Everybody's Got A Dream
Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old wife and mother from Houston, has had 8 surgeries on her breast to get them to their current size of FFF. Sheyla has around 2 quarts of silicone in each titty and she wants more!
Sheyla just wants to look better. She said, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.” What she just said is fucking amazing. She must be thinking with her implants. Her dream is going to turn into a nightmare when her skin finally breaks and her titties explode.
Her huge chichis even earned her a spot in Brazil's Guinness Book of World Records. Sheyla still isn't happy and wants to beat the world's record for the largest implants.
Even though Sheyla wants to expand her breasts, the state of Texas won't allow her to. They have limits on the amount of silicone that can be put into each breast. One health professional told FoxNews that Sheyla should "undergo a psychological evaluation" before going under the knife again. She should undergo a lobotomy not an evaluation.
Sheyla will instead have her surgery in Brazil. Good for Sheyla! She has a dream and she's following it. A dream is a wish your titty makes.
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M.E. I will say a prayer that you do because you and your kids deserve a big nice yard.
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Pathetic as hell. This woman is fucked up ten ways from Sunday, and what kind of doctor would operate on her? A quack!
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Thanks thehoustongirl I was amazed at the fact that I could get a brand new home there for under 140,000. And thats with everything included, even sod.
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She has very "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" cleavage.
How embarassing for her kids.
zomay - yes! I just hope we can sell our house (I hate the small ass box we live in with no yard)and get one with a yard.
This year, this year.....
I didn't find anything about boob in Guinness, but I did find this. Everything is big and long in Texas.
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/medical_marvels/l...
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
I guess we all know where her tax rebate check from good 'ol George Bush is going........
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 2:30pm.
LOL Frito.. good luck getting just a Tit on your mouth..
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They would probably squash your head. I really hope this chick doesn't plan on having any more children. One look at those knockers and a baby would think "oh shit, man, why me?"
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
For some reason i REALLY want to take a ride in a hot air balloon and call my mommy.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I don't understand where the big fake titty thing came from. Usually, they don't look anything like real ones *cough*Posh*cough*, and I know for a fact, they don't feel like real ones, so what's the fucking point??? Then they get that nasty ass side boob wrinkle and I have to look at that shit while I am trying to watch my porn and.... well nevermind that, but I really hate that sideboob wrinkle.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 7, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Thanks for the info. :)
I reccomend the book more because in the show the accent are really distracting , but its inspired by real life and the harf reality that woman suffer in Colombia they need to have big boods so a narco or capo notice them so they can survivrd the poverty really sad
LOL Frito.. good luck getting just a Tit on your mouth..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Can you imagine how those big motherfuckers would get in the way of well, everything?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Interesting!
http://www.trulia.com/home_prices/Texas/Houston-heat_map/
This gives you a breakdown by neighborhood and the prices.
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Submitted by Talibah on May 7, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Does anyone knows the size of the world's record for the largest fake breasts?
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Maxi Mounds holds the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts". She approached Guinness in August of 2003, but the category did not yet exist. After creating the category the Guinness organization contacted her to request her measurements and other documentation. She was presented with an official certificate that reads: Maxi Mounds (USA) was measured at Sarasota, Florida, on 4 February 2005 and found to have an under breast measurement of 91.44 cm (36 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 153.67 cm (60.5 in). She currently wears a US size 42M bra (UK 42J) In 2004 her book, The Maxi Mounds Guide To The World Of Exotic Dancing (ISBN 0-9734333-1-0), was published by Perpetual Summer Publishing.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
M.E. it will be a great time for people like us waiting for prices to lower. Just think a house in San Diego was selling for 650,000 2 years ago, and now that same house is already at 299,000. The banks are not even showing all the properties yet because they don't want to loose profit. I bet you we will be able to get a house for 140,000 or less in Ca (not out in the boondocks). So if you are paying say $1500 (give or take) a month in rent, you could actually have a lower payment if you buy low. It is exciting and keeps hope for me because the past 7 years I was shut out of the Ca market like a bag lady. Here is a link to many bank lists.
http://www.all-foreclosure.com/foreclosures.htm
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off topic on the housing thing - in the Boston area its really hard to get a home for under 350, and 350 still wont put you in a decent neighborhood.
