The Ugliest Boots Ever Made

SkyBitch - Yup. It's a bitch having no meth to curb your appetite.

*rolls eyes*

Uhm, If I'm not mistaken. This bitch is wearing a pink or red Halter top under that shirt. She's so weird.. I bet its leather.

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

She got the Lee Press~Ons again!

Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 10:55am.
TheAudrey.. BWahahaha.. Good costumes.. Funny that you are creeping out now about it. Still totally bad ass! I loved jasmine! Damn small waisted bitch tho.. hmph!
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Thanks. We went as Peter Pan and Wendy one year, too. My brother was 18 months old, and I was 4 1/2. My mom made our costumes herself. THEY were bad ass. My mom even did my hair like cartoon Wendy's, too. I felt so pretty. *sigh*

Jasmine is a hot ho. But seriously, THAT is my body. Nice tatas, tiny waist, junk in the trunk.

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***Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
Audry - Yes, bloated beyond all hell.
What kind of medication does that to you?
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I think it's from NOT having meth anymore. Watch her grow!

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

Sheeps, good point! She hasn't chewed off her acrylics yet.....lol

BTW, I hope you don't take Ventura Blvd this morning- a light is out in Encino, and it is backed up for MILES.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

TwoDrink.. LOL Better reason for you mom to keep making/buying you more tobogans.. Knit away mommy!
yeah, Always the skankiest of stuff would end up there.. Like the poorest kids never kept up w/ their stuff or something.

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Audry - Yes, bloated beyond all hell.

What kind of medication does that to you?

At least she got her nails did.

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 10:50am.
I don't know what kind of secrets they use on TV to make her appear to be fit.

She CLEARLY is a fat wart hog.
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She seriously has those hair and makeup people working overtime. She looks dirty all the time. Her body is mushy, but honestly, I'm more concerned about her appearance from the neck, up. Her face is SO PUFFY. Her weave is worse than ever, and her makeup is disastrous.

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"I think Brit's TV appearance was all smoke and mirrors. They probably fitter her with a nice
heavy duty slimmer under the clothes"

It's called a "stylist". Britney used one once upon a time before she got the odd notion she could do her own hair and makeup.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.

GOD WASH YOURSELF YOU PIG!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

TheAudrey.. BWahahaha.. Good costumes.. Funny that you are creeping out now about it. Still totally bad ass! I loved jasmine! Damn small waisted bitch tho.. hmph!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

There is no doubt in my mind that Britney is completely medicated into submission. I don't know if that's better or worse for her than her days of roaming Rite Aid.

And I agree with zomay that she needs to get immersed in something other than her own problems. If I had Britney in my custody, she'd be doing washing windows and pulling weeds and walking dogs and reading to old people.

Further proof this heifer doesn't own a mirror, and if she does, it is from the Fun House.

I think Brit's TV appearance was all smoke and mirrors. They probably fitter her with a nice
heavy duty slimmer under the clothes.

I will be 35 next year and don't smoke. I think I look very good for my age. I can pass for someone 9 years younger. I rarely wear foundation. I think her smoking has aged her.

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So all that "Britney is hot again!" crap from the other day? Total bullshit. HERE is the REAL Britney and that is NOT hot.

And she looks dead inside.

oklahoma - No no, just reminded me of the 70's pants and I had to laugh. The lost and found is the "intentional lost". I used to purposely leave all those ugly winter hats with the big pom poms on top that my mom forced on me.

Dirty rat's nest weave = check
Kmart boots from 1991 = check
Pink bra under a see-thru top = check
Greasy skin and garish lipstick = check
*Schneck = check

The only thing missing is the exposed mud flaps.

Oh well, I guess progress comes in baby steps.

*Schneck = absence of a neck; the appearance of shoulders directly melding into the chin and jaw

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Beauty's only a light switch away.

I don't know what kind of secrets they use on TV to make her appear to be fit.

She CLEARLY is a fat wart hog.

Shitney must be watching alot of "Axe Men" on TLC Channel.

The show about lumberjacks. Is that who is inspiring her to wear those crappy boots?

that's cool zomay- we can disagree, and still be fake friends!

(wink)

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

Okie,

seriously!

