Thursday, May 8th 2008

Anybody But Gaycrest

Ryan Gaycrest already has a radio show, a TV job on E!, American Idol and now comes word that he may violate our TV screens even more. The Scoop reports that Gaycrest is in talks to replace Larry King later next year. CNN must really despise this country.

Gaycrest regularly fills in when Larry goes and gets his heart restarted. A sourcie said that Gaycrest is looking to make a serious change in his career, “He's so serious about his career, but like anyone, he wants it to evolve. Hosting ‘Larry King’ would be perfect for him." If he wants a serious change, might I suggest early retirement? I'm sure there's a deserted island somewhere with his name on it.

A spokeswhore for Gaycrest would not comment.

Don't you fret, this disaster will never take place. Larry King is never retiring, because he will live on forever. Zombies don't die.

Thanks Mike

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Vaysha's picture

If Sprinkles had an original thought in his head, it would die of loneliness.

I was thinking Bob Marley. Yeah!........Jason Castro

LASux's picture

That would be a disaster and one more step in the Dumbing Down of America. Gaycