Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Hot Bitches
Do you think Bill Kaulitiz's carpet match the drapes? If so, a bitch will get their eye poked out while playing his skin flute. Scratch that. I can't even picture him with a peen. I can't. Don't get me wrong, he's a hot hedgehog tranny, but there's nothing sexual about him. That's why I find it strange that so many girls want that shit. They would probably give up High School Musical DVDs just to touch him. That's major. I think I love him, because he looks like Pizzazz from The Misfits.
Here's Tokio Hotel at TRL yesterday and then later at a Virgin Megastore signing in Times Square.
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He's prettier than I am.
Khensu Hetep doesn't fuck men who are prettier than she is...Khensu Hetep doesn't fuck period. Son of a bitch. I'm a cranky 20 year old virgin.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
oh no! you're a hot tranny!!!..please..
you must shut your mouth..becouse you're a great shit!!
And you have said this becouse you haven't some girls!
And Bill has much girls that love him..! you're only envious..-_-..and you're great shit!!
Bye Bye (Italian Fan)
ugh...im not a fan, but out of all the things that have to do with them, its the HATERS that bother me...
1) you are an embarrassment to all the REAL music lovers. seriously. this whole "they're not rock" crap needs to stop. they're just not hard rock like most of you listen to. there are other kinds of rock too you know.
how can you say you love music when you only love ONE KIND? you should say "i love hard rock" because thats what you really mean.
2) as for "they suck, you call that music?"
music was never about how hard the guitar solo is, and sadly thats what so many people base it off of today. its about what makes you feel good (not just in the "i'm happy!" sense, but anything that makes you feel how you wanna feel, get it?). so if their music makes people feel good then let them do their thing. and don't say "but they don't make people feel good" because if you really think that then you must have the IQ of an infant. anyone can see that they have TONS of fans. They may have simple and easy songs, but people like it, so let them be.
3) we've heard the "i thought he was a girl", "he must be a girl!" before. none of you haters are very original. and if one person is, then you ALL start saying that ONE thing over and over again and think it's so hilarious.
no...its just annoying, even to some of us non-fans >.<
btw...to be quiet honest: i may not love their music or their looks, but i do admire that they keep going even though all you fuck heads keep throwing your shit at them like you're some kind of damn monkey.
OH YEAH, i forgot that it's actually acceptable to be an ignorant prick. "GROSS thats not a boy its a girl"...oh wow hahaha you really did somethin NEW there ;) GOOD JOB.
To be honest, I think you fuckers just can't handle his sexy, he goes way over your head because really? Bill is different and that scares you.
I think that's super funny (for me) and depressing for you guys that youre so close minded.
Bill is SOOOO HOT. I like him and like Tokio Hotel. He's NOT a Girl and not so young as someone think. He is 18 allready.
Bitch is fierce! Two for the price of one a male and a female, all bases covered damn I would be happy forever, quick bring it!
He looks like a Dragon Ball Z character...or that female character from Sonic the Hedgehog
I haven't decided.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Bill is the most handsome and cute guy in the world=) stop to tell scurrilous things about him!
Oh yeah, i saw some pix of Bill w/o makeup. OH the difference and the improvement! He should perform with out make up instead of getting caught without it, ha.
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¿donde está machín?
I'm not a teen, and i think they are hott shit! LOL.
The twins totally grew on me, I guess im in the dark side now? Who cares! They are Hott compared to some of the 80's hair band dudes.
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¿donde está machín?
I honestly dont know why hes gettin dissed!!! I think hes absolutley AMAZING :D
he looks pretty enough to be a girl....but hes got a deep voice and so does his TWIN brother (Tom - left) and nopeee theyre not kids of Bjork! :P
Ravenxx
Who knew that 18 year old twin boys could look prettier than most girls?
Wonder what he sounds like when he talks.
I honestly didn't believe this was a real photo!Shit looks like Asian Cholashop!
If he got rid of those eyebrows and drew in some new Sharpee ones he would get a ten
And does he have some kind of Botox misfire in his eyebrow?
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
this guy looks like a bad one ...but i like his hair.
he is a hot member of Interracialloving.com ,where single men can find white and black women,its a good meeting site
removed this
pretty as a picture.
i voted for him as dlisted may 08's "hot slut".
