Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Look Who's On The Cover Of This Week's National Enquirer.....
Recognize those New England clam chowder thighs on the left? Of course you do. It's posing for the cameras which means it can only be the International sensation known as Phoebe Denise Price! FAME! PP better hike up her chicken cutlets and proudly pose with this National Enquirer cover for the paps. PP got a cover! Enquirer this week, The Globe next week and then the world!
The Enquirer used a picture from this set of pictures of PP at the beach from a week ago or so.
Below are some other pictures of National Enquirer cover girl, PP, walking the stroll in Beverly Hills a few days ago.
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Why does PP always there with her mom? (it's 5th pic on the background) Ok, she lives with her, but when I see her mom so often, I feel like I'm living with PP's mom!
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Well, these pictures certainly make me feel a little less gross. See, I lost the genetic lottery, so not only do I have cellulite, but stretchmarks as well. If I was a celebrity, I'd never leave the house without wearing a burqa.
Frito
I know some women, no matter how big they get, no cellulite, others, no matter how thin they get they always have it. I have one friend who has it only if she gains weight and tips the scales at a certain amount.
It's very individual and very genetic.
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NO sadly i didnt get to see that.
BUT i did see a turtle try to poke his head into a panda's no no hole.
I seriously thought that it was Asshole Simpson at first...not PP!
What sucks...is that TONS of women, skinny and fat both have that damn cellulite! The sun hits it just right(or should i say wrong!) and whammo...ripply thighs. Sad but true. :(
Submitted by li_li bogota on May 7, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Wow how pathetic. Those pictures are completely doctored!
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You bet, Brit is not fat and is now a size ZERO and Mimi has a 18” waist line & her pictures have no photoshop and only cellulite is added to PP’s photos.
We are not in a war, the economy is the best ever and gas prices are at a all time low of 25 cent a gal. Whatever you are smoking, can you share it with the rest of us?
In Phoebe's defense I must say those phots ARE photoshopped. She does not have that much dairy product on her thighs.
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NO sadly i didnt get to see that.
BUT i did see a turtle try to poke his head into a panda's no no hole.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 7, 2008 - 6:03pm.
How the hell do you get rid of cellulite, anyway?
With a Hoover. Seriously, you can't get rid of it without removing it, you can lessen the appearance but unless you remove it you're stuck with it.
Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 3:27pm.
That has got to be the biggest let down in "guess who" history. 99% of the readers are not even gonna know who she is. Most will ask for their money back. I want some money back just for responding to this thread.
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Exactly. I thought that the tabloids and magazines expressly put certain people on the cover in order to sell copies of their rag. No one even knows who she is.
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NO sadly i didnt get to see that.
BUT i did see a turtle try to poke his head into a panda's no no hole.
OHHHH Its breakfast time where I live and that is enough to make me vom into my wheaties.
Shanas
And somewhere in cyberspace, Sam Breakstone is furiously rubbing one out.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Christmas on a Cracker Deb!!! IT"S PHOEBE's Sealtest Cottage Cheese Ass...walking her doggie on the beach........(ouch,ouch,ouch....MommieNewportjoey is wacking me with her knuckes from Heaven, ouch, ouch, ouch.....I KNOW reading these tabloids are a VENIAL SIN....>I KNOW)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That has got to be the biggest let down in "guess who" history. 99% of the readers are not even gonna know who she is. Most will ask for their money back. I want some money back just for responding to this thread.
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Wow how pathetic. Those pictures are completely doctored!
The best headline from the Weekly World News was the toilet that was possessed by Satan!
*Sigh* I feel nostalgic.
My sister in law once asked me if the pants she was wearing made her look fat. I told her that it wasn't the pants, it was the cellulite. She never asked again.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
This Phoebe Denise Price is one of the most pathetic fucking fools in hollywood.
She is not a dancer, not a singer, I am not sure if she is a pole dancer or stripper? But she sure has nothing to offer the world at this point EXCEPT, this ugly whore wants to be famous.
What is it with some people who day dream of being someone famous or important when they clearly have zero to offer the world of entertainment.
All that cellulite is not helping matters at all. She should think about sucking one of those fat ugly bald high level movie producers and no I am not talking about some of her clients, clearly they are not helping this women.
Oh, there will be NO living with Phoebe now! This is going to totally inflate her ego.
She'll be taking out an in "Variety".
The PP pic reminds me of that scene in Aladdin when he's fighting the giant Jafar snake & Laddie says "You want to be a Genie? You got it! And everything that comes with it!!!"
Subsitute "Genie" with "Famous."
I admit I loved the Weekly World News, but then again I was a fan of Mad as a teen.
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 7, 2008 - 5:10pm.
LOL! So who the frig was it?!!!!
