Wednesday, May 7th 2008
We've All Been There
Somebody had too many kamikaze shots. A pap claims Kelly Osbourne was escorted out of a club in London, because she couldn't stand up! That's why bars have bathrooms! You lock yourself in a stall and take a little nap. If a bathroom stall isn't available, nap under a table. The kicks from the people above will rock you to sleep.
Kelly managed to get home, but the paps say she almost exposed her coochie while falling out of her cab. She walked across the street to her house and walked into a wall. Been there, done that. At least she got into her house. There's been times where I got drunk and lost my house keys in the bar! It's hard trying to sleep off the booze in a hallway or in bushes.
Wenn
Pixie Gaf? ' memeber the bird? Now I'm Chickade? Well, hi... anyway..where the F U been?
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Submitted by PixieGaf on May 7, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Wait I just saw her in a T.V. interview a few weeks ago bragging about how she is maintaining her sobriety. What a liar!
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I did, too. About a month ago. She's practically crying with all the "I'm so grateful"s about being sober. Pathetic. In that same interview she talked about taking something like 50 vicodin a DAY (someone correct me if I misheard). In these pictures she looks like she's about to slip into a coma. Some pills will wonk you out without making your eyes red. Anyhoo, trainwreck, party of one. Its really hard for me to feel sorry for someone who will never have to work a single day in their entire lives.
I love Kelly. She's a beautiful girl and daughter of fucking Ozzy for Christ sake.
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Lawsie me, that's one clam shell I DONT wanna see! EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I bet it'd be like BritBrit's shaved kitty. Barf.
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
OMG,how ..i dont know how to say and what to say.
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You almost got to sneak a peek at the real prince of darkness. Luckily the thighs have it under wraps.
I'm impressed that she managed to keep her coochie under wraps and away from the paps even when stinkin' drunk...and she needs to market that talent! You know the paps had to respect that, they even said "almost" showed her coochie and you know they were all up under her with the telephoto lens!
Teach that shit to all the other chicks please!
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Tick "None comprehended."
Is everyone so fixated on her legs that they failed to notice what looks like a man with breasts behind her?
Wait I just saw her in a T.V. interview a few weeks ago bragging about how she is maintaining her sobriety. What a liar!
Nope, I've never been there. Never been drunk, really. And never even smoked a joint.
Wow, her thighs are HUGE.
She looks cute, sad when you look better drunk, then again it could be a blessing if you usually are. She didn't drive either.
Nope I've never been there. Anyways K.O. don't look too bad yet those up close pics of her pale knobby knees I could so do without.
She still looks cute! HAte to say it.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
She actually looks ok... for once (even if she is drunk). Definitely prettier without make-up.
I love her pale luminous skin and how it contrast with her jet black hair....just beautiful. Although shes on the chunky side, the way she carries it makes her goooorrrgeaous!
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
Im gonna go to Africa and adopt an African and hes gonna grow really tall so im gonna name him Dunk.- Spencer, The Hills
Look at the chi-chi's on that dude holding her up!!!
HAHAHAHA
Expose her cootchie? Not. I defy anybody to find a cootchie between those thunder thighs. I'll be right back, have to throw up.......... Okay that's better.
Still looks better than Rumer Willis.
Coochie is a nice word for that nasty rats nest she has between her legs
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
She looks like she's about to hurl.
Submitted by Hekki on May 7, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Can't snark on Kelly. I've been there. And as for her body, I can't snark on her for that, either, because she is her own person (even if she is a little bratty) and speaks her mind. She is a clone of her mother. And as we all have said, there isn't too much you can do about much of your body. Life's too short, and if you find someone who loves you for you, you're a winner.
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Awww Hekki, I ♥ U! I feel the same way.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Guess she didn't learn anything from her drunken old man and brother.
Did she go out in her pajamas?
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Tis I! :) Where are all my bitches at. LOL
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
*rubbing eyes*
GIN?? Is that really you???
*rubbing eyes again*
Kelly Osbourne is so the pretty version of Rumer Willis.
Dude.. Oh the winking gets me all fluttery inside.. You can keep on doing that, then!! Well maybe the flutters comes from the 8 pills and the 4 beers I've had today since lunch.. *shruggs* nah, its the winks..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
okie dokie Okie, but that was a wink not a blink
the DUDE! abides...
Even with the photos, I have a hard time believing that she is all kinds of twisted drunk. Her eyes are just too clear. Visine won't clear up eyes that well during a booze/drug binge, there is no haze.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
wow. that's probably the best i've ever seen her look. she looks hella better without all that freaky makeup, even if she is a bit on the ghostly side and drunk as hell....and thank god you can't see her pooter.
Thank god we were spared the crotch shot of Moby Dick whale lips. EWWWWW!
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Quit blinking at me.. Dude.. No,j/k. Yeah, that addiction is a bitch, and I agree that it gets passed down from parents.. I remember smelling pot/alcohol on my parents from a very young age.. I craved that shit & tried it ASAP. Loved every bit of it too..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
She looks better than I have seen her look in a while...which really isn't a compliment.