Can they photoshop TV?

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parissucksliterally love you but don't agree. The mind controls ALOT. And even if you are given crappy genes, your lifestyle, habits and thinking patterns control a good portion of your "peak".

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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 10:43am.
@TheAudrey.. Thank you!! *glees* I love that, and *whispers* Aladdin.. shhh.. i used to know every word to Aladdin and sing those songs. Even had an aladdin clock. But Brave Toaster fucking rules it all..
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You're welcome. Aladdin was awesome. A couple days ago I had that Prince Ali song stuck in my head. Ya know, the one the genie sang during Aladdin's coming-into-town parade? Anyway, those were good times...

Oh, and my little brother and I went as Aladdin and Jasmine one year for Halloween. Kinda gross now that I think about it.

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TwoDrink..That's ok..B/c that's what I felt like!! I remember that box of lost & found crap.. All old, Like if you puked on yourself or something.. now i'm sad! did you point your finger at me when you laughed.. : (

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

MissPriss, I was just thinking that.. Plus the camera adds 10lbs, so I've heard. I don't get it! Must use a body/face/hair/voice?breath double.. *shruggs*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

oklahoma - sorry if I giggled a little at your pants story but it reminded me of elementary school and they way you could tell if someone had an accident. They showed up in one pair of pants then came out of the nurses office in these God awful 70's corduroys. So off topic, sorry.

She is getting jowels.

Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 8:40am.

I'm not sure if you can control when you "peak". Some people improve with age, while some start out beautiful and then hit a wall. Sure, taking care of yourself will help, but I think you peak when you peak, and that is that.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

@TheAudrey.. Thank you!! *glees* I love that, and *whispers* Aladdin.. shhh.. i used to know every word to Aladdin and sing those songs. Even had an aladdin clock. But Brave Toaster fucking rules it all..

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Meh. Shitters still looks dirty and unkept. Anyway, is she really working out? she looks chunky.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

Just when she looked so cleaned up on TV. (I'll stop there.)

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

How the hell do they make her look so slender in that TV show she's in?

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Those boots remind me of a Wal-Mart thermos I saw once. They tried to make it sexy by adding some sort of plastic-like suede. Hot.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

This is what happends when a woman thinks she hit her peak at 19. Ladies we have to pace ourselves! Our peaks should be much later. I mean look at the lady who played Gidget. She does those commercials for the bone pills. She is like 60 something and looksgreat. The lesson is PACE yourself, don't sabatage your life by peaking in your teens.

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Manimal, you are the cattiest bitch ever, to me sometimes. Every once in awhile you will post something that has me laughing throughout the day. Love you.

That main pic, that face is so inbred is not even funny.
The beast is just being tamed, the beast is still there, lurking, still crazy as hell

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From the new Assley collection.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 10:38am.

I love your avie! That was a favorite movie for a looooong time.

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LMAO @ CtheHoff.. Pounds are popular.. They make friends pretty easy.. Bastards.. !! As long as they don't throw a party on my body, Its all good!!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

I'd be sad too, if I cut back on my junk food, started working out again, and STILL gained weight.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

@OhMy.. She must be sad, b/c she was late for her curfew and her dad made her wear those boots. I remember one time, I had to stay at my aunts house to catch the school bus, And I was wearing shorts that day. Well she didn't want me to wear shorts. So she found a pair of her sons pants, and made me wear those to SCHOOL.. I'm a girl. It was the most awful thing that ever happened. I was in I think 7th grade.. Boy jeans.. bitch!! I hated her!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

She looks humongous...with dead eyes.

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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin

Ugly boots on an ugly beast.

I don't see a ring on her finger?

And this is the woman the Court is going to force her kids to spend more quality time with?? Thank God they're still supervised visits.

she found those twenty pounds she lost, and they brought about five friends with them.

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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.

Whenever I see her brightly colored bras under her shirt, I always think of an old line (now dated) by John Cleese: something like, "Brass-bottom stupid, like wearing a black bra under a see-through shirt."

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 8:34am.
Could she look anymore depressed.. i mean, that happens. but Dang

I was just scrolling the pictures and thinking the same thing... she looks Sad.

*Smile Bitches*