Wednesday, May 7th 2008

Lightweight

Evan Rachel Wood tried Marilyn Manson's juice for her birthday and the bitch couldn't handle it. No, it's not what you think. She did a shot of his brand of absinthe called Mansinthe.

She said, “For my birthday, I did one shot to try it, and that was it. I was drunk immediately. Being who he is, Manson wanted to make it as strong as it could possibly be, so it’s got the highest amount of wormwood that you can have legally. One shot of it, and you’re out for the night. Three shots of it, you’re dead.” Aww...she should have done three shots then. Sorry, that was the Dita Von Teese in me talking.

The Dish Rag reports that Mansinthe may soon be available in the US. When that crap came out, one reviewer said it tasted like "sewage water." I'm sure that's what Marilyn's other juice tastes like too.

Posted by: Michael K


Two Drink Min's picture

I do wonder what her parents think. Maybe she's paying for their Malibu house to shut them up. Works with Dina Lohan.

parissucksliterally's picture

VLL:

you have to see "Thirteen"....if you have a daughter it will freak you out.

"Across the Universe" is another good one.

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PSL - LOl I guess it does refer to both, huh! I meant Evan. I admit I have never seen her in anything, I base all my opinions solely on this blog and that heart shaped glasses video. It seems so eerie for her to sleep with a married man and then do everything in her power to be exactly like the wife he cheated on. Smacks of low self-esteem and daddy issues.

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Whatever's picture

This bozo served a minor the highest amount of wormwood legally possible? I am with Deb. Where are her mom and dad?

Deb's picture

So this washed-up creepo makes his own absinthe? Oooo! How edgy and dark. These two zeros deserve one another. BTW, is she an orphan? Where are her parents?

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 7, 2008 - 2:06pm.

I hate that creepy little bitch

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which one?

I actually think Evan is a wonderful actress. It frightens me that she got sucked into this Man and his Lifestyle.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Mrs. K - LOL, he does have that look of painful trying.

walker's picture

gross.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

She looks quite pretty in that picture; he looks like he's got trapped gas.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 5:02pm.
When i hear these two names and then the word "shots" i would rather the words "were fired at the Manson home"

then i would like THOSE words to be followed by

"and he was then arrested for pulling out his weiner"

it would be more fun my way and you know it!
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LOL - that made spittle fly.

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HOW MANY FUCKING PICTURES OF GUYS WEARING MAKEUP DO WE HAVE TO SEE TODAY???????? Fuck dudes makeup is for WOMEN, you look fucking stupid and i for one like pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate that creepy little bitch

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Two Drink Min's picture

Breakdown - I'm coming over. Start pouring.

LoLo's picture

When i hear these two names and then the word "shots" i would rather the words "were fired at the Manson home"

then i would like THOSE words to be followed by

"and he was then arrested for pulling out his weiner"

it would be more fun my way and you know it!
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Green Is Good's picture

Hang on. Is this idiot of legal age to drink?

Two Drink Min's picture

Is she even of legal age?

TheBreakdown's picture

Fuck Mansinthe!

I've got three bottles of Czech absinthe at home right now, which would be sure to knock little Evan into the middle of next year.

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M.E.'s picture

Isn't this twat only 19 or 20?

Stoney's picture

Let me guess, it was her 15th birthday?
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sorry. If I read "wormwood" in the ingredients, I ain't drinkin it.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"