The Olsens Might Have Some Competition
Star Magazine claims that Angie Jo will pop out two little girlies when she gives birth this July. A sourcie told them, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." I'm sure Shiloh is thrilled, because she'll finally have some company in her locked tower.
If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.
Another inside source claims Angie's pregnancy has been filled with "scary complications." The sourcie claims she suffered a major fall, "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Let me guess, this "source's" name rhymes with Mennifer Maniston?
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I'm more interested in that photo of Kirstie Allie. Could her butt really be that large or was there just a big gust of wind blowing up her muumuu when the pic was taken? Maybe Xenu is hiding in there.
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The answer to your question of why Chinnister can't hold onto a man-
Guys don't want to seal the deal w/her cause they don't want her gene pool. Regardless of her financial status, no one wants to invite that chin, nose & jaw into their gene pool. Everybody in da pool! Though, not that one. Only hillbilly Brad would be stupid enough to sign on w/her. Billy Bob must be laughing his ass off 24/7.
_Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on May 7, 2008 - 11:12am.
Kirsty could be pregnant with ADULT twins for chrass sakes!
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 7, 2008 - 11:03am.
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LOL, I love that Revolta, who's been putting on pudge for years steps in to help. I am also guess CO$ has no assistance programs for men who wear cats on their heads...
I don't think she's having twins. She's much too active. Oh and she still needs to pack on the lbs. As for Kirstie, I think she likes being a large woman, remember her Fat Actress show?
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Uvula - here are recent bump shots:
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Maybe AJ needs to EAT for once.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
No Beige, we do not need to hear anything from LA ever, at any point in time, for any reason at all ever again.
So tired of the bs from her.
Though i do agree Brad is a hill billy jack ass and that Angelina "Look At ME" Jolie is not attractive.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 7, 2008 - 9:59am.
Love Angelina, ou est tu? Tu dor? tu es une etudiante, non? Tres fatigue? Ahhh, j'espere. Tabernac, cholis, calvert!
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He he! Her sig makes me laugh every time I read it. I bet she just has it because she thinks the French language is classy. Or, more likely, to showcase Angelina as being multi-lingual. She is nothing if not Angie's best advocate.
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Angie has a "medical team" traveling with her? Why doesn't she just stay the fuck home for awhile?
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If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.
"Mennifer Maniston"
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Oh MK, this is why I love u, only u can come up with the best names!!
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Yes, he's my property. Check his ass, it says "I Belong to MK" on it. Actually, don't check his ass, because then I will get jealous, cut you and end up in jail!!!!!!!!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 7, 2008 - 8:05am.
I'm not a "fan" of LA per se, but could you at least wait until she's HERE before you start shit?
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That picture is a few months old, no? And she's been wearing those gwadawful maxi dresses so she could be significantly bigger now.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
The first time around Kirstie got fat John Travolta brought her into the Scienotolgy fold and helped her lose weight. And its never worked since.
I still think this bitch just needs to take a massive shit.
I meant to say i think this bitch is a massive shit head.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I know firsthand that having twins is super hard on a womans body (i have twin 3yr old boys :D)....and with her being so super skinny, it cant be good for those babies. :( Maybe after this she will shut down her babymaker!! Woot!
I don't think she has twins. She isn't big enough.
I don't doubt the fainting spells though. Bitch is too fucking skinny and not taking well enough care of herself.
REST! REST you dumb whore!
Forget CO$, where's Tommy Girl? Didn't he say they can recover criminals and drug addicts?
What about over eaters?
Love Angelina, ou est tu? Tu dor? tu es une etudiante, non? Tres fatigue? Ahhh, j'espere. Tabernac, cholis, calvert!
Fuck this
Kirstie got big
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 10:16am.
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Fames Maven...too funny.
First it's twins boy and girl, then just one girl, now twin girls...
If it's twins does she get twice the $$$ for the photo rights to "give to charity"?
