Wednesday, May 7th 2008

Which One Of These Idol Skanks Went Home?

And who made the final 3? I know your ass is just dripping with anticipation. Find out who went home after the jump. JUMP!!!!

Good bong to Jason Castro! The stoner has left the building....to smoke a joint in his van in the parking lot. The bitch was seriously over it. Jason basically moped through the opening number. He looked like he would have rather been taking a doody than perform on that stage with those hacks.

During the Q&A, they were asked what the hardest thing to overcome was, he answered, "uh....the brain being dead." Hell yeah!!! That's the result of major baking. He should lay off the weed for a couple of seconds though. Yeah, that's impossible. Castro without a joint is like Wonky McValtrex without a dick in her vag.

I'm sure Castro is going to celebrate by hitting his vaporizer hard tonight.

Syesha is next and then smug ass David Cook and dorky ass Archie will dick fight it out. If it was up to Gaycrest, they would dick fight in his mouth. Gaycrest cannot stop touching the dudes. I feel violated every time I see him grope David Cook.

I can't wait for this to be over!!! We're....almoooost....there....

Click here to see Stoney McStoner's elimination.

Posted by: Michael K


Vaysha's picture

I'm going to miss his slacker antics. He was entertaining and made me laugh every single week.
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I was thinking Bob Marley. Yeah!........Jason Castro

BrooklynLillies's picture

WHOAAAAAAAAAAA.... first, once the dreads form, you most certainly can and do wash the scalp so slow your roll about white people and dreads. SECOND..what is this insane myth being perpetuated about black scalps not secreting as much oil? Are you INSANE? What biology class did that bullcrap tidbit become urban legend in? For the record, unless ANY of you alleged hair professionals (definitely not bio majors I assure you) have personally checked the texture of this kids head, SHUT UP. Really your comments and then attempt at support by falasy presented as fact is making us laugh to hard!

Castro, realized he is in over his head. No shame in his game he did a good job with what he has but ya know what he recognized it is time to bounce and he was comfortable with it. He is young but more importantly inexperienced. You have no idea how overwhelming it is to get to your dream and realize you are not ready for it unless you experience it. So shut up.

Now, stop the bull***t about glands and secretions before I put you ALL in a basic bio college course. ABSURD STATEMENTS!

So black hair can go a long time without washings (in fact, it's recommended to wash black hair once every two weeks)

I've smelled many a black scalp that made me want to upchuck especially when thay add pink oil.

Dreadlocks reek on anyone that doesn't shampoo often and that includes black people.

I'm sure this has already been said a thousand times, but white people really should not be allowed to have dreadlocks. Ever. I don't care if you're stranded on an island like Tom Hanks for 15 years, find a seashell and shave your head. Anything but dreadlocks. Please. Thank you

A seashell ??? Cute.

No one who skips showers should be allowed to have dreadlocks.

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Submitted by Verbatim on May 8, 2008 - 10:41am.

Jason wanted to be sent home. He has been pushing to be sent home since the mid-season. He was intentionally screwing up. I don't believe Castro he really couldn't remember the lyrics to "Mr. Tambourine Man," a song about drugs and getting high. He did in fact mumble "don't vote" at the end. He sobataged himself intentionally.

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What's cool about being an asshat, and taking a position that some poor kid would have loved to be in?

Submitted by denise13 on May 8, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

Whats with all the comments about white people should'nt have dreads? If white people cant have dreads then I dont want to see another black person with blonde hair or red hair or straight hair

Its a free country, people can do whatever they want with their hair.

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I know what you're saying, but let me explain something to you about the difference between black dreads and white dreads. Black hair is very dry and black scalps secrete little oil. So black hair can go a long time without washings (in fact, it's recommended to wash black hair once every two weeks). White hair secretes more oil, so dreads wind up stinking no matter how much you clean them. Get it?

denise13's picture

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

Whats with all the comments about white people should'nt have dreads? If white people cant have dreads then I dont want to see another black person with blonde hair or red hair or straight hair

Its a free country, people can do whatever they want with their hair.

zoloftpony's picture

Every time I see Syesha I keep wanting her to sing the theme to the MedVance commercials she's on that they how OVER AND OVER AND OVER where I live.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=teDx98nMlEM

Apparently, that one is for a Baton Rouge campus, but it's the same one they show in West Palm Beach. They are polluting the country.

"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

Jason wanted to be sent home. He has been pushing to be sent home since the mid-season. He was intentionally screwing up. I don't believe Castro he really couldn't remember the lyrics to "Mr. Tambourine Man," a song about drugs and getting high. He did in fact mumble "don't vote" at the end. He sobataged himself intentionally.

Cool

laughsloud's picture

Gawd..Tuesdays and Wednesdays and then all day Thursday this crazy lyric would run thru my head...
I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Finally I can smoke to joints with Jason!
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..

tree's picture

I want to pummel Archuleta. Nasal, mouth breathing, annoying, no personality. He will have the same fan base as the Gayken. You watch.

Cook is a douche poser. I bet he'd shave his head except then they would say he's trying to be Daughtry, who is also a douche poser.

Sayesha is just not that interesting.

Yes, I liked stoner boy. He actually seemed real, and like he didn't give a shit, which was hilarious.

Will I watch now? Sadly, I probably will. I told myself I was not watching this season and got sucked in again. Next year, I can't even let myself watch the first few "funny" episodes, because this is what happens. It's a drug.

D.R.'s picture

Artistry? What was Paula watching?

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m's picture

Hopefully all of stoner's fans will start voting for Sayesha and David Cook so that little Tiny-Tim wanna-be can get packin'. Broadway's calling little boy... hurry along.

And by 'Broadway' I mean your middle school's spring play.

