The Olsens Might Have Some Competition
Star Magazine claims that Angie Jo will pop out two little girlies when she gives birth this July. A sourcie told them, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." I'm sure Shiloh is thrilled, because she'll finally have some company in her locked tower.
If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.
Another inside source claims Angie's pregnancy has been filled with "scary complications." The sourcie claims she suffered a major fall, "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Let me guess, this "source's" name rhymes with Mennifer Maniston?
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Also give me a fucking a break...I did comment yesterday you stupid fucks. My ass ain't going no where bitches. BWHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!
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LMAO at MK's source. I wouldn't be surprised MK. LOL. GAWD I hate tabloids and the lies they tell all the time. I think they should have some fucking respect when it comes to family. What pisses me off me even more is they act like they know medical stuff, which is bullshit. They don't know shit. Thats what I know.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
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LMAO @ kirstie alley livin large
Yeah, "she passed out". Methinks the source is Angie herself, trying to play the "poor me, how hard pregnancy is! I could die and you would have no goddess left to adore, so don't criticize me when I start buying new souvenirs, I mean, adopting more children" card.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
If Angie wants to show she loves her children the same and that she is a fair woman, Angie should name her daughters after famous dogs, you know, since she already named one biological daughter after a canine.
I would highly suggest Lassie and Benji. She can do no wrong with those two. Other good choices would be London and Tinkerbell or Cujo and Barney.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I like the Brad too but no matter what he does it's going to be wrong. He met karma. Best wishes to him and hope he really loves those kids.
Dear God Kirstie...swallow a weather balloon lately? Wow, I just don't think she will ever be able to keep it off.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 7, 2008 - 12:38pm.
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Word, Stocky.
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DListed is SO much better now without all the trolls, spammers and other assorted psychos.
What a great thread. MK...KEEP THE GATES LOCKED!
On Topic: Next to Madonna, Angelina is one of the biggest hypocrites to have walked the Hollywood Hall of Shame.
Brad is a known toke-head and somewhat dimwitted. His career was on a decline until he hooked up with Angeloonie.
Nothing like a Hollywood hookup to generate to breath life into a fledging career.
I'm voting for Cashmere & Mink. Fits right in with the rest of the menagerie.
Let's all join hands in a group prayer that LA doesn't return!
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_Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I dont mind saying that I like your Avie and that i hope the crazy bitch NEVER comes back.
fucking psycho
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Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 1:02pm.
The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 9:59am.
On a related note, I've not seen LA since the site got went all wonky. Coincidence?
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Well if she is still allowed to be here that should be the cheese to bait the trap.
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On a related note, I've not seen LA since the site went all wonky. Coincidence?
Discuss...
Edit: I just noticed my atrocious grammar.
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The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 9:59am.
On a related note, I've not seen LA since the site got went all wonky. Coincidence?
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Well if she is still allowed to be here that should be the cheese to bait the trap.
Maybe she is still unable to comment? I know I could log on yesterday and "look" but I wasn't able to comment.
Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Is Bradly really still that pussy whipped? Or is it the fact that he has these children now and his morals keep him from leaving?
He must miss his balls and spine
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I think it's both, M.E. I'm leaning more towards him sticking around because of the kids, though.
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Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 12:59pm.
On a related note, I've not seen LA since the site got went all wonky. Coincidence?
Discuss...
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yeah, all the mean people are gone.. some of them were registered..
*confused as usual*
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 7, 2008 - 12:57pm.
whats up? I had a crazy fucking weekend and chipped a tooth :( among other various embarassing disaster-type happenings.... um, yeah. How you doin???
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Is Bradly really still that pussy whipped? Or is it the fact that he has these children now and his morals keep him from leaving?
He must miss his balls and spine.
Missy
what's up woman?
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Submitted by xxyxz on May 7, 2008 - 12:49pm.
things are so calm in this thread! I must have died and gone to heaven
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hey mama!!!!! ♥ Yeah, its weird, huh???
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I don't defend the Brad here, I have a CrackSpace page for that if I'm so inclined so I will chime in with this, the downward spiral in just his physical appearance isn't solely due to having a crop of kids, substance abuse expedites that. What has propelled the excessive abuse is where I blame her. He didn't know what he got himself into.
Sympathy is not what I have for him, more like frustration. To any critics here, this is coming from a poster that does actually like the Brad and remains a teensy bit hopeful he snaps out of it or just snaps.
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things are so calm in this thread! I must have died and gone to heaven
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@No Words, Afuckingmen!
She will name them Dominique Sophie Pitt and Monique Gabriella Pitt.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 7, 2008 - 11:43am
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I have to believe that the kids are the hold she has on him...hence she has to keep reproducing and adopting, or else he will leave.
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@No Words, Brad is kind of slow so be patient with him. One day he when he finds his balls and his spine... um then it will be too late for him..
Yeah he kind of fucked himself over didn't he?
She should name them Lupron and Serophene.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
She is a compulsive liar trying to keep her stories straight. I cannot believe Brad is still putting up with her shit...I used to think more of him.
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"Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side."
How big is this alleged room? The Brad "heard" her?
From his room perhaps?
Whatever. When you don't take care of yourself properly under any circumstance, like life in general, you get what you reap. Skeletina's past is still very much her present only now, the stakes are higher and there is no more room for her to make mistakes. It's exactly why I don't believe any of her bullshit lie telling.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
They should name the girls Esme Louise & Opal Anne Pitt.
Twin Girls! How about Ophelia and Osmellia Pitt?
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What not Antietam and Gettysburg? Or let's see they will be born in France so Mimi and Fifi? My sister knew some hippies who named their twin Orangejello (pronounced auranj-ello) and Lemonjello (pronounced lamanj-ello). That is child abuse.