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Bitch is crazy if she saids her back doesn't hurt. I'm a 38DD and mine hurts when I have to reach down for long periods of time!
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
now I wanna see a picture of a uni-boob... I didnt know that happened!!
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Seriously off topic, but.....
HoustonGirl,
So you still can get a house in Houston for $150K? I moved to Seattle from San Antonio for my man but we recently had to move to a truly shitty suburb (less money, more space). We want to buy a house, but it ain't gonna happen here...he actually suggested going back to TX, but the thought of being back in SA sends shivers down my spine.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Does anyone knows the size of the world's record for the largest fake breasts?
TV.. Not even for $1.50?? Not even on a hot summer day?? LOL
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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How do the bottoms of her shirts not flale out like pregnancy shirts after going over those gigantor things.. Like how do they fit back to normal to go around her waist..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I'd just settle for a pair that doesn't rest on my keyboard. I keep getting space barred against my will.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
It will be ironic when that last dose of silicone kills her. Killed by Giant Breasts!
Even an illegal immigrant wouldn't pick those melons.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I hope her kids have that book "My New Mommy" or whatever the fuck it's called......
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Ick. Her boobs are already starting to fuse together.
M.E. I guess its for attention. I have pretty big boobs myself. And I hate when old men especially goo-goo ga ga over my boobs. It makes me uncomfortable. But then again. I don't see why b/c I was born w/ boobies why I have to cover up w/ big sweaters either. I was born w/ really blonde hair, and I keep it really dark b/c I feel like I get less attention like that too. Its just old men that constantly creep me the fuck out.. So OLD Dudes.. Leave me the fuck a lone.
I guess this was kind of a rant, but I had to get it out.. k??
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Me no likey.
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What would her kids sketch if asked to draw a pretty woman? Can you imagine? This shit is just warped.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
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Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 12:18pm.
thehoustongirl thanks. I am in CA and waiting for all the foreclosures to explode.
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Ditto
The bigger the tits the closer to God.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Ok, somehow my sag sisters plop into a 34DD, now, for some reason, they look nothing like the Jenna Jamison DD's and well, that is ok, but I hate being big titted and cannot fathom why someone would want tits bigger than a fucking car tire.
My tits were like an E when I was breastfeeding. NOT FUN!
Why would someone WANT suge ginormous chichi's?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Or are you speaking for Pudge?
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Well, Pudge is very continental so he says "A champagne-glass-full is enough."
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
thehoustongirl thanks. I am in CA and waiting for all the foreclosures to explode.
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If those were real I would probably knock the bitch out and use her titties a pillow
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she needs a shrink, no pun intended and her surgeon needs to be censored.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
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Like, Isn't everything in Texas BIGGER.. So why not let her get the most humongous Ta-tas.. ?? just saying..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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_Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 4:11pm.
LoLo i was wondering because houses are cheaper there than where I live. There are brand new houses for 150,000 there.
Hey you should tae an overnight trip there and just check it out. Be sure to go to the area you like both at day and night and see if it fits.
I know a lot of people love it. Nice laid back pace.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Did no one else wonder why the STATE OF TEXAS won't let her get bigger boobies? How is it their business? I think it's moronic to want to, but it's HER BODY. Do they prohibit sex changes in Texas, too?
Maybe I will do a little more fact-checking before I get too worked up about this...
VLL: no offense to any of the big-boobied women here...
Sheeps: what kind of research? internet, or hands-on? (wink)
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 9:07pm.
her back most hurt like hell
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She claims she doesnt have problems with her back (yeah right)
Sheyla speaks! Video link
http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6479551&ve...
~*~In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?~*~
Well she is trying to break a world record. Ever met people who want to break a world record??? Its their life. Good luck to her.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
@ Zomay [like that name] yea they're building houses and condos all over now, and I hear good prices, but like any city, the better the neighborhood, the higher the price will be
=live in a APT. LOL!
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Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 3:11pm.
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Totally read that last word as 'dwarfism'.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Why? Just WHY?
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 4:07pm
is true they show then on the news plus I watch " Sin tetas no hay paraiso" (whitout boobs theres no paradise)really good book and show
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I must see this show youre talking about
SIN TETAS NO HAY PARAISO!!
love it
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