Mel-Tang's picture

Too bad he's gone. I liked him the best. VERY talented, original and fun. And he seems really sweet. Oh well.
Now back to the cookie cutters and the ones AMERICAN IDOL PRODUCERS want to win and push on the public.

Boooring.

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Mopa's picture

I've never seen someone so happy to leave a show. Good for you Jason. You didn't let them change you. He was very entertaining, not even for his singing. He was the only reason I could sit through the show. It sucks so bad now. It gets worse every year.

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soul's picture

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i stopped watching after Fantasia; rooting for David Cross cause he's a local boy.

Candy Blackmail's picture

There's a big hoo-ha on TMZ that claims Castro mouthed "don't vote" when it was his turn to have people call in.

This show has went past its expiration date and it's time to be cancelled.
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Submitted by Cara on May 8, 2008 - 2:53am.
I'm sure this has already been said a thousand times, but white people really should not be allowed to have dreadlocks. Ever.

I've been saying this for years myself. They sell stuff to clean them, but white guys with dreadlocks still end up smelling like a used dish rag all the time.

Get rid of the mormon boy, he's so tiresome

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chrissy poo's picture

ok, the mormon boy is getting on my nerves...he is such a little 'tard! he needs a good can of personality, maybe he should go smoke out with jason c...or maybe he did, and that is his problem. why does he always seem so shocked when they say he does a good job? mock humility is tres annoying. he needs to OPEN HIS EYES ALL THE WAY and find something interesting to say other than "garsh, golly, shucks, thank you paula/randy/simom...gee whiz"...i need to go vomit now

Cara's picture

I'm sure this has already been said a thousand times, but white people really should not be allowed to have dreadlocks. Ever. I don't care if you're stranded on an island like Tom Hanks for 15 years, find a seashell and shave your head. Anything but dreadlocks. Please. Thank you.

Ella's picture

I'm surprised Syesha stayed for so long. No worry, after Idol, it will be 'Syesha who?'

Jason Castro is cute but weird. He will certainly be remembered.

I still remember that hot airhead Ace Young **sigh**.

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More importantly, who wins Rock the Cradle tomorrow?!?!
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Manimal5's picture

The only American Idol contestant that I listen to is Daughtry and he didn't even win.

As far as this group goes, nobody there that I like.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 9:41pm.
I have been so over this show for about 2 years now.
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Me too! I used to be all over AI, but ever since the season the gray haired dude won...I just havent ever goten back into it. This guy is supper hot and he tokes....one more plus and im gonna be officially in love!!!

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parissucksliterally's picture

I have been so over this show for about 2 years now.

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SpacemanSpiff's picture

I hope that squinty little boy goes next.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Jebus, I knew Forest Gump was going to take it. Thank god I don't watch this shit.

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NitWitty's picture

I'm out. Keep up the funny, Sluts!!

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soul's picture

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David Cooks safe!YES! :)

Nell's picture

That was a weird night. Jason seemed like his was begging to go home.

He really does look like a young Travolta with dreads.

I cannot stand Darth/David Archuleta. His runs give me the runs. Just sing the friggin song Mormon boy.

Ok, I feel better now.

NitWitty's picture

Sorry, Joey. I don't have the Tiramisu! :( Mrs. K said she had it earlier, that's why I thought you were going with her! LOL All I got is some of PP's cottage cheese. But I do make a pretty good grilled cheese samich if that does anything for ya.

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Newportjoey's picture

Hmm Nitwitty, throw some tiramasue at my flawless face!!

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"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

platypus's picture

nitwitty- I don't watch this mess! I don't give a shit
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Bella's picture

I thought he was hot in the beginning... Then I realized how much he looked like Lisa Edelstein (Dr Cuddy from House) which made it too weird...

NitWitty's picture

Platy..sorry so long in getting back..LOL..Minor family issues...Feel free to oggle away. My daughter thought he was uberliscious as did my hair dresser. LOL! Sorry, you won't get to look at him again on AI tho :(

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moonkween's picture

'sOK, platy.....i also thought he was quite endearing (and h-o-t) when the show first started.

those eyes.

that smile.

yowza!

and i'm a 32yo (married/mom) laaaaaady :-)

hey, he's 21....he's legal, right?

-moonkween

Aunt Bea's picture

I'm bored with dred boy. At first his 'aw shucks' personality was cute now it's fucking irritating.

platypus's picture

nitwitty- I'm an under thirty female

It's embarrassing because he's a fucking REALITY TV STAR

nobody with credible anything

and dreads
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Mildred Pierce's picture

Why didn't they send them ALL home ~ it would've saved time!

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dc's picture

Can't seem to login and comment using Firefox. Not being an ass, I'm just saying.

I bet a lot of stoners from his home town are glad they'll have their dealer back at least until the karoake summer tour begins. Smoke em while ya can, bitches.

NitWitty's picture

@Platy..depends if you are a man or a woman and after that if you are over or under the age of 30.

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platypus's picture

Is it wrong to think bitch was hot?
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moonmaid's picture

He looked seriously relieved. Dread-boy was out of his league, and he knew it.

As soon as he made the brain-being-dead comment, I turned to my daughter and said, I wonder what Michael K is going to say about that remark!

Thanks for not letting me down, MK!

I am so happy he is gone. I really detested him from the start, I thought he had no talent beyond the local open mic.

Mejinn's picture

Now he can retire back to his bongwater swamp with a hacky sack floating in it, patchouli, and three day old piss. That is, if he can remember where it is.

donttellharry's picture

i love Castro, but im secretly glad he went home. he is so much better than this fuckery.
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NitWitty's picture

Ooohhh...I know! I know! *waving arm furiously* Pick me! Pick me! *yawns then thud*

~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~

Shanas's picture

he must be relieved ... more bong time

Shanas

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