Seras - you are correct. You can't erase the past, regardless of how much backtracking you do and how many lies you tell.
Seras - you are completely right. She flip flops all the time. She may have said that to take her image to edgier levels. I mean the blood swap, the making out on the carpet, the brother kissing...all just image promotion. Now her new thing in being Mother Theresa and Ms. Do Gooder
it's only a matter of time before she denies any drug use at all.
I still wonder whether she really did heroin or not.I mean,one day she has had this non-stop trip of sexual experimentation and then a few years leter she is confused why she has the reputation she has since she has only slept with 4 people.One day the blob was a boo-boo but then later she was planned when the bitch decided that a bio kid wouldn't threaten her other children.I guess what I am rambling about is that the bitch lies and you can never believe shit she says.
joanne on May 7, 2008 - 9:03am.
Angelina Jolie cares about Anglina Jolie, everyone else involved are just actors in her fantasy
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Angelina Jolie cares about Anglina Jolie, everyone else involved are just actors in her fantasy.
I think what people here mean by "DUH" is that
she seems a little under developed compared to other tots her age. She also has her mouth perpetually open. I have seen that before though. I think if anything it's perpetuated with the way that these two handle the children.
Barely letting them walk, changing nannies, schools and location. It could be stunting their personal growth. If my mom carried me til I was 7 I would have a hard time cutting the apron strings and growing up without mommy.
I don't think she still uses. She may not be a good mother in the sense that she doesn't dicipline her children and they eat junk food constantly. But I think she truely loves them and wants a better life for them. I don't think she'd jeapordize their safety by being a junkie.
How can you say that Shiloh is kind of "DUH"?? We never see her and when we do its just photographs. Silly to assume that there is something wrong with her....I think they are just super protective of her because she is the youngest. :D
I suppose anything is possible. It's true, never heard of any stint in rehab but if she wasn't popular when she did it, it may have gone under the radar. Who knows? I have never tried anything hardcore in my life so I don't get the grasps of drug addiction, but I would think if you are going to label yourself a "humanitarian" you would at least take care of your unborn.
Brad is still a stoner and a drinker, trust. He's more closet about it. Drinking esp is a coping mechanism and if you are binging while watching kids you might (emphasize MIGHT) be doing it for those reasons. I mean he said DRUNK not, I had a glass of wine or two.
I don't think Anjelina Jolie is using "hard drugs" now. She has always done things to shock and amuse people, but she's a damn attention-whore POSER at heart. Maybe she tried them out, but I don't think she got hooked. Maybe she was trying to impress her little friends at the time. Don't junkies end up looking fucked up sooner or later?. Ok before anyone argues, I know she does indeed look like shit, but that's for different reasons. Angelina Jolie has always been and will always be a POSER.
Anyway, I agree Shiloh looks really "DUH".
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Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 12:32pm.
It's not film footage from Gia. It's Jolie using.
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I know that, what I meant is that it's from the time frame of the "Gia" era.
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I got you. Yeah, I still think it shows she was a seasoned user who could easily start using again if the circumstances were right - or "wrong", if you know what I mean. If it weren't for the fact that the NY Post claims she was still using after Shiloh's birth, I think the tape wouldn't be as damning.
I get the feeling Shiloh would have been better off born to Maniston.
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Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 8:10am.
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The woman is on film taking heroin and saying something like, "Wow, this is good crack, not the stepped on crap" which shows she's a bona fide user. User's don't just suddenly stop when they get knocked up or buy a baby. There's no record of her going to rehab, so -- how'd she get off heroin?
There are pictures of her smoking and drinking while pregnant with the blob, and after the blob (according to the NY Post and Ted C), she started using heroin again with Marilyn Manson.
So it makes sense she's still using.
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Do you think that her first bio baby was harmed because of this? Why do we never see her? I am now a little concerned for that kid and don't know why.
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I don't know. Shiloh does seem a little DUH, but she also seems like a sweet, shy kid. I think they probably keep her at home because the store bought kids don't like her. There were a few instances when Z hurt her in public and I think they don't want that getting out.
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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What film??? I have never heard of her being taped using? Link?
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The alleged tape is back from when she did "Gia".
Who knows if she still uses. I dont' think Bradly would stick around a junkie.
But then again, you never know.
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It's not film footage from Gia. It's Jolie using.
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I know that, what I meant is that it's from the time frame of the "Gia" era.
Submitted by Hekki on May 7, 2008 - 8:25am.
Submitted by M.E.: "I'm sure she is one of those women who "forget to eat" because they are so "busy".
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Interesting topic! Women who "forget" to eat are neurotic, self-important skinny bitches. They protest too much. Food is a sin to them.
Then there are people (usually men) who truly forget to eat because they're busy proving some mathematical theorem or discovering a subspecies of antarctic insect or something. It's sort of endearing. Food is just fuel to them.
There were times when I was too busy to stop and eat, but I never FORGOT to eat. I'm always "As soon as I finish this, I'm'a get a big fat drippy gyro!" Food is pleasure to me
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I'm not sure which category I fall into then. LOL. I constantly forget to eat. I get busy on a project and just keep moving on, then all of a sudden, it's 4:30pm and I realize I haven't eaten all day long.
Part of it could be my past eating disorder. That never really, ever goes away.
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What film??? I have never heard of her being taped using? Link?
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The alleged tape is back from when she did "Gia".
Who knows if she still uses. I dont' think Bradly would stick around a junkie.
But then again, you never know.
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It's not film footage from Gia. It's Jolie using.
Pitt himself is a pot smoker (not that that's the same thing as heroin, but you know what I mean). Remember the interview he did where he said he was so drunk he almost lost Zahara when she choked on one of his fallen ice cubes?