The Olsens Might Have Some Competition
Star Magazine claims that Angie Jo will pop out two little girlies when she gives birth this July. A sourcie told them, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." I'm sure Shiloh is thrilled, because she'll finally have some company in her locked tower.
If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.
Another inside source claims Angie's pregnancy has been filled with "scary complications." The sourcie claims she suffered a major fall, "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Let me guess, this "source's" name rhymes with Mennifer Maniston?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Not to be a shit, but isn't it possible that she doesn't do drugs anymore? Plenty of people either grow out of it or get help for it and overcome addiction. Or is AJ not part of that possible demographic because people don't like her? People grow up, trade in their vices. She's far from perfect but jeez-ass- some people come out on the other side.
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The thing is, the NY Post said she was still using after Shiloh's birth. Ted C ran a blind item about it as well. And there are pictures of her scary skinny and bug-eyed. I think it's not far-fetched to assume she never got off the stuff.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 9:24am.
Not to be a shit, but isn't it possible that she doesn't do drugs anymore?
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I agree- I don't think she does drugs anymore....and I am not a naive person (in general).
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
As much as I don't like Angelina I don't see her as a drug user anymore. Could be wrong though...
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 7, 2008 - 8:20am.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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What film??? I have never heard of her being taped using? Link?
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The alleged tape is back from when she did "Gia".
Who knows if she still uses. I dont' think Bradly would stick around a junkie.
But then again, you never know.
Two Drink Min,
Here you go:
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23626994-5001026,00....
Then check out the Dlisted blind items archives to see the NY Post and Ted C pieces. They say she started using again after Shiloh's birth.
Submitted by M.E.: "I'm sure she is one of those women who "forget to eat" because they are so "busy".
*rolls eyes*"
Interesting topic! Women who "forget" to eat are neurotic, self-important skinny bitches. They protest too much. Food is a sin to them.
Then there are people (usually men) who truly forget to eat because they're busy proving some mathematical theorem or discovering a subspecies of antarctic insect or something. It's sort of endearing. Food is just fuel to them.
There were times when I was too busy to stop and eat, but I never FORGOT to eat. I'm always "As soon as I finish this, I'm'a get a big fat drippy gyro!" Food is pleasure to me.
Not to be a shit, but isn't it possible that she doesn't do drugs anymore? Plenty of people either grow out of it or get help for it and overcome addiction. Or is AJ not part of that possible demographic because people don't like her? People grow up, trade in their vices. She's far from perfect but jeez-ass- some people come out on the other side.
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Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 8:10am.
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The woman is on film taking heroin and saying something like, "Wow, this is good crack, not the stepped on crap" which shows she's a bona fide user. User's don't just suddenly stop when they get knocked up or buy a baby. There's no record of her going to rehab, so -- how'd she get off heroin?
There are pictures of her smoking and drinking while pregnant with the blob, and after the blob (according to the NY Post and Ted C), she started using heroin again with Marilyn Manson.
So it makes sense she's still using.
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Do you think that her first bio baby was harmed because of this? Why do we never see her? I am now a little concerned for that kid and don't know why.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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What film??? I have never heard of her being taped using? Link?
I know Brad has no balls, but I can't see him standing for her using. Even if he is a pussy.
_Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I wonder if those myspace cats are doing Miley Cirus style poses with their little kitty bra straps exposed?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 7, 2008 - 9:06am.
Really? I like the nose. I am seriously considering having my nose surgically altered to look like hers.
Plus I love monkeys. Monkeys and penguins. ♥
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 10:11am.
Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 12:09pm
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Too bizarre! LOL
(which makes it completely suspicious in my book)
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Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Do I hear a rodent squeaking?
Hey No words!
Maybe the Myspace cats will catch it?
Beige Baby thinks LA stalks the cats on her myspace page!
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 9:07am.
No one should know or care about these two Douches, you are right. I am embarrassed to admit that I do know the difference.
I am ashamed :(
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Do you guys really think she is doing drugs while pregnant? Or is she not eating or what? I have no info about how she is about addictions. But if you are having twins are you a little bigger than this?
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The woman is on film taking heroin and saying something like, "Wow, this is good crack, not the stepped on crap" which shows she's a bona fide user. User's don't just suddenly stop when they get knocked up or buy a baby. There's no record of her going to rehab, so -- how'd she get off heroin?
There are pictures of her smoking and drinking while pregnant with the blob, and after the blob (according to the NY Post and Ted C), she started using heroin again with Marilyn Manson.
So it makes sense she's still using.
Do I hear a rodent squeaking?
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 7, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Shell change it as soon as you change the picture of your fat hairy pussy. Bitch.
IS that one of your myspace cats that are being stalked?
HA HA HA DORK!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
_IVF and selective reduction.
Ahhhhh yes. Science is sometimes sad and scarry.
She is a selfish, selfish, immature FAKER
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Mrs K yesterday I said something about the Douche brothers and said it was funny that many Dlisters could not figure the two out. This was funny to me because it proves that the two of them have NO personality. I did not mean that I thought Dlisters should know the difference. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Do you guys really think she is doing drugs while pregnant? Or is she not eating or what? I have no info about how she is about addictions. But if you are having twins are you a little bigger than this?
