Not A Joke
Entertainment Weekly has the first pictures of Josh Brolin as George W. Bush and Elizabeth Banks as Laura Bush for the movie "W." Unfortunately, this is not directed by Christopher Guest and it's not a comedy. Oliver Stone is directing this ass fuck extravaganza which beings shooting in a couple of weeks.
Elizabeth Banks is no Laura Bush. She looks more like your pill-popping auntie that is on welfare, but wears cheap suits she buys from Filene's Basement to try and look high-class. Josh Brolin looks like a vacuum salesman by day and a child toucher by night.
Kermit and Miss Piggy would have made a better Dubay and Laura.
This Razzie front-runner will also star Thandie Newton as Condi Rice, Jeffrey Wright as Colin Powell, Ellen Burstyn as Barbara Bush, James Cromwell as George Bush and Rob Corddry as Ari Fleischer. My butthole is currently in talks to play Dick Cheney. No deal has been finalized.
Sick. Haven't seen a clip of this mess yet, and it already looks horrible.
And Elizabeth Banks as Laura Bush...GTFOH.
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Josh looks soooooooo old. OMG!
Where are the fucking fans of GWB at who are actually gonna pay to watch this propaganda piece of fuck?? Rich Texas socialites?!
Hot fucking mess.
Stone tries way to hard to be controversial. This movie will probably suck just like the rest of them he has put out within the past decade.
well, at least it will be interesting to see Oliver Stone's vision of the world currently.... ya know, through mushrooms of course
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Maybe Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears can play the Bush twins.
But whos gonna play Jeb?
who did the casting on this piece of shit movie? everyone they've picked looks exactly opposite of who they're potraying...i won't watch the movie anyways...
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The only way this will be fun if there is a side story with Laura having a wicked porn habit and watching it constantly for hours in the white house, when she's not secretly out at strip joints getting lap dances and harassing the dancers.
Rob Corddry?? HOW is this movie not going to be a comedy? And Brolin doesn't even resemble Georgie W. This whole thing is so pathetic.
It will be on video a week after it's released.
Shock to that, it is said that he created a profile on http://www.blackgirlsconnect.com/. he dated some attractive women as a most popular millionaire.
There are some good actors in this: Jeffrey Wright (basquiat, anyone?) , James Cromwell and Ellen Burstyn?!. These people will sink their careers. New agents, all of you- go!
MK, I think your asshole would make a fine Dick Cheney.
So is the pronunciation of this film going to be "dubya?"
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So is this just a rehash of recent history for stoners who will be easily convinced that everything in the world is a plan by the man to take the little guy down.
I mean the man is gonna get yo asses, but....
wait what was i saying? movies blah
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I don't mind them making a movie about this shit-kicker as long as they tell the truth. Which they probably won't.
I loved Josh when he was in that show 'Young Riders'... but this is weird. His dad already played Reagan. And isn't Banks the kinky chick from 40 Year Old Virgin?? Oooh.. I smell Oscar!!!
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Why the hell is Hollywood wasting money & time making a movie about the worst President the USA has ever had?
Geezus...another reason why the entertainment industry suxs.
WOW they did a good makeup job, dude is only 39!
Kermit and Miss Piggy would have made a better Dubay and Laura. lol great line.
I hope Stone stays true to character. The drunk driving accident Mrs. Bush had. The war Mr. Bush missed. You know, the truth.
Oliver Stone has lost his damn mind if he thinks people want to see a movie about the Bushes. We can turn on the tv any day to see enough about them. Why the hell would we pay $10 to see what we can get for free.
Oliver Stone used to be an edgy brilliant director, but now he is just ass cheese.
Now a movie about Bill & Hill & Monica, I would pay to see that.
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They should've gotten the guy that plays W in "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".
People have been living this shit for 8 years now, why would they want to spend their hard-earned money to watch a glossed-over version?
Oliver has run out of ideas and is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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Submitted by MJF on May 8, 2008 - 8:12am.
All the chimps I know have way too much dignity to portray this asshat.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Submitted by Mopa on May 8, 2008 - 9:10am.
Agree with you there, the promos would've been a lot more effective if he ever said something even remotely funny. Same with his commercials for Direct Tv.
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I never wanted to believe that Oliver Stone was crazy, but this just confirms what people have been saying for years and years. Muhfucka has got to be out of his gotdamn mind if he thinks anyone is remotely interested in this son-of-a-bitch and those around him. Ugh! I didn't want to be in a bad mood today!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Neither one of them look anything like the people they are portraying. They should just go the cheap, but much more convincing, route of using a chimp to play Dubya.
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"Submitted by Miss Priss on May 8, 2008 - 8:05am.
Frank Caliendo makes a better Dubya."
I can't even watch Frank Caliendo because his promos and commercials during last seasons baseball playoffs on TBS were so damn disruptive and annoying during the games that I hated him before I ever watched him.
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Frank Caliendo makes a better Dubya...and I like Josh Brolin.
That Elizabeth Banks chick is annoying. And I can already tell she sucks as Laura Bush
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WTF happened to Oliver Stone? He used to be so good and he off and went crazy with the JFK movie and never looked back.
Sad.
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The movie must begin with the vote-count debacle in Florida, then move into the crisis with his daughters' under-age drinking sprees, and take off from there with some other major blunders. That is the only way this story could be interesting. Otherwise, it will be like a propaganda film: "The lovely Bushes and their lovely marriage."
If looking constipated is the new Oscar, Brolin is a shoe-in.
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well said, dear, bravo.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
He doesn't look nearly confused enough to play Dubya, maybe he needs a head injury.
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Wouldn't waste my money to see this.
MK what's up with the site? I sense Dlisted withdrawals coming on today. Help.
When they finally bring this ass clown to trial for crimes against humanity, selling the United States to China, elimanating a whole age group of lower income American young, crippling and cheating our Veterans, and generally fucking up the past 8 years=he can watch this in prison with Rove, Rumsfeld, Rice, Libby and Chaney....
Did I forget anyone Blanche???? Love, Jane Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I will admit, Rob Corddry as Ari Fleischer made me smile.
who is going to go and see this movie?? give me a fucking break.
MK what's going on??
K'mon man! i'm in a bad mood!:(
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
child toucher cracks me the fuck up.
now, it will have a happy ending if dubya goes down in flames.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.