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
That sucks. Dad passed his predilection to addiction to her, but kept the talent. Wasn't she claiming sobriety? FAIL!
the DUDE! abides...
Kelly looks thin to me- she must be binging on drugs again....(this was probably already said)
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 7, 2008 - 1:27pm.
This is why when I want to get stinkin' drunk, I do it in the privacy of my home.
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I'll drink to that, Stockbroker. Again.
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Can't snark on Kelly. I've been there. And as for her body, I can't snark on her for that, either, because she is her own person (even if she is a little bratty) and speaks her mind. She is a clone of her mother. And as we all have said, there isn't too much you can do about much of your body. Life's too short, and if you find someone who loves you for you, you're a winner.
Well, at least she wasn't driving.
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This bitches skin is sooo white if you stick her in a dark alley she will glow!!
what the fuck is OMFAO????
Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I would rather be imperfect in body and happier in spirit...I have seen people with beautiful physiques, who slave and work to maintain that standard, and who were unbearably ugly and mean spirited on the inside. A beautiful heart will trump a beautiful figure every single time.
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Uhm, That about sums it up.. Being rude or mean will make you a very ugly person..pretty on the outside or not!! If you feel beautiful inside then it doesn't matter what people think of you on the outside. Fuck them!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by kaiserin on May 7, 2008 - 11:46am.
OK, doll, we're good ♥
I spent so many years hating my body and so many years working on NOT hating my body.
I am much happier now, I'm just sayin'...
Say it loud! I'm a big-bottomed horsefaced girl and I'm proud!
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 1:42pm.
LOL, I'm a 36D, and believe me, they aren't fun. I have NEVER understood breast implants, big boobs are a pain....literally. But see, you know what I mean, everyone has those weird things like that. And I have the big legs too, and yes, I kinda have cankles because I have flat feet and you're right, there is NOTHING I can fucking do about them. I guess that's how it is with some things. It would be nice if I could just get the hell over it though....hopefully one day....*crosses fingers*
Uvula and no words.. I agree... Uvula, what you said is true when it comes to overeating, drugs, everything that holds people back in life and happiness.
Its never a simple thing.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Oh now, that's not what I mean. But I cannot fault you for reading it that way. I often come across as a horrid person when that is definitely not my intent (haha, but I probably AM a horrible person anyway). I am sure you are just fine, whether you are a size 4 or 24 or whatever. Shit, everyone should be HAPPY they aren't as weird as I am about food and weight and shit....it's actually rather exhausting, but I am an obsessive, addictive type person, and this is just how I am personally. Just because I cannot understand something does not make it incomprehensible for anyone else, you know? And because I couldn't live with it doesn't mean that others can't. It's just how I am personally, that's all. Everyone has their weird shit, this just happens to be mine.
PS- The most beautiful girl I have EVER known in my life was a size 14, and believe it or not, if I could have looked like her, I would be fat in a heartbeat! She was absolutely GORGEOUS.
w/o the paint Kellys almost human! :)
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Kaiserin--
I understand how you feel, I truly do.
When I see a woman with really big boobs I always think "How can she stand to carry those udders around? I'd get a reduction ASAP!"
But so much of that shit is genetic, and there is just so much you can do about it. Some people do not want to spend all their time fighting genetics. They'd rather be doing other stuff, like enjoying life.
It's like cankles. No amount of dieting, exercising or throwing up is gonna change that.
Plus all the self loathing is a waste of emotional energy.
Anyway, God gave me big legs for a reason.
Bike racing and speed skating!
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
I have long legs so when I got big form my baybay I could hide it well. But I do know that for some people it is hard to get off weight from the legs. Kelly's mom has fought this for years. Yoga and swimming could help her. Also I was into weightlifting when I was younger and broke some records. This does not always help you in the long run because if you stop you can get chunky. But that is not Kelly's issue most likely.
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Submitted by platypus on May 7, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Haha, NO! That shit is just as nasty as really fat people. That shit makes me just as mad....it's totally unrealistic, and instead of promoting some bullshit ideal that only like, 1% of the population can ever hope to achieve, they should be showing people how to dress cute and appropriately for their size and shape, and designing clothes for everyone. Jesus, I cannot TELL you how hard it is to find a fucking button down shirt that is big enough to cover my tits, wide enough in the shoulders, yet tight enough in the waist to make me look like I HAVE a waist. Or shoes that are wide enough for my flat feet...or pants that are short enough for me, or shirts that aren't too long for my weirdly short torso....THAT is what the fashion industry should be working on; making clothes for EVERYONE! Then maybe Kelly could find shit that's actually flattering?
I would rather be imperfect in body and happier in spirit...I have seen people with beautiful physiques, who slave and work to maintain that standard, and who were unbearably ugly and mean spirited on the inside. A beautiful heart will trump a beautiful figure every single time.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin