Ooooo, Wino's In Trouble!
The Sun is reporting that Wino is currently being questioned by the fuzz on suspicion of drug offenses at a police station in East London right now. I'd love to see how that conversation is going down.
Cop: (trying not to laugh) So...um....do...you...um...use drugs?
The entire station erupts in laughter! Some even die from laughing so hard!
Heatworld reports that she's been arrested, but who knows. That's nothing new for Wino. Handcuffs are a Wino's best friend! As you may remember, Wino was given a caution recently by the police for headbutting a dude outside of a bar.
UPDATE: The Daily Mail is reporting that she was in fact arrested. Scotland Yard said it has to do with a video they received of Wino. Last January, pictures from the video of Wino allegedly smoking crack was published by The Sun. Scotland Yard released this statement:
"Around 1pm today a 24-year-old women from the Camden area attended a London police station by arrangement and was arrested in connection with the alleged possession of a controlled drug.
She remains in custody."
FREE WINOOOO, Part II!!!!
Thanks Peaches
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, man, 24???
I would hace taken a serious guess at mid/late 30's. The power of crack huh...
what was she doing..??
i dont understand.
but she is still so great,and i heard someone met her on Interracialloving.com ,where so many single men can find white and black women to be their friends .it s a good meeting site
LOL...on suspicion, no less! Damn, is Inspector Clouseau and Ispector Gadget working this case?
if the hit don't fit you must acquit!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
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funny thing.View famous models and sports players' flirting videos and romantic stories on the players&models' dating site ???? ""T A L L H U B . C O M"" ????.....
What a joke these spam turds are. I saw Wino's profile over on noonewantstogotoyourstupidassdatingsitefucktards
Girl is not dumb.
Probably all the dealers would not sell to her and bitch thought 'go where the action is! PRISON!'
Ride on crazy crack whore! Ride on!
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
I'm shocked, shocked to find that Amy has taken illegal drugs!
Let me say, I'm glad to be back. I thought the Winehouse's crack fairies hijacked Dlisted! I was jonesing like Winehouse in jail!! Lord A. Mercy!!! Don't do that to a soul!!!
OT: Silly rabbit, drugs are for dopes.
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Shit, Wino will probably get MORE drugs in jail than she gets on the streets.
FEH!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
The British criminal-justice system is very lenient on drug users--especially wealthy ones. As you'd expect, leniency does nothing to deter them from using. I bet Pete, Amy, and Blake keep going until they OD or fry themselves.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
(Let me start out by saying that I'm sure the tape is authentic, but that's not the point.)
Since when can the cops just call a person up, make an appointment for them to come down to the police station and arrest them based on a fucking video???? I mean come on! That is such utter bullshit. In thinking about this for a minute...
We all watch movies and understand that things can look very authentic on film when in fact they are totally fake. Since that's a real possibility then don't they need more than just a "supposed" video of Amy taking drugs? Just how can they prove it was actually her or that the drugs in the video were real? I've seen an awful lot of movies that had murders in them or dead people and they looked totally real. How do we know for a FACT that this is real. We don't.
(And on a side note, the woman sings the blues! How the hell is she supposed to get material to write about without having a fucked up life??? Musicians and rock stars need to be allowed to do their drugs in peace. What the hell is this world coming to. And speaking of Keith Richards, I would be willing to bet that he's very glad he didn't have to worry about this crap in his day.)
I'll close with saying I'm not advocating for Wino here. I'm just saying that a government should not have the right to imprison it's own citizens if it's only evidence is a damn video. For fuck's sake, cops could start making their own videos to support any arrest they want to make. Doesn't sound like democracy or freedom to me.
Submitted by applejones on May 7, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! Oooh sometimes Ill come home and play that song right away, its soooooooo great...
Lee Perry does a dub song with some of the same lines... Its called somehting else though...
We have the same taste in music girl!! ♥♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I have to take a look at those bad boys mrs kravitz before i can eat anything off them, but it does sound niiiiiiiiiiiiice!!
well i hope some good songs come from being in the pokey. :>
FREE AMY!!! :)
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"Stolen Camera Recovered With Photos Burglary Suspects Took of Themselves"
She looks like Daisy Duke's meth face cousin.
Big up to Stax!! Listen to William Bell's "I Forgot to Be Your Lover." Good God, if a man ever sang to me like I'd bust out all the moves I learned in gymnastics with breakneck speed.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Submitted by applejones on May 7, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I like her music, but I just don't care anymore. I went from, "Man, I hope she gets clean, she's so talented!" to "She'll be dead by April Fools" to "I don't give a fuck, can't you see I already have Janis Joplin on vinyl?"
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hahahahahhaa!! yeah, Janis and some other Stax albums, it'll get you through..
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I like her music, but I just don't care anymore. I went from, "Man, I hope she gets clean, she's so talented!" to "She'll be dead by April Fools" to "I don't give a fuck, can't you see I already have Janis Joplin on vinyl?"
