Wednesday, May 7th 2008

Lil' Kim As The Virgin Mary

Cocaine, naked gays, used needles and a baby with a painted face are just a few things I think of when it comes to Lil' Kim. David LaChapelle shot Lil' Kim as the Virgin Mary for some kind of possibly new promo shot. I'm not sure what she's promoting exactly....

This would make the perfect Christmas card, but I would need to photoshop my face over baby's face. Leave the children out of it!

UPDATE: That shit is as fake as Lil Kim's titties! The picture was made by a fan for a Lil' Kim fansite. They took an old picture by photographer Justin Monroe and photoshopped Kim's face on the model's face. That's that! Kim did not pose for the Virgin Mary and David LaChapelle did not take this picture. Below is picture proof.

Posted by: Michael K


Jakey_G's picture

This picture should be on an STD poster in a free clinic. Gross, diseased whore.

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oklahoma's picture

Missy.. I like YOU! Did you go to the Dentist yet??

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Two Drink Min's picture

I wonder if they played 'How Many Licks' while shooting this...

Hekki's picture

Meh. I don't see the big deal. It's like the Miley Cyrus thing. Tempest in a teapot.

kdracofan's picture

boring

Accidental Sexiness's picture

This is WAY worse than Miley Cyrus.........

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missy's picture

I like it
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DeeDee's picture

In some city in America, the mother who let their baby be in this photo shoot will be mother of the year.

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architacky's picture

Is that a hat she's wearin for halo?
Guess she isn't all THAT after all...

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 11:17am.
Are they in the back of the fucking Mystery Machine?

LMFAO
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M.E.'s picture

I find the entire thing offensive.

I hate that Michael Jackson faced bitch.

joanne's picture

If there is a "holy family" I hope they have a sense of humor.

oklahoma's picture

Come on. why is she covering up her stomach? She has a swimsuit on or something.. Show us the goods.. Love the addition of drugs in this pic

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LoLo's picture

dumb cunt
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zomay's picture

Anything to get your name in newspapers.

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rotten_egg's picture

Is that a trailer?. Anyway, I'm sure many will bitch and moan about that photoshoot... but I ask myself what is the damn meaning of it?. It seems like a tacky-as-shit photoshoot.

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putsomestankonit's picture

Oh dear Lord, this picture makes me want to drop to my knees and say 20 Hail Marys just for even looking at it!

No Words's picture

Gack! I am offended and I am not even a Christian...poor taste is poor taste.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Are they in the back of the fucking Mystery Machine?

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Miss Priss's picture

Oh lord...

Man, at least her face looks human

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Bye, y'all

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I didn't realize the Virgin Mary looked like a Gremlin.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Wow, poor taste worse photoshopping. What could this possibly be for besides shock value?