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Evan Rachel Wood tried Marilyn Manson's juice for her birthday and the bitch couldn't handle it. No, it's not what you think. She did a shot of his brand of absinthe called Mansinthe.
She said, “For my birthday, I did one shot to try it, and that was it. I was drunk immediately. Being who he is, Manson wanted to make it as strong as it could possibly be, so it’s got the highest amount of wormwood that you can have legally. One shot of it, and you’re out for the night. Three shots of it, you’re dead.” Aww...she should have done three shots then. Sorry, that was the Dita Von Teese in me talking.
The Dish Rag reports that Mansinthe may soon be available in the US. When that crap came out, one reviewer said it tasted like "sewage water." I'm sure that's what Marilyn's other juice tastes like too.
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I thought it was Chloe Lattanzi standing next to Evan Rachel Wood...BARF
He reminds me of pizza dough
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"Mansinthe" sounds like what a goth guy would call his jizz.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on May 8, 2008 - 11:38am.
It made me realize that Marilyn Manson is dating a chick about a year younger than me.
Though, I could date a dude about 18 years older than me...just not Marilyn Manson. :p
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Manson's got Play-Doh face and he resembles an aunt of mine when he's got makeup on.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on May 8, 2008 - 8:38am.
Which makes your siggy a tiny bit troubling. (Kidding!)
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Holy crap, zoloftpony!! Your comment made me realize that ERW and I were born on the same day in the same year!
I'm not sure if that's a good thing...?
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According to IMDB, Evan Rachel Wood was born on September 7, 1987. That'd make her 20. So, unless they were in another country or something, it would be illegal.
Also, doing sexy times with Marilyn Manson should be illegal in every country.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
She said, "...it's got the highest amount of wormwood..." to which she was only referring to the ingredient that makes it....oh, whatever. It's an ingredient, okay?!
I find it interesting, too. Wormwood is a very strong anti-parasitic drug. It's true. I wonder how many Hollywooders would drink it anddrop dead on the spot. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"she calls alcohol "wormwood?" wth who talks like that"
Wormwood is the ingredient in absinthe that makes it freaky deaky. I think she was just referring to it as an ingredient.
On another note, the poor girl is trying to hard to be a blonde Dita.
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Submitted by harlee25 on May 8, 2008 - 2:02am.
she calls alcohol "wormwood?" wth who talks like that
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wormwood is one of the main ingredients of absinthe - it's distilled from it. :)
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If he does make it available, he should advertise it by dancing burlesque in a huge glass of Mansinthe. Sewage water panty pudding!
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she looks pretty good ,but what wrong with the man ...just like a weirdo..
she is a hot member of Interracialloving.com ,where single men can find white and black women to be their friends,it a good meeting site
I don't get it, I don't care about him enough to know - does he want to be called "Manson" as his normal everyday name? I don't call my boyfriend "Green".
Glad MM got rid of that distasteful Dita and picked up Evan's hotness. Smart move.
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isn't this girl still in her teens?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
She's looking cute for the first time, in a long time.
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Does anyone even listen to Manson anmore??
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I'm with M.E. - I don't want to be drunk off one drink. I want to be able to have multiple drinks since I like drinking.
Isn't she under 21 (the legal drinking age)?
Mansinthe? LOL that's so McGoth. What's next, his own brand of clove cigarettes?
Submitted by acatnamedfrank on May 7, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Why does he always pose with that painful, confused look? Is it supposed to be edgy or something?
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Why does he always pose with that painful, confused look? Is it supposed to be edgy or something?
she calls alcohol "wormwood?" wth who talks like that
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All the layers of makeup can't hide Manson's fugness.
I continually cannot believe how stupid this woman is. Manson must have MAJOR issues if he needs to be with a woman that much younger, with that little of a personal identity, and that dim.
And like mike said, there's nothing exciting about absinthe... it's just like doing a high-alcohol content shot of any liquor.