Pathetic.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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Oooh! I do lurve the way your evil mastermind thinks! You can call me Number Two. Mwha..mwha..mwahahaha..eeps, I think that might be your line! Dammit, I'm always messing that up!
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MWAHA MWAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *rubs hands together in an evil manner*
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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Oooh! I do lurve the way your evil mastermind thinks! You can call me Number Two. Mwha..mwha..mwahahaha..eeps, I think that might be your line! Dammit, I'm always messing that up!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 1:05pm.
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Okay! You call your peeps and I'll fly over and start placing banana peels in Heather's path. When she slips we'll act like we're helping her up! But really.....mwhahahahahaha
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I was going to grease the sidewalk with vaseline, but banana peels are classier. When she slips, her fake leg will go flying! *whoosh* One of us can "help" her up, and the other can grab the leg and run. We'll stuff the thing with drugs later, and then mail it to her. Next time she goes through customs, *BAM!*-- Heather Mills becomes someone's jail bitch! Mission accomplished.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Something tells me this is not going to end well...
Damn. They love having her visit the station to chat.
Submitted by Who Cares on May 7, 2008 - 11:10am.
I'm a giver, I give, it's what I do ♥
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 11:03am.
Submitted by jim on May 7, 2008 - 11:00am.
Jim, would you like to eat tiramusi off of my breasts? They're real and they're spectacular.
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With all the bad news of the day today “Mrs.Kravitz” you just made me laugh so hard the lung cheese is on my laptop. Thank you I needed that :)
Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 1:05pm.
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Okay! You call your peeps and I'll fly over and start placing banana peels in Heather's path. When she slips we'll act like we're helping her up! But really.....mwhahahahahaha
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Since she almost exclusively wears ballet slippers,they won't have to take her shoelaces...we don't want no hangins kid.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
A year ago I felt bad for this chick but at this point it's just like 'oh go die already' cause I'm sick of looking at her wasting away day after day. Stay in your house Wino..or stay in jail.
Nasty.
And I liked her damn music!
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Hey, since they are lockin up all of london's who's who, do we know anyone over there that can plant some shit in Heather Mills fake leg?!
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*raises hand*
I know some peeps in London, if you're intersted. Don't know about a drug dealer connection, but I'm sure we can find someone willing to do the dirty work.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by jim on May 7, 2008 - 11:00am.
Jim, would you like to eat tiramusi off of my breasts? They're real and they're spectacular.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Today a U.S. diplomat in Myanmar says death toll may exceed 100,000 yes that many dead?
We are suppose to worry about this fucking weathy drug addict? WOW if the rest of the world only had her problems.
If she were to die tomorrow it would mean nothing to me. What a ungrateful cunt to have the break she has and she just wastes it all away.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
FUCK YA, lock this no-talent piece of shit up for good so she can never make that crap she calls music again!!!
y is this even news?
y is this even news?
Hey, since they are lockin up all of london's who's who, do we know anyone over there that can plant some shit in Heather Mills fake leg?!
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Wino will start screaming and crying hysterically, and some jackass doctor will proclaim she's "too distraught" to be in jail.
"Too distraught" is code for too drunk and/or high.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 9:42am.
M.E.- Some people just need to shuffle themselves loose the mortal coil. If she's going down that road and won't take a stab at rehabbing and thinks there's nothing wrong with what she's doing, then she's writing her own death sentence and so be it. No sympathy from me.
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Agreed 100%
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 12:43pm.
seriously! let's fill them thar england jail cells!
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 7, 2008 - 12:39pm.
damn, first blllaaaakkke, then dreamboat, now wino, who's next?
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Hoff! I have a few candidates from here we can all pitch in and buy them a one way tickets to London!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
M.E.- Some people just need to shuffle themselves loose the mortal coil. If she's going down that road and won't take a stab at rehabbing and thinks there's nothing wrong with what she's doing, then she's writing her own death sentence and so be it. No sympathy from me.
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
Uvula - I agree. She is a whacked out, cracked out mess. She needs to be held responsible. If she's bustable, bust her, throw her ass in the klink.
Of course, she'll get better shit in jail.
We just had an inmate at the local jail here OD yesterday.
The good shit is smuggled into jails.
She won't get clean. Just dirtier.
damn, first blllaaaakkke, then dreamboat, now wino, who's next?
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
"Cop: (trying not to laugh) So...um....do...you...um...use drugs?"
LOL
Blake probaly taught her how to make weapons out of plastic spoons.
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Good. I know a lot of you love the crack out of her, but she's a mess and needs to be held accountable for her shit.
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
I wonder what her prison music will sound like?
And I bet she will turn into the biggest meanest lesbo in lockdown.
Keith Richards - LOL
She can sing, but she makes me itch too much.
You all predict she will die young. I predict she'll outlive us all.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Ah, Wino can now relate to her BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.