Wednesday, May 7th 2008

The Olsens Might Have Some Competition

Star Magazine claims that Angie Jo will pop out two little girlies when she gives birth this July. A sourcie told them, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." I'm sure Shiloh is thrilled, because she'll finally have some company in her locked tower.

If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.

Another inside source claims Angie's pregnancy has been filled with "scary complications." The sourcie claims she suffered a major fall, "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."

Let me guess, this "source's" name rhymes with Mennifer Maniston?

Posted by: Michael K


putsomestankonit's picture

Kristie Alley living large? I want more details about that. How could Jenny Craig have failed her? More importantly how could Sceintology have failed her?

Oh yeah twin girls I believe it when she pops them out.

oklahoma's picture

And Maybe if bitch would eat something, she wouldn't be passing the fuck out!! Just a suggestion!!

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oklahoma's picture

HAHA ISMU.. Aint that the truth.. He sucked the life right back into her.. Thru her Vagina..

Also about that mag cover. Those pics of Brit & Kevin are retarded.. Midnight calls my ass! stupid.

And DAYUM!! Kristie Alley.. just Dayum! *coughs up blood from being so scared*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Please. We all know the source rhymes with Fames Maven.

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