Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Look Who's On The Cover Of This Week's National Enquirer.....
Recognize those New England clam chowder thighs on the left? Of course you do. It's posing for the cameras which means it can only be the International sensation known as Phoebe Denise Price! FAME! PP better hike up her chicken cutlets and proudly pose with this National Enquirer cover for the paps. PP got a cover! Enquirer this week, The Globe next week and then the world!
The Enquirer used a picture from this set of pictures of PP at the beach from a week ago or so.
Below are some other pictures of National Enquirer cover girl, PP, walking the stroll in Beverly Hills a few days ago.
ONTD, Wenn
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PP! Cellulite???!!YOU?? I'm shocked, well maybe not. =>**
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Socky, I know!! Somewhere, there's a pink Vespa roaming the streets, and James Haven is making the world a prettier place. :)
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Yeah, when James Haven shows up, the recent comments section on the right...lights up! There's this collected dreamy sigh that floats across the comments. I hope he reads that we want to see him again. He's a sweet soul.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 7, 2008 - 9:31pm.
@Socky, i am not sure it is safe either **shutters**can I come hide in your hamper so that we can sniff the premium dryer sheets?
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Hi! Deb! I ain't thinking fruit when I see that cottage cheese. Yuck! Uh...about the sharing my premium dryer sheets. I gotta see some ID!! LOL
You can hide in my hamper! Lots of room for everybody! Got a nice new one! TigerLilly peed on my old one and I decided to upgrade! Ha!
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Socky, I know!! Somewhere, there's a pink Vespa roaming the streets, and James Haven is making the world a prettier place. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Hi Socky... *waving* Where is James Haven, anyway? It IS nasty!
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I don't know where he is...but he's been missing for weeks. I keep hoping that when I log on, he'll be here telling us the latest escapades and making us all laugh. I miss him....*sad face*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@Socky, i am not sure it is safe either **shutters**can I come hide in your hamper so that we can sniff the premium dryer sheets?
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Hi Socky... *waving* Where is James Haven, anyway? It IS nasty!
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But then again, what do I know?
*opening lid to hamper* In the words of James "Heaven" *dreamy sigh*..."That's just nasty!" *shouting* We miss you James Haven!
*closing lid*
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Air sign men sometimes aquire their own sense of style.
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Ok got to go. It is late. See you later sluts.
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He's a...gotta look it up...Libra.
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
Mrs K. was he born in Feb?
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Good sex helps.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 7, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Yes, yes I am Joey. It's true.
Zomay-- I could tell you stories! I complained about Pudge's, ahem, "sense of style" to a friend and she accused me of being shallow. Then she met him. Afterwards she turned to me and said, "I see what you mean."
I love him like a rock, though.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
How does PP support herself? I don't get it. Is she a waitress or a prostitute?
Mrs K your a SAINT for marrying pudge under those conditions...I remember those shoes at the Nordstorms outlet...even the illegal aliens would not buy them.....I condole you.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Boy I am getting sick of that price lady hanging around town waiting for the paps to snap her picture. Doesn't she have a job to go to?
Mrs K. thats not shallow.
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Can't MK get any decent male semi-porn on line to balance out this travesty of cottage cheese?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Yes, Sperry Topsiders.
Very, um..."preppy."
Anyway, Pudge's were tricolored and I couldn't get passed it; yes, I am shallow, but he managed to win me over with his wit and charm.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Mrs.Kravitz that is astounding. I have seen those shoes many times and never knew they had a name. I see a lot of boat guys wear those things.
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Zomay--these are
classic topsiders
Now...imagine them yellow, red and green.
Go ahead, I dare you.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
jesus christ. I'm described as having a boyish build, which I'm now thanking god for.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Ah Mrs. K I might regret asking, but what is a tricolored Topsider?
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Submitted by Gry on May 7, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Righty-o. If you look at girl babies they even have cellulite. It's a female thing. Some afflicted worse. Thanks to The Gods I dodged that bullet (taking swig of wine..gulp.)
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
@BB
You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 7:07pm.
I wonder if Giselle has cellulite.
- Yes, it's called Tom Brady.
Love your new sig btw.
