Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Lil' Kim As The Virgin Mary
Cocaine, naked gays, used needles and a baby with a painted face are just a few things I think of when it comes to Lil' Kim. David LaChapelle shot Lil' Kim as the Virgin Mary for some kind of possibly new promo shot. I'm not sure what she's promoting exactly....
This would make the perfect Christmas card, but I would need to photoshop my face over baby's face. Leave the children out of it!
UPDATE: That shit is as fake as Lil Kim's titties! The picture was made by a fan for a Lil' Kim fansite. They took an old picture by photographer Justin Monroe and photoshopped Kim's face on the model's face. That's that! Kim did not pose for the Virgin Mary and David LaChapelle did not take this picture. Below is picture proof.
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that's so stupid to censor an asscrack. it's stupid to censor anything actually. EVERYONE has seen a dick, if you've been breastfed then you sucked a tit, everyone's seen a pussy. its all natural and fine and people need to STOP CENSORING BODY PARTS! Children can handle it!
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Holy crap, that's baaaaaaaaad.
View famous models and sports players' flirting videos and romantic stories on the players&models' dating site ???? ""T A L L H U B . C O M"" ????.....
Wow, what a skank! So it's okay to make fun of religions when that one is Catholicism.. or really any type of Christianity? I'm not Catholic but damn, would Lil Kim like a poster that made fun of black people? Hell no.
Bitch, if you're reading this get away from the public eye you stupid idiot and just die. You contribute nothing to this world and NO ONE will miss you when you're gone. You're not Notorious BIG so quit thinking you're a female version...dumb waste of space ho. You can't even fucking make good music..damn I thought you went the hell away already and now you're back again. How edgy are you.
Slut.
Combination of no talent and empty head is creepy
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Holy crap, that's baaaaaaaaad.
I know Kimberley isn't up for Role Model of the Year or anything, but come the fuck on!
Very, very poor taste and a horrible message to be sending to her fans, including me. Bad move.
Offensive in 100 different ways and I'm an athiest.
I long for the days when celebrities truly had talent, bad behavior like drugs or breaking the law landed you in jail and did not enhance your career once you got out.
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SHE'S WHITE NOW!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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This is high art! The artist's name is "Tweaker with Un-huffed Gold Paint"
That's disgusting. Cue plague of locusts.
Are we supposed to be shocked or something? YAWN!
Marguerite Perrin's (Crazy trading spouses Christian lady) blood pressure after she sees this is going to provide us with an alternative energy source for 2 millenia.
Moral of this picture: When you've done that many lines that you're seeing angelic manifestations in the shape of Lil' Kim...it's time to admit you have a serious problem and that it's time to seek help.
God help me, I did not know Lil Kim was white. From the photo I would have to surmise that she is related to Lil Abner.
Submitted by RichBitch on May 7, 2008 - 11:59am.
I KNOW!!
Whenever I see your avie I just wanna take a bite!
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
That guy's ass is almost as yummy as my avie!
The Catholics love to be insulted, it's their only sexual outlet.
Lol as a little catholic girl I know they also like guilt.
Stupid.
Stick to your day job Chappelle.
I think I'm mostly concerned with the gold lame diaper on the little messiah.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Why the hell is her skin so light? Lil' Kim, you're a chocolate girl! Stop it.
Dave LaChappelle covers up the fact he's not a good photographer with all this controversial stuff. He couldn't do a good serious photo to save his life.
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I love love love lil' kim I met her in short hills mall like 2 winters ago and she was amazingly sweet and nice she stoped and took photos with anyone. That said she needs to give up her wish to be white. Maybe next lifetime sweety.
This is totally tired. Offending the Catholic Church for publicity purposes isn't new or even hard. The Catholics love to be insulted, it's their only sexual outlet.
This is just too gratuitous to be taken seriously ass a pop cultural artifact. It's like Spencer and Heidi.
David Lachappelle, DO IT AGAIN!
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Apparently, the shot of "Baby Jesus" nursing on Kim's silicone was deemed tasteless.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'm sure this is *exactly* what the world would look like if Lil' Kim were the mother of Christ.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
It looks like a Dolce & Gabbana ad.
"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"
baby ducks are puppies!
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Submitted by Stoney on May 7, 2008 - 10:38am.
Only in LA's world do ducks become swans.
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PFFFFFT! Everyone knows the ducks are baby geese!
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Didn't LaChappelle already do this shit with Cuntney Love?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Stoney, I agree with you 100%
A lame stab at transgressive art. Unfortunately the main taboo violated is that against fug.
Only in LA's world do ducks become swans. You know, kinda like how Angelina transformed from a heroin using, husband-stealing, nude-posing harlot into a sober, maternal humanitarian. WE all know it couldn't have happened, but LA believes it!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
very strange...i like it. i'd love to say a prayer while rubbing dude's ass.
Stoney - LMFAO! Does she ride the short bus to "college" (read: special ed) too???
Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 12:10pm.
I know, right?! SHE ACTUALLY TYPED THAT SHIT.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
why are her hands white???
Didn't Madonna already pull this shit?
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Stoney - I'm just reading your LA siggy. OMFG! I just about pissed my pants.
WHO KNEW! I'll be sure to tell my son that the duck at our pond with soon become beautiful swans.
LMFAO!
I 100% agree....lil kim is such a has been i guess she is just resorting back to trying to "shock" people to get some attention again. whatever shes a waste of skin.
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Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Gack! I am offended and I am not even a Christian...poor taste is poor taste.
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AMEN!
No matter how professional the photoshopping quality may be, Lil'Kim will bring down any class the picture has.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
That is the stupidest, most unoriginal, obvious piece of "art" I have ever seen in my life. Are people really that stupid that "artists" have to SCREAM the point to us? I know I'm not. Lil Kim, you are trash. Now disappear.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
But I don't WANT the comments open to everyone again! (whining and stamping foot)
ooops- wrong thread....hahahhaha
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 11:28am.
Hi baby!!! I like YOU!!! Ill e you...
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Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Gack! I am offended and I am not even a Christian...poor taste is poor taste.
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AMEN!
No matter how professional the photoshopping quality may be, Lil'Kim will bring down any class the picture has.
Isint that some type of child abuse?? To be held by that monster lil Kim AND have a bunch of naked men and "crack" all in the same setting??
What did that baby do to deserve that? The mother needs to smacked back to yesterday b4 she made this mistake
Is Jordan booking work for Harvey already?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Its stupid.
Oh how "SHOCKING"
What is shocking is that this tart is still talked about.
And i meant what i said, she is dumb and she acts cunty.
People will always use the image of the trinity when they are bored, but they dont get that being SHOCKING! IS IN ITSELF BORING!
I am bored by this, i fart on these people.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
is she wearing a sombrero?!
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Should have been a "caption this" contest. Wasted opportunity
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