Sad Clown Baby Is Not Amused

"Heeeeeelooooooo, is it me you're loooking for?"

Harlow Winter Kate is like 4-months old and she already has 2 magazine shoots under her belt. She should try out for "America's Next Top Model" next season. Can she smile with her eyes? Well, it wasn't really Harlow's choice to pose for these shoots. She's not into this shit. She's looking for the exit. Unfortunately sad clown baby, you're stuck!

Nicole Richie whored out her baby Harlow for Harper's Bazaar. Don't judge Nicole! What else does she have to do? She probably doesn't cook, clean, work or change diapers. She has to fill her schedule with something she can entertain her brain with.

Harlow better have been paid a shit load for this mess, because it interrupted her 20-hour nap.

Visit HB to see more pictures of sad clown baby with two dbags

Posted by: Michael K

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Nicole Richie

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 9:19am.

Lionel looks younger than he did back in the 80's

remember when Michael Jackson was on top of the world with Thriller and Prince and Lionel Richie basically got shutout with Purple Rain and All Night Long?

if you knew then what you know now, lol

the baby is cute and I wanna pinch her litle cheeks!

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Submitted by DivineMsM on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 9:19am.

personally, i think she is gorgeous!! so cute! :)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 9:12am.

Submitted by Mopa on May 8, 2008 - 7:06am.

How funny is the look on Harlow's face in the second thumbnail? It looks like she is looking at them thinking 'shit, are those my parents?'

LMAO I was thinking the same thing! hahahaha
She is a cutie pie, but she looks like a heap of trouble in about 10 yrs. Devious. lol

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Submitted by totally hot nickname on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 9:10am.

Wow...Harlow is like a baby body with a chubby 20 year old face. Can't deny who her daddy is.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 9:08am.

Cute baby. But she has those Madden eyes. Eeek.

Anyway, both of these people are douches.

But I like babies. They're cute and it's not Harlow's fault her parents are douches

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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:50am.

No-talent cunt Nicole should really get a job. Hate her and her cunt ways. Cunt, cunt, cunt.

Submitted by TrickyB on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:42am.

Lionel Richie wearing a shirt that says "Hello" is brilliant.

Submitted by Ama on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:41am.

I agree with D. I don't know what Douche Madden was talking about when he said she looked just like her mom because that baby looks exactly like his dumbass.

Submitted by nessmess on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:39am.

awww MK doesn't Harlow melt your cold ass heart?
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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:30am.

Adorable baby. I don't think there's anything wrong with her selling the pictures. If anything, it's better if people see the baby than the paparazzi doing crazy acrobatics to get the first picture and such. She's not "pimping" out her daughter, she's just selling family pictures, so what.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:24am.

I love the look on the kids face in the family photo. She's looking at her dad like she's never seen him before, or maybe he farted or something.

Submitted by Atlgirl on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:23am.

The expression on Harlow's face in the second thumbnail is HILARIOUS... and telling... :)

Submitted by D on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:18am.

Damn.

That baby looks JUST like it's douchebag dad.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:14am.

she is a pretty thing! hope Nicole's happy. I like her so much more than skanky mcherpy.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 05/08/2008 - 8:14am.

I can't believe Lionel's shirt says: Hello. lolol
The baby is adorable...Just give it fifteen years, course they're startin them younger now days, so maybe only 12 years.

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