i said it "crashed" the tech guy said "deleted a bunch of shit and took it offline to fix it"
What EVA same diffy!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Fuck you, stupid cunt.
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OK, I know you said you weren't going anywhere, but there are no guarantees in life. You could abandon us. We've been lied to before. And if you do leave us I certainly hope we can find someone else to call us names and "cuss" at us like you do.
Cuz we'd miss that.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Maybe Olive and Peach.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Actually, Dlisted was down because the trained chimps MK employs to do his IT work got all wrecked on Banana Daquiris.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Save the drama for your mama!
I think Angie and Brad should name the twins Privileged and Blob, because, after all, that's what they are.
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Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Fuck you, stupid cunt.
Thats not fair! Thats like judging a vagina before it becomes your poop shoot!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Fuck you, stupid cunt.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
_Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 4:43pm.
lamps are just jelly of the dark!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 4:39pm.
The Lamp Pod Spammer Alien can not be stopped (unless you unplug it)
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
_Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Does anyone else think Dlisted went down yesterday because LoveAngelina sat on it?
Like i told some people yesterday,
we "angered" her and then the spam rain came down HEAVY.
She was asked when she would be 20, got caught in a lie about night classes, and then we questioned the spamming.
Either that or TV and I angered the Lamp Pod Spammer Alien with all of our spam speak.
Now i have that damn chocolate rain song stuck in my head.
Spamming rain
Makes your favorite gossip site crash
Spmming rain
Dont know why they have spam us so
Spamming rain
want to block the lamp pod people
Spamming rain
i cant believe this tune is in me brain
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Does anyone else think Dlisted went down yesterday because LoveAngelina sat on it?
just WHY
WHY DAMNIT!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
zomay - Shhhhhhhhhhh, it's ok sweetie.
ahhahhahaa Mrs. K.!
Best response ever.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 12:58pm.
My ass ain't going no where bitches.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Why the sad face, baby??? You want me to go away???
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Get on board the short bus! Im taking our big fat jelly asses to the zoo!
I brought some Shout brand handy wipes just in the case of a spill on our mom jeans!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Zomay - I'll hold you, pet your hair and gently rock you.
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I am so scared of all the monsters mommy. They lurk in dark corners.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 12:58pm.
My ass ain't going no where bitches.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Zomay - I'll hold you, pet your hair and gently rock you.
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Stupid fucks?
I have to go to the zoo now. Im going to watch some fucking ducks turn into SWANS ASSHOLE!
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Hey, can I bring my kids? I wouldn't want them to miss such a miracle!
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Stupid fucks?
I have to go to the zoo now. Im going to watch some fucking ducks turn into SWANS ASSHOLE!
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LMAO!!! You never fail to give me belly laughs, LoLo.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Aw fuck.
*turning on bat signal*
ALERT BITCHES!
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Hold me.
*puts out 3rd cigarette*
*keeps pacing*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
ruh-roh
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Stupid fucks?
I have to go to the zoo now. Im going to watch some fucking ducks turn into SWANS ASSHOLE!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
"They don't know shit. Thats what I know"
That is because you are a CRAZY S T A L K E R!!!!!!!
Aw fuck.
*turning on bat signal*
ALERT BITCHES!