Wednesday, May 7th 2008

The Ugliest Boots Ever Made

Barf on a heel! Brit Brit has resurrected the ugliest boots ever made. I haven't seen her in these for a couple of months. I thought her toe fungus destroyed them once and for all. Guinness World Records should award her for having the largest collection of fugly fug boots.

The court needs to step in and sentence her boots to execution by burning.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Cara's picture

She looks like she's on half a bottle of Thorazine. Lights are on but nobody is home.

oklahoma's picture

Could she look anymore depressed.. i mean, that happens. but Dang..

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The C word's picture

Uh oh, not a good sign....

Now if the pink wig reappears, we'll know for sure she's sliding backwards.

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-ohmy-'s picture

OH WAIT she's not wearing a ring this time!! Interesting.......... she looks like she has prego bloat....

*Smile Bitches*

M.E.'s picture

That close up pic is scary. Zits, oily, greasy skin, dialated pupils, bald patches.

Nast!

Wait, did I just describe Wino or Shitney?

Meh, they're interchangable in my book.

-ohmy-'s picture

It matches her weave....

I'd like to know why she continues to wear a ring on her wedding finger... is that her old rock that she bought herself with kfed??

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oklahoma's picture

Yeah, She totally looks weird, Like you all are saying, BLOAT-ED!! What happened to her 'dance studio' she opened or whatever, or I guess she was just giving lessons.. I guess she tuckered out..

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Two Drink Min's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqIWK7d-MQo

Worth a look (and laugh) if you have never seen French and Saunders cover Brit and Wino.

parissucksliterally's picture

Her meds are definitely making her gain weight. We haven't seen her at a Carl's Jr or McDonald's in a while. Oh jeez. She looks really bad.

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Manimal5's picture

DAS BOOT!!

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Miss Priss's picture

sure she lost 20 pounds! If anything, she looks bigger

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zomay's picture

At this point she should get into some type of work where she can help others. She needs to get into humanitarian work, so that she avoids the trap of self pity.

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No Words's picture

She looks horrible...bloated, trashed out skin and hair, vacant look on her face...wait! This is Britney...never mind. (-:

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parissucksliterally's picture

I HATE those boots.
She has the worst taste!

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M.E.'s picture

Her GUT! Her fucking GUT! My GOD!

Look at the 5th thumbnail, am I seeing things or does it look like she's sporting the dark pregnancy line?

Miss Priss's picture

I say the ugliest thing ever conceived

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BeigeBaby's picture

What? They aren't made in Switzerland?

Two Drink Min's picture

Hmm she does look bloaty. What's with the perpetual "duh" look on her face. Seriously, NOTHING going on upstairs. Probably why she needs handlers to remember how to walk. Don't know why she bothers with lipstick, weave, skin all bad.

platypus's picture

FABULOUS

I NEED A PAIR

or seventy
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kdracofan's picture

Why is she looking so swollen lately?