Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Look Who's On The Cover Of This Week's National Enquirer.....
Recognize those New England clam chowder thighs on the left? Of course you do. It's posing for the cameras which means it can only be the International sensation known as Phoebe Denise Price! FAME! PP better hike up her chicken cutlets and proudly pose with this National Enquirer cover for the paps. PP got a cover! Enquirer this week, The Globe next week and then the world!
The Enquirer used a picture from this set of pictures of PP at the beach from a week ago or so.
Below are some other pictures of National Enquirer cover girl, PP, walking the stroll in Beverly Hills a few days ago.
ONTD, Wenn
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The National Enquirer doctors everything. Those pics are Pshopped and aint real. PPs ass is all over Dlisted all the time and her ass didn't look that bad last week.
I saw her profile at the site called http://www.kissmilitary.com last week. It's said she is interested in dating successful guys.
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
whats wrong with them??
so terrible! from now on ,i can not go to the beach to make friends..
i heard I n te r r a ci a l l o v i n g . c o m is very good ,where many single men can find qthie and black women to be their friends
"Stars" with cellutlite? I'm wondering how even the Enquirer will figure out how to spin PP into a "Star"...
With most Sunday newspapers, the comic section, Parade magazine, ads, etc. are printed out previously and the news section is added at the last minute. I am wondering if the same applies to the cover of the Enquirer, that would explain the "Guess Who?" box. They probably needed the extra time to figure out who she is!
I'm kind of liking the fact that only registered users can comment, now she can't post about herself anonymously. Is it just me or do there seem to be far fewer posts about her beauty, grace, style, Southern Belle charm, gentility, fame, popularity........?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 8, 2008 - 12:19am.
No, he's pretty old, it'll just sort of dribble.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
TV, I found that funny, but Breakstone's is an East Coast Brand- they don't have it here out West....so Sam Breakstone is going to go over a lot of people's heads...
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 8, 2008 - 12:05am.
Maybe, but somewhere in cyberspace Sam Breakstone is furiously rubbing one out.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
PP's mom is hot. But isn't PP too old for a chaperon?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
ubmitted by Manimal5 on May 7, 2008 - 9:05pm.
This is the cheesiest issue they've ever come up with.
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ok, that was funny........hahahhahaa
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Off topic.. but .. I thought you guys were going
to haul and quarter LA today...
Maybe she and PP could discuss the finer
aspects of teabags and there proper form
and use...
is everyone all better?
M.
Submitted by letinstar on May 7, 2008 - 11:28pm.
why did i click on the thumbnails when my stomach is already feeling queasy?
This is the cheesiest issue they've ever come up with.
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I hate my cellutite in my butt but I feel bad for people who are in the public eye.Thats all Im saying :(
So do you think Pheebs will be carrying that issue around and posing with it for the Paps? I really hope so!
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OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!
why did i click on the thumbnails when my stomach is already feeling queasy?
oh and i'm sure it's been mentioned, but nice self inflicted scratch on those milky cottage cheese legs...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 7:49pm.
I'm pretty sure DeeDee started it with comparing herself to that woman from Houston! It went all downhill from there.
Color me shocked. Compared herself in the sense they're both of the female-gender-type persuasion?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Sheeps! I'm pretty sure DeeDee started it with comparing herself to that woman from Houston! It went all downhill from there..LOL
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Nitty, I really appreciate your help. And Deb's too, if she's still here. I am getting excited!
On topic: Cottage cheese.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 7, 2008 - 7:45pm.
hahaha. Yeah, it's scary when JD's ass looks better than her face. Well, at least she has a beautiful soul.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 10:39pm.
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Hey Sheeps; Yeh she does look the best doesn't she? Who'd a thunk it? Isn't she old enough to be PP's mother? (Giving hope to women of a "certain age" across the globe). Wouldn't want her face though. She's veering into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Joe, am on the Rock for 2 more days (heavy sigh), then back across the pond, Houston in a few weeks.
And armour? My middle name is Armadillo. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Hi, Nitty. What's all this boob talk on MS? Just the usual locker-room boasting?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
IG, Holy Crap..I'll post my email to you at another time..there's a snert alert right now..I'm heading out to Cali for three weeks near the beginning of June. Eeeps. Hope you get here before that...If not, be ready for the California to Houston Translation tour when I return!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Joe! G'day!
ONT: 80-yr-old Janice Dickinson looks the best of all the flashers.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Hi Nitty,
Are you feeling better? I heard you were sick.(feeling ill type sick, I mean)
Mushy Barton ass does look nasty! Where is James Haven when you need him?
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I use to love cottage cheese with sliced peaches. Not.Anymore.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Whoa! All my favorite people in one place! Hey IG and Sheeps. No IG, to answer your question I'm still in Australia. Are you in Houston yet?? Dying to know how it is, if so, but I'm veering dangerously off-topic here..
On-topic: This is why I wear a suit of armour to the beach.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Nitty, I wish I knew exactly when! Three weeks-ish? I cannot frickin' wait--- my bones need thawing out!
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But then again, what do I know?
Sheeps!! Heyo, my sexy wooly friend! IG, when should I expect to pick you up at the airport?
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
It would have been easier to write an article about celebs that didn't have cellulite.
PP the International High Fashion Model won't be waving this article in everybody face.
At least PP doesn't seem to have those arm flaps.
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JOE!! Is it really you? Are you home? How was it? Do you find that I'm asking you a lot of questions? ♥
On topic: I was going to have cottage cheese tomorrow as part of my well-balanced diet, but I changed my mind.
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But then again, what do I know?
Hey, Joe. I bet PP loved it anyway: it's the cover of a national rag.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 10:27pm
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Heehee *snort*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Joe, they called her a "star." She's heading to the plastic surgeon tomorrow to get more added to her face cuz she thinks it'll get her on even more covers!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 10:14pm.
sadly no, Im not
PP must have been ready to drink bleach when she saw those thighs in all their glory on the front page..think she's flashing that cover to the paps outside The Ivy..hmm I think not.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
almost everybody has cellulite, even skinny people who work out all the time (like me). It is genetic and related to hormones and there is really nothing you can do to get rid of it. Why do guys not understand this?
Newport, it's okay. I understand the irresistable pull of Tiramisu! LOL
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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OMG, Yiooo...I beg you please give us all a warning so we can go refill our glasses or bowls or perscriptions, if you are about to announce that you are Rocky's mother!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
God, she looks like crap for 29.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
NitWhity, and all others's
Mrs. Kravitz and Dawniedawndawn would nail me to the Cross if I went against there opinion...
To tell the truth...somebody else needs "the Wood"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 7, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 7:07pm.
I wonder if Giselle has cellulite.
- Yes, it's called Tom Brady.
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Actually she does!! I know from a friend of mine who is a reporter she is from Rio de Janeiro and she covered a fashion show where Giselle was. This was two years ago...and she was front row of the entire show, and that was the first think she told us, that Giselle has cellulite, it made all of us feel better!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by ExoticPittsburgh on May 7, 2008 - 9:57pm.
he should have a reality show were he looks for the next big famewhore , Americas Next Famewhore, I know my kid is a attentionwhore, i am full of ideas
Phoebe Price's # 1 Fan
Oh my God....This is gonna be a big blow to her (posing) career..........as we all know Shauna Sands is not too far behind!!! I am deeply sad! Oh well, Our ICON/ International Sensation/ Heroine, better get herself together with poise, class and dignity and stage an impromptu photo Op ( hey it works for Denise Richards, u know redemption )with a big lard of makeup and foundation, tomorrow at the beach or heck.....wear a thong in front of Kitson! She better do this or she'll lose her legions of fans all over the world!!!
PS: as to PP vs Shauna Sands, i do believe that PP exudes more class and conviction! and she won by the cheeckbones!
Debfrmhell and DawnieDawnDawn
I'll bring the nachos! Mrs. Kravitz has a kick ass avacado dip!! Sploshing all around!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Sorry, Blanche. No James Haven in site, these days. We can only pray, Guess you're stuck with me! And yes, actually. I do know what happened to Baby Jane. *walks off humming a familiar tune*
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
James Haven! My next Husband?? Where has he been sited????? My loins yearn.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I think that Michael K has had some positive influence on pop culture. He should frame this cover as evidence. It's absurd and yet a great acheivement. I admire it. Great job.
Socky, I can get my mitts on some Patron for and i have all the diet Coke in the world wide world!
And BBQ...no visible cottage cheese. (I wear sweats!)
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