What I want to know is did Kirstie go on an eating binge after Jenny Craig dropped as a spokeswhore?
I love the comment, "Brad ... absolutely adores little girls."
Kirstie needs to ask for a Co$ refund. They aren't doing much for her.
blehhhh. these celebitches are not having "all these twins naturally" they are buying their designer spawn from pimps...er...I mean doctors who sell them their ego crack so they can feel sooo special. And...bonus! Its twice the money for photo ops. This will be the new hollywhore trend...vomitus...
Now she has to pick up 2 more dog carriers for when she takes them to Botswana to pick out 2 new kids that she really wants.
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Kirtie Alley looks like a house on legs...why in hell isn't the CO$ helping to cure her? Why?
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nevermind angie and her twins which i want her to name "cagney and lacey", look at how much of a whale kirstie alley is...
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Submitted by Triscuit on May 7, 2008 - 9:34am.
Dontcha think it may be cause you actually have to EAT while pregnant?
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I think I'm eating her fair share as well as my own. She's always scrawny. Doesn't look good on her, either. The skeletal arms and freaky hands give me the heebie jeebies.
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Okay, Angie needs to eat a sammich or two (just a thought). She seems like the type of woman who loves having medical crises because then her man can be really, really concerned, and thus show how much he cares. Blech!
And quit wearing those dumbass tents everywhere, stupid! Maybe then you won't be tripping and falling on your ass. Attention whore.
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Dontcha think it may be cause you actually have to EAT while pregnant?
She still looks too thin.
As much as I'm tired of seeing the two of them on EVERY damn cover, I don't wish anything bad on her babies.
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Yea such "complications" that's why her ass was on a rocky beach carrying around a toddler with huge gown she had to hold up so she wouldn't trip!! Riiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhtttttt.
Talk about Drama Queen!
Now that the Blob population will be equal to that of Adoptees in the Jolie household, the fight over who gets to appear in the next photo-op will be a little more balanced.
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kirstie is smuggling a cow in her underwear.
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LMFAO @ "Mennifer Maniston."
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LMAO ISMU! Speaking of, where is JH these days?
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If she does have twins then they'll probably adopt 3 more kids to balance out the family.
hmmm....okeydokey
If she eats, then there won't be problems. Shouldn't her belly button be sticking out? I hope these babies are healthy.
LOL...i see im not the only one who thinks that if she ate a little more she might not have this problem! she does look really little to be carring twins...it doesn't look like she's gained much weight...i don't understand why they didn't just adopt more children rather than go through IV to get pregnant...didn't Angie say at one time that she thought having children when there were so many unwanted children in the world was something that she wouldn't do?
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Submitted by Loose on May 7, 2008 - 7:20am.
Maybe dumb French names, like Lumielle and Pelerine?
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kirstie is turning into one of the people jerry springer had to knock the house walls down to get them out, and weigh them on a polar bear scale from the zoo.
twins? she doesn't look large enough.
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No, she's going to name them Zimbabwe and Zambia.
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NO shit! James haven more likely.
I love MK like a kissin cousin, but day-um let The Chin die in peace!
I hate the Chin just because she was an asshole to her hair people on the set of friends a few times. (the hair people were nice yall!)
But shit, its just LOONEY BAIT MK! You silly willy!
Oh lord, i hate the brangelina.
So FAKE
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
How are all these celebrities having twins "naturally"?
Kirstie Alley is looking good. She's going to need a wheelchair soon.
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i don't really care for Angie or Brad, but having high blood pressure durring pregnancy is rough, not to mention potentially dangerous! my friend had it and she was only carring one baby...Angie looks very small for carring twins...she should think about eating more! that might help(IMO)
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Please. We all Angelina likes those far out tribal names.
Let's open a sweepstake! My money's on Zulu and Sheneneh
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don't they mean two little mini-skeletors? i don't see how her body could possibly produce enough fat and muscle tissue to form a full person, much less twins.
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