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God I hope it's Denise Richards!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Note to DListed Sluts (Bat-Boy is in The Globe)
(Ouch,,,,smacked upside the head from heaven by Newportjoey's Mother)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
This cover should please the many fat-asses who frequent my local Jewel. You know the ones that use their shopping carts as a walker because they can't be bothered to stand up and walk for themselves?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
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Wow, I can't believe Mischa Barton.
Oh, get a fucking JOB PP! Maybe you can bus tables at the Ivy instead of standing around there all day pretending you actually can afford to EAT.
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DEB, you outted Joey,,,,I read this in the line at the grocery store yesterday. I still look over my shoulder expecting my mother to smack me upside my head while she growls under her breathe "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING READING THAT CRAP".
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Deb on May 7, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by mike on May 7, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Didn't that esteemed publication feature "Bat Boy" on a regular basis?
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Bat Boy was a hot bitch. Whatever happened to him anyway? Remember when tabloids were fun, and they had all the kick ass stories about gay chickens and shit?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by mike on May 7, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Didn't that esteemed publication feature "Bat Boy" on a regular basis?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The Guess Who? figure resembles a Sasquatch from the back. Who is that?!
Hey you get off my cloud...
How the hell do you get rid of cellulite, anyway?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by mike on May 7, 2008 - 5:01pm.
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"You're the only person I know who refers to Weekly World News as 'the paper'".
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
man, cellulite really is the least of PP's problems.
and it doesn't matter what weight you are, even size 0's can have it. so if you don't have it, be thankful. i have huge cartons of cheese.
Submitted by Deb on May 7, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Oh, I haven't seen it. I just assumed it was Phoebe Price. Shit, I quit looking at the magazines in the supermarket check-out aisle when the Weekly World News ceased publication.
Submitted by No Words on May 7, 2008 - 5:52pm.
*high fives back*
Genes count, most of the women on my mothers side has or had great legs no matter what size they were.
Micheal K made a star out of PP.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Here is my take on this: Some people must just naturally be more susceptible to cellulite. I am 40, not nearly as thin as some of these women, and I really haven't got much cottage cheese. Occasionally if I sit a certain way and really squish my thigh I see a dimple or two, but DAMN!
Like I said I am heavier than some of these chicks and I just don't get where the dimples are coming from
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I read somewhere that some of the weight loss methods that these Hollywood women do, like Liposuction and what not, can lead to more cellulite, due to the sudden loss of that extra padding.
However, this is the National Enquirer, aren't they known to doctor pics?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by mike on May 7, 2008 - 4:52pm.
The readers of The National Enquirer know Phoebe Price?!? Regardless, a lot of people are going to be disappointed when they open the magazine and see who the big GUESS WHO is.
Hey Mike! Did you actually buy the rag, or did you browse in line at the grocery store?
Who is it anyway?
TELL US!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Screw the cottage cheese stuff, Mariah has on a different veil in the photos on their cover, whats that about?
Does the Enquirer photoshop everything?
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Go, PP! She'd better bring the Enquiror to the Ivy or I'll be very disappointed.
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Why are there no men on the cover? I'm sure there are some men with cheesy asses.
We all know Mischa Barton is skinny-fat. Janice Dickenson is 70, so she'll have pockets of fat. The rest of the pics look highly doctored. Phoebe Price is crazy and ubiquitous, but she ain't fat like that photo! Very white skin shows more fat, that's why some of us prefer our thighs tan!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Has PP done anything newsworthy yet, like I don't know, GET A JOB?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The sad thing is, I DID recognize those thighs. And the hat, hair, bathing suit, and skin. EFF YOU MK lol.
Obviously these women have cellulite but some of these pics have definitely been photoshopped to make it look worse than it is. Also, cellulite is a genetic thing so regardless of how thin some women are, they are still suseptible to cellulite, especially if they aren't doing any kind of resistance training to tone the muscles in their lower body.
Phoebe finally made the cover of a magazine! Too bad her cottage cheese is the only thing they wanted to use her for. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
This is just low. There's no need to put this on the cover of a magazine and no one wants to see it either.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by joanne on May 7, 2008 - 3:47pm
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I'm 51, too! *high fives to joanne*
My thighs don't look anything like that...good genes, maybe? Plus I ride my bike all summer.
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The readers of The National Enquirer know Phoebe Price?!? Regardless, a lot of people are going to be disappointed when they open the magazine and see who the big GUESS WHO is.
Splosh PP
Pineapple to go with that Cottage Cheese. I think her left knee pit tried to committ suicide.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 4:45pm.
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I agree. I'm heavier than they are and don't have that degree of cellulite. I think it's like stretch marks, some people are more prone to get them while others don't get them at all.
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I'm 32, had 3 kids and have barely ANY cellulite.
Don't these twats exercise?
DAMN!