Everybody's Got A Dream
Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old wife and mother from Houston, has had 8 surgeries on her breast to get them to their current size of FFF. Sheyla has around 2 quarts of silicone in each titty and she wants more!
Sheyla just wants to look better. She said, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.” What she just said is fucking amazing. She must be thinking with her implants. Her dream is going to turn into a nightmare when her skin finally breaks and her titties explode.
Her huge chichis even earned her a spot in Brazil's Guinness Book of World Records. Sheyla still isn't happy and wants to beat the world's record for the largest implants.
Even though Sheyla wants to expand her breasts, the state of Texas won't allow her to. They have limits on the amount of silicone that can be put into each breast. One health professional told FoxNews that Sheyla should "undergo a psychological evaluation" before going under the knife again. She should undergo a lobotomy not an evaluation.
Sheyla will instead have her surgery in Brazil. Good for Sheyla! She has a dream and she's following it. A dream is a wish your titty makes.
each of "her" boobs is bigger than my head. i wonder about the ethics of the surgeons who keep doing this. are they really doctors? do they remember that "above all, do no harm" bit?
They look like they hurt!
Check out Sheyla on this link. http://www.rodryan.thebuzz.com/pages/HottiePosse/sheyla.html
This is local radio station here in Houston. She is like a local celebrity!
Stupidity and twisted values, magnified for all to see.
Ewww....I just threw up on my keyboard
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Submitted by Gry on May 7, 2008 - 4:36pm.
She has very "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" cleavage.
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You think so too? She could totally star in a remake (either her or we get Salma Hayek pregnant again)
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This chick is off her damn rocker. I hope they explode. A uni-boob would be funny as hell, though. Just hope she runs out of money first so she can't have it fixed. Knowing our society though, there will be some sort of fundraiser if that were to happen. ESTUPIDA!!! In that Fox News link her legs look like Miss Piggy's. LOL
Wonder where she gets her money from.
BTW: Another Houstonian here.
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Okay..., just let me know what city she's in and what the temp gone be, so I'll know where not to be. Okaaaay!
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Everything is bigger in Texass, even silicone boobs
Submitted by paulapoo on May 8, 2008 - 12:01am
Each one of those hedgehogs could seal every window in Brazil.
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Yacc, does she really have 2 quarts in each boob? If you add her tits together, that's one gallon of silicone on the front of her chest. *gag*
sometimes people just have too much money and time on their hands...
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Agree with the head shrinker, maybe they can get one for Michael Jackson while they're at it.....
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thats so stupid!! she's going to want to take them out in like 3 years because they're going to give her major back problems!! how does she find shirts that fit her properly?
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A dream is a wish your titty makes....*dead*
Submitted by Linzee on May 7, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Not something I would choose to do, but, hey, if it makes her happy and it's not hurting anyone else.... fine.
...as long as she doesn't explode near me!
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Is that Rachael Ray?! Oh my. She's had one too many rubbings of the EVOO on the boobage, they are 'sploding!
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Well I guess she has to make up in some way for that butterface. What a wasted existence. Hope those boobs still matter when she's dead. On her tombstone it can read "well...uh..heh heh at least this chick had a big rack."
Spontaneous combustion. I'd like to see that on tape.
Wow maybe all this "fame" will go to her head and she will overdose on something while waiting for her turn to appear in a video.
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"She should undergo a lobotomy not an evaluation."
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I guess she has nothing better to do with her money.
Hey you get off my cloud...
I wonder if those things can be rented out? I was gonna teach my godson how to swim this summer and those tatas would make excellent floatation devises.
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Im gonna go to Africa and adopt an African and hes gonna grow really tall so im gonna name him Dunk.- Spencer, The Hills
Sheeps, did you finish your "research"?
hehehehhe
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She's got the Olsens on her chest.
Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I bet you we will be able to get a house for 140,000 or less in Ca (not out in the boondocks).
Zomay, if that happens, it would mean the whole state's in the shitter. Yes, you might possibly be able to get a house here for 140 somewhere far from any major metro area, but prices like that would destroy the real estate market (on which a lot of the economy depends).
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
This could all be solved by an implant with a valve stem on it--she could go in the shop and have the pressure checked: "You're left one was down to 28 pounds, maam, so we brought it up. The right was ok."
PS. I know a few people who had plastic surgery done in South America. It is 1/3 of the cost or less, and they do a pretty good job. Presumably they are harder to sue if things go badly.
Lots of beautiful women down there...lots... But I digress. ;)
A dream is a wish your titty makes.
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LMAO!
Shit, one bad car accident where the airbags burst her funbags and she'll be permanently sealed from head to toe.
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Wonder if you could use the silicon in her fun bags to caulk around a bath tub?
Oh shit, Texn Doc's work?
"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Must be fun at parties when her husband introduces her as "Tit's" Hersey.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Too bad they don't do intelligence implants.
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There isn't enough room in her skull with all the bats flying around in there.
We should start a running pool on how long it is before she ends up on some talk show about the horrors of plastic surgery, complaining that the doctors should've stopped her from going so far..
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on May 7, 2008 - 3:47pm.
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Nice Dumb & Dumber reference!
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Sheyla just wants to look better. She said, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.”
*wipes tear*
I googled "uni boob plastic surgery" and one of the links said "Is cosmetic surgery a good gift for grads? Kids and Parenting..."
WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?
ugh, anyways, later lovers, everyone have a good night!!♥♥
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Thanks MK! I wonder how much they weigh?
Submitted by applejones on May 7, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Yes is possible if you have implant to big for your body , they are goin to stretch the skin including the skin between them until they become one and is not pretty
Too bad they don't do intelligence implants.
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Not something I would choose to do, but, hey, if it makes her happy and it's not hurting anyone else.... fine.
If society would get off our backs about our appearance for one fucking minute, women would be less tempted to get tit and nose jobs, etc.
When they get them this big don't the surgeons have to use multiple implants? piggy back them...if you will?
That's why I live in a teepee!
Look at the funbags on that hosehound.
applejones you are welcome. I hope we all can own homes. Every fucking American should be able to own a home. See you guys later I have to work and make money.
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Oh how charming! She'll look just great when she is in her 70's if the silcone doesn't migrate.
Well, they can't cremate her tits. It would clog up the furnace. And you probably won't be able to shut a coffin on it either. Maybe just stuff what's left and send her on exhibit like the Chinese do to their 'donor' bodies???
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I'm sure she's a big hit at the PTA meetings.
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Off topic: Thanks houstongirl for that link, as well zomay for the foreclosure link. Perhaps there's a chance to own a house after all.
On Topic: is it possible to have a uni-boob?
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Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 4:38pm
I like you too and is about big boobs and sexy ladies and narcos ,but its a sad story and funny at the same time if you watch the show, it would had been funnier if i dint knew it was the reality of some people
She must want a sore back.
Is she a singel mom or is some dude married to this beast?
I say beast b/c animals cant control impulses....eh do you even want to read this, its just more science.
no fuck it im too tired
edit: oh i see she is married. I wouldlike to see this dude and his penis pump. ya KNOW he must have a penis pumper
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if the state of tx has limits on the amount of silicone that can be put into each breast, will she be allowed to reside there???•·.·´¯`·.·•chefcammi•·.·´¯`·.·•
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 3:33pm.
I reccomend the book more because in the show the accent are really distracting , but its inspired by real life and the harf reality that woman suffer in Colombia they need to have big boods so a narco or capo notice them so they can survivrd the poverty really sad
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oh fuck. I thought it was just big titties and sexy spanish ladies :(
no, that does sound interesting. maybe Ill check out the book.
I like you yioooooooo!
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