Manson is a closet chola......
and Simm is totally right...its just a really prentious way to get drunk. *rolls eyes*
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If I am not mistaken Absinthe is not illegal here because I tried it before. The one I've tried comes in a big black bottle with green cat eyes on the front. I dont remember the name of the brand or much of anything else after I tried it.
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Funny she should say one shot... In England you're only allowed one shot of Absinthe. I recall when working in a bar way back, these 3 boys came in and wanted to impress their gfs (or something) and demanded more drinks, which I refused. Cut to about 15 minutes later and 2 of them puking their guts out in the toilets, and having to call someone to pick them up cos they were in such bad shape. Those were the days...
I'll only have a shot when I'm late with the drinking and need to catch up.
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There is no way a woman his own age is putting up with Brian's "eccentricities".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Man me and my friend got waaaasted on that piss one Halloween but there was nothing unique to the experience, other than just being wasted, and that was real Turkish Absinthe, not this "Mansinthe" garbage
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Sorry, I don't want to get drunk off of one drink.
I'll pass.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 7, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Hey Deb - Yeah, it's amazing. Almost like they get paid for their daughters. Gross and wrong!
Come to think of it, that gross and wrong act is done all over the world. People call that "culture". I think it's a human rights violation if the daughter isn't in on the decision.
*off soapbox for now, sipping some wine*
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Why would you want to drink something that knocks you out in one shot? Fu**in amateur.
Hey Deb - Yeah, it's amazing. Almost like they get paid for their daughters. Gross and wrong!
Submitted by mellen on May 7, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I have been dying to try ABSTINTHE. Of course the fact that it is illegal makes me want it more. Sewage however....
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Adam Corolla was talking about him one morning and how Manson drinks whole bottles of the stuff like its water. Adam said he did one shot and almost passed out because he got so drunk soooo that definately says something about Marilyn!
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Im gonna go to Africa and adopt an African and hes gonna grow really tall so im gonna name him Dunk.- Spencer, The Hills
Folks, the power of absinthe is due to it's high alcohol content and nothing more. Don't buy into the hoopla. Drinking absinthe is just a pretentious way of getting very drunk.
mike:
I LOVE David Sedaris's books!
Hilarious....
off to work....see you tonight all!
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i do think this shit will be a hit among hs kids n stuff.. u know at that age you're trying to do anything on your power to get shitfaced.. i guess this will do great for them.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 7, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I do wonder what her parents think. Maybe she's paying for their Malibu house to shut them up. Works with Dina Lohan.
I don't know where her mother is, but her father's a well-known resident of Raleigh. If you've ever read David Sedaris' Naked, he's a "character" in one of the stories.
Would you drink ANYTHING Marilyn Manson gave you?
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Oh, how sweet...he's trying to kill her.
Awwww...crazy love birds!
I can't believe you guys just missed the teabag/LA conversation in the Clooney thread!
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I have been dying to try ABSTINTHE. Of course the fact that it is illegal makes me want it more. Sewage however....
When Marilyn Manson gets to hell, I hope he puts in a good word for Heidi...or maybe, just make it the whole Hills cast!
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Im gonna go to Africa and adopt an African and hes gonna grow really tall so im gonna name him Dunk.- Spencer, The Hills
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 7, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Maybe she's paying for their Malibu house to shut them up.
Hey Two Drink! It's kind of like Elvis and Priscilla Beaulieu's parents. It's madness. Priscilla was like 13 when she met Elvis when he was stationed in Germany. She moved in with Elvis when she was 17!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Mmmm, sewage water! Yes, please.
He is SO weird. I wonder what they talk about when they're together?
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I'm going chanting with Chloe Lattanzi in her dad's teepee
Wait...isn't she like 19? Why is she admitting to being an under-age drinker?
PSL my friend loves Thirteen and she has pretty stellar taste in movies so I will prob check it out, and thanks for reminding me I need to see Across the Universe. I dunno, even if she is a great actress, the girl has issues fo sho!
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