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IVF and selective reduction. Just like Jennifer Lopez.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
HOLY SHIT!!!
if AJ is having twins kirstie alley is having triplets...in her ass
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Who was it, Zomay? That said she liked them before they got together, but together, nope.
I agree.
Scary complications = code for "can't find anything to wear in black".
Suggsted Names:
(in keeping with the French theme Angeloonie wants us to believe)
Mont Blanc & Moulin Rouge
Baguette & Frommage
Eiffel Tower & Louvre
Sux on that Angeloonie and Brad Spitt.
I think she'll name the twins "Smack" and "Whack".
I'm sure she is one of those women who "forget to eat" because they are so "busy".
*rolls eyes*
You know what, that's fine when your NOT PREGNANT!
Oh great, two more bio blobs for the adopted kids to kick around.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 7, 2008 - 11:51am.
Her "complications" are called heroin.
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Hahaha!
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
You know, most pregnant bellies are beautiful and in a silly way, magical. Hers just makes me feel uncomfortable and grossed-out.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Her "complications" are called heroin.
Besides having a medical team travel with her, they should also have a traveling kitchen with full staff to feed her some food
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From the new Assley collection.
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Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
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*loads full metal jacket*
How about Scratch n Sniff?
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I never get tired of it. Morning beehotches!!
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I used to like these two before they got together. And you would think that as a couple I would like them twice as much. But it never worked out.
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What doctor did she pay to get this done? This can't be natural. IF she is having twins she went to a Doctor and said "Look I need to keep up the lies, and having twins is very vogue at the moment....". Whatever.
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Yeah, I'm REALLY sure this is what Bradly wanted when he left Aniston.
Poor dude has aged 15 years in the matter of 3.
Submitted by Hekki on May 7, 2008 - 7:19am.
Submitted by No Words: "Okay, Angie needs to eat a sammich or two (just a thought). She seems like the type of woman who loves having medical crises because then her man can be really, really concerned"
You NAILED it. Which is a dangerous way to be when you're pregnant. Stupid cow.
And you know she's all jealous of the attention Brad is going to be giving his daughters. SOme women are like that. Sad.
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Attention Whore.
Stay tuned for ten more years on Brad's face.
Uvula - YES! Her tooth pick legs are gonna snap under all that baby weight.
Angelina Jolie passing out and having shitloads of problems, I can imagine. She's a stupid anorexic, so what else should we expect from her?. What I don't get is how do they know they are TWINS?. I hope not. If the rumors are true about their shitty parenting, I think two more kids will fuck up their household even more. They have turned into hollywood brainless breeders.
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Submitted by No Words: "Okay, Angie needs to eat a sammich or two (just a thought). She seems like the type of woman who loves having medical crises because then her man can be really, really concerned"
You NAILED it. Which is a dangerous way to be when you're pregnant. Stupid cow.
And you know she's all jealous of the attention Brad is going to be giving his daughters. SOme women are like that. Sad.
I'm guessing Angie is about 6-8 weeks away from her due date now. This pic is old, a couple months old.
I still say no to twins.
M.E.- Thanks, doll. I still think the abdomen looks fine. It's the rest of her that needs an infusion of KFC grease and fried mayonnaise.
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M.E. yes that movie was just on the other day, And I was just thinking about how K. Alley looks now.. Such a shame b/c she is pretty.. But then again, on one of those afternoon crumb things, It did say she had her food deliverd by like a Uhaul from one of those Sams or something. Who does that.. IDK.. I don't live in a big town so maybe that is normal, but not to me!!
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I agree stay home and rest. I wonder if she did have IVF, I know quite a few people who did that were put on bed rest for fear of complications.
People need to do what's best for the kids, not tending to their own whims all the time.
God do you guys remember Kristy in "Look who's talking"? How FIT she was.
Man. Look at how fucking huge she is now.
Sad.
Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 10:10am.
Angie has a "medical team" traveling with her? Why doesn't she just stay the fuck home for awhile?
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My doctor recommended flying after 28 weeks pregnant for me. I had a normal pregnancy, too. By the look of that bump, I'd say she's about six months pregnant. Shouldn't be long until she puts down roots in Paris to deliver.
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As others have rightly pointed out, it would really help matters if she ate. But how could she? How could she keep her glamorous image if she wasn’t a bag of bones with her veins sticking out like cords?. How would she keep her face in the mags if a thousand editors weren’t sitting there thinking up new ways to say – 'Christ on bike have a sandwich'-eh? Surely you heartless types must realise that being the thinnest is right up there with her other ambitions- most holy (or if you prefer sanctimonious) and sexy (or if you prefer, sexually indiscriminate) and honest (or unable to keep your yapping trap shut for five seconds about things we really don’t need to know)
As for the twins‘premature’ and ‘undeveloped’ are unusual names. It’s never too soon to starve a baby- how else will they get the eating disorders that lead to success? I wonder how many adopted kids is Brad going to have to pay out for to cover this. My money’s on Chinese twins for openers, followed by Inuit triplets.
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Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 8:10am.
Angie has a "medical team" traveling with her? Why doesn't she just stay the fuck home for awhile?
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Right?
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"