Why is Bill doing that one-eyebrow thing in every pic?
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Oh, it's those kids again. I think Dlisted will swarm with teen girls calling us "jelliz old h8ters" again. Anyway, I still think this boy is a twinkie. Boys don't pose like supermodels unless they like pink fluffy stuff, unicorns and rainbows.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
it's definitely a pretty chick...but i don't want that hair in my mouth, so no, i wouldn't hit it...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
I see that it's safe for bitches to post again. Young girls like pretty things. I did - hell, I still do, but then I like snatch. Not these snatches, tho. Somehow, they don't look that smart ...
Submitted by BALLZ on May 7, 2008 - 5:27pm.
D-d-d-d-duel! I summon Barking Spider!
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Hilarious! LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by harlee25 on May 7, 2008 - 8:44pm
I think is a security thing , they feek safe because they know he is not goin to push then, plus who is afraid of a guy that looks like that. second they can share make up , and flat iron,
I think Im in Love
Rad, dude.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Rumer Willis finally had plastic surgery and looks good!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Hahaha at "skin flute". I prefer the purple piccolo myself.
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But then again, what do I know?
I like Bill's hair. I want to grab him by the ankles and dust my furniture.
tell me, WHY do young girls think that guys who look like them are hot? im still like 100% convinced that he's a chick.
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His parents must be so proud!
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by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 1:48pm.
I didn't even realize that Bjork HAD a son, let alone a gay one.
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Funny.
Showing my age here...back in MY day, the young girls loves Boy George. Androgony can be sexy as hell...but here, not so much. And I bet Boy George could still...kick...his a**!
EDIT: I just tortured myself by watching about one minute of some crap video of theirs on YouTube. Trust me on this one. Don't do it. God, what passes for music these days.
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Laissez les bon temps roulez!
Typically, it's the really young girls that like the pretty, pretty boys. They're sexually non-threatening. Zac Efron has the same type of appeal. Most of us graduate to the bad boys in the teen years.
@Nitwitty:
Bust out the cabernet doll. Cheers.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Maybe Chrissy Crocker will be his prom date.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@ Coiled! LMAO, I'll have two of whatever you're havin!!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
He sure do have a purty little mouth. Why doncha bend over that thar log?
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 4:48pm.
I didn't even realize that Bjork HAD a son, let alone a gay one.
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Bjork! Yes. It's been driving me nutso who he resembles. Now I can put that one to bed. Not him. The thought. Oh, never mind.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Pat?
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
I can see it now... "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
There is no way in h*ll that's a boy! I need proof like a picture of his mangina?!?! It's nails are even painted! WTF?!?! That's a girl I don't care what anyone says to me! I will not believe you! It's just a beautiful tranny!
<3 G-licious <3
I'm pretty sure the reason there's nothing sexual about them is because they haven't even gone through puberty yet.
Gross I could not tell if it was a boy or a girl. Why is he standing like that in EVERY picture? I cannot believe young girls think this is hot. When I was younger my crush was Chrisitan Bale whom I fell in love with when I was 8 and saw him in Little Women (I still have a mad crush on him). I would have thought these fools were gay, seriously if this is what younger girls are attracted then something is wrong with this world. There's nothing hot about girl-looking guys. I mean Bowie could pull it off because he's hot and has a sexy voice but that fool is not Bowie.
Are these little guys even old enough to be legal? They look about 12 to 15 years old.
Haha, I thought it was Tila Tequlia also! (minus fake boobage)
Wait I missed something here who is Bjork's son?
D-d-d-d-duel! I summon Barking Spider!
that's bjork's son??
no wonder he looked familiar!!!!!!!!
This is what you get when all kids TV programming is Dragonball Z and Naruto and Pokemon....
vomit!
that's our (the german, that is) revenge for heidi montag and spencer pratt
LOL. For a quick minute there, I thought these were some weird Manga figure actions.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
OMFG MK THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THIS!!!! I'VE BEEN DYING FOR A BILL KAULITZ POST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!111
ASDASDFJ KLJH.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
I didn't even realize that Bjork HAD a son, let alone a gay one.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!