Everybody's Got A Dream
Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old wife and mother from Houston, has had 8 surgeries on her breast to get them to their current size of FFF. Sheyla has around 2 quarts of silicone in each titty and she wants more!
Sheyla just wants to look better. She said, “I want to look better each day, every day. Everybody’s got a dream inside, you know? And, it’s good when you can make your dream come true.” What she just said is fucking amazing. She must be thinking with her implants. Her dream is going to turn into a nightmare when her skin finally breaks and her titties explode.
Her huge chichis even earned her a spot in Brazil's Guinness Book of World Records. Sheyla still isn't happy and wants to beat the world's record for the largest implants.
Even though Sheyla wants to expand her breasts, the state of Texas won't allow her to. They have limits on the amount of silicone that can be put into each breast. One health professional told FoxNews that Sheyla should "undergo a psychological evaluation" before going under the knife again. She should undergo a lobotomy not an evaluation.
Sheyla will instead have her surgery in Brazil. Good for Sheyla! She has a dream and she's following it. A dream is a wish your titty makes.
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-"Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 8:07pm."
I'm not a guy, but MY guy is one of those retarded men who completely drool over big plastic tits. He even has the lame idea that women's breasts look so much better squeezed together. The irony is that my boobs are big, but maybe not plastic enough for his taste. Whatever, I never get tired of laughing my ass out at his stupid-ass ideas.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
OK, she gives me a boner. This proves I'm gay, right?
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Dude my ass isnt even that big
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She has Kim.K's ASS on her CHEST! That shit GOTTA hurt!
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LoLo i was wondering because houses are cheaper there than where I live. There are brand new houses for 150,000 there.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 1:07pm.
I personally think anything over a C cup is too big...
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I think them tig ole bitties look foul, fer sure, but as someone with a substantial natural d cup, I like to think that d isn't so bad.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Do men really find that cup size attractive?
I'll do some research and get back to you later.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I dont like the state law standing in the way of her dream. Hopefully she will get so many surgeries that she'll kill herself. Score one for darwinism!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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So, um, can the airlines legally charge her for an extra seat to put them in like they do for fat people? Cuz you KNOW all that shit is NOT going to fit in one economy class seat.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Mrs.K:
thanks, but you're not a boy! Or are you speaking for Pudge?
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 4:07pm
is true they show then on the news plus I watch " Sin tetas no hay paraiso" (whitout boobs theres no paradise)really good book and show
Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 3:06pm.
What is Houston like? Can anyone tell me?
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Damn MK done took the "reply" button away! *cries*
Born and raised here
really humid and smoggy [that lady's teets are gonna MELT in the sun lol!]
4th largest city
i believe we were the fattest city at one point [i am not fat lol]
People can't DRIVE here! AHHH!! other than that, it's VERY spacious and vast, so to get to the other side of town takes about 20+ minutes....that's what I don't like LOL
Shout out to DebFrmHell! She's from here too
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5/9: I will be 24! Happy Birthday to ME! :0)
Dude my ass isnt even that big
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
She's FFF and she wants them BIGGER? Is she insane? Damn Bitch. There needs to be a WORLDWIDE limit on how big you can make your implants - so women, like this dumb bitch, can't country hop to get them bigger.
~*~In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?~*~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 1:07pm.
A handful is all you need :)
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
_Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Its nice. Just like any other mid size city.
Kind of flat and no hills...
It is close to a lot of fun stuff.
I lived in Crosby for a short while....
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
To dream the impossible dream.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Completely retarded.
Ok OK,, I like that better Missy.. drunk.. Actually I'm toasted right now.. Just a little Toaster w/ out any toast.. : ( boo hoo hooo
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
With every size increase her IQ drops.
Why do I suspect that she goes through a lot of udder cream?
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Do men really find that cup size attractive?
Anyone? Speak up boys!
I personally think anything over a C cup is too big...(depending on your body size/type)
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 3:03pm.
LMAO@ Missy.. I see now.. It took me a minute. Me dumb!
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nono doll, DRUNK not dumb. way better!
yioooooo - hahahhahahaa @ one big boob. yucky!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She's still no Aretha.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
her back most hurt like hell
Since when having huge implants is considered "looking better"?. Ok, unless you are a stripper, a hooker, a porn star.. erm.. a stripper and a hooker I don't see a reason why anyone would want to look "better" with big plastic tits. Stupid dumb fuck people trying to beat the Guiness Record are retarded in my book. Besides, most of the records are so dumb and lame.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
What is Houston like? Can anyone tell me?
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I wish she was my mother..
That shit ain't cute. They just look painful. I agree with MK when he said that she's thinking with her implants. This is just mentally ill. But she can do whatever.
She better not fuck up her face though. She's not that bad looking.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Wow. Her children must be so proud.
As much as I think this woman is fucked in the head, I bristle at the bizarre and probably unconstitutional prohibition by Texas to do whatever she wants to her own body. WTF? If she wants to have breasts the size of a Volkswagen, how is that the state's business?
Dare to keep dreaming, Sheyla. Your destiny is only one quart of silicone away...
*shaking head and muttering under breath* F'n 'tard.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Meet the Mother of the Year!
HOUSTON IN THE MF'N HOUSE!!! *goes back and read* lol
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Submitted by Beverley on May 7, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Well, I wear an "I" cup in bras and am all natural.
Take that, Bitch!!!
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I never even KNEW that size existed. Shit!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
before the surgerie she had to have some saggy boobs ,if she keeps getting then bigger and bigger her the skin between her boob is goin to colapsed and she is goin to have one giant boob
"Climb every mountain, ford every stream,
Follow every rainbow, 'til you find your dream!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
If that's her before picture in the pink dress, then she's had more than just breast augmentation.
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LMAO@ Missy.. I see now.. It took me a minute. Me dumb! That is so funny how that worked out.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Well, I wear an "I" cup in bras and am all natural.
Take that, Bitch!!!
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
hahahahhaaa, awesome okie it worked :)
um, yeah, the titty dream lady.... INSANE MUCH?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Those look fucking painful!
Makes me appreciate my "lowercase b's" even more.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
MOLY!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
HOLY!!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'