TEAM CORLEONE!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Yes, I can zomay--CHEAP ASS SHOES!
I'll tell you what, sistah. If I had seen Pudge's feet that first night I met him (at an S&M bar, I mean, a birthday party) I would have never gone out with him.
The first time I went to his place I saw *tricolored Topsiders* in his bedroom. That was bad enough. By the time I had seen his feet he had already eaten tiramisu off my breasts so it was essentially a done deal.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Mrs.Kravitz the picture is fake true. But can you explain the bottom of her feet? Now that is disgusting. I have turned down some pretty hot dates just because they wore flip flops on the first date. I HATE seeing feet on the first date. I know it is anal.
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I wonder if Giselle has cellulite.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Submitted by areyoushaved on May 7, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Flisted? Hmmmm, and how long has this site been around?
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
PP called a star? Proof positive the Enquirer has no idea what the hell they are ever talking about. With that said, PP is creaming her panties because she was called a star (despite the unflatering pics).____________________________________________
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All Right!! Check out the sonic wedgie on the fatty in the black bikini bottoms down on the right! Wish I could claim that as my handy work but my arms couldn't stretch that far around.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Didn't we all know Ellen had cellulite?
BTW, I have cellulite and I'm proud. It's an ugly part of being a woman so STFU.
Wow, this has got to be one of the tackiest, trashiest covers I´ve seen... LOL
You just know when she saw this cover PP's hand shot straight to her clit. She probably climaxed before they rang up her Doritos and Nair.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Biologically, women are programmed to store fat in their thighs for survival. It's not their fault and I don't consider most if not all of the women featured here as being overweight. It's just a genetic imperative that doesn't have a kill switch simply because of modern changes in beauty and lifestyle.
Doesn't the National Enquirer have any better to do than report on D-celebrities?
How I long for the old days when they chased UFO stories.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I have the symmetry and proportions of a Michaelangelo sculpture and my skin is as smooth as carrera marble.
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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Ironically enough, earlier today Kim Kardashian admitted to having cellulite removal.
At least she's honest!!!
Story and photos here:
http://www.flisted.com/27723/kim-kardashian-admits-to-cellulite-removal/
Guess Paris can’t call say Kim’s ass is like “cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag” anymore.
HA!
Women get cellulite after they start or withdraw birth-control pills.
I'm size 2 and I'm on a sea food diet (I eat all that I see), but I don't have any cottage cheese.
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Rise against $cientology - MAY 10th - worldwide protest. Also in your city.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 7, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Sorry joey! I meant the "guess who" on the lower right with the black bikini bottoms. I just assumed that everyone knew Phoebe, since she's an international model and all.
Nothing to do now but fire up another bowl.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Liposuction, which extracts fat from under the skin, is not effective for cellulite reduction and may exacerbate the cosmetic problem. Dieting does not get rid of the dimpled appearance, but a balanced diet and exercise may help to reduce the fat content within the distorted cells, reducing their contribution to the dimpling
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NO sadly i didnt get to see that.
BUT i did see a turtle try to poke his head into a panda's no no hole.
Smoking, lack of exercise, tight clothes, high heeled shoes, and sitting or standing in a single position of long periods have all been correlated with an increase in cellulite. A high stress lifestyle will cause an increase in the catecholamine hormones.
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NO sadly i didnt get to see that.
BUT i did see a turtle try to poke his head into a panda's no no hole.
It doesn't matter how much you work out, if you have cellulite you will always have it. Why do they have to pinpoint people with it? I want to see the photographer's and magazine editor's asses, please. I bet none of it is pretty!
Hormones play a dominant role in the formation of cellulite. Estrogen is the most important hormone. It seems to initiate, and aggravate cellulite.
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NO sadly i didnt get to see that.
BUT i did see a turtle try to poke his head into a panda's no no hole.
@Mrs. K:
You bet. I am, even at my thinnest, a zaftig gal. And I just don't get cellulite. I would rather have my body sans cheese than be thin with dimples!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Wooo Wooo. PP is moving on up.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I think they used a special filter with photoshop or something to bring out the ripples on the back of the thighs. Basically, its genetic and you can't get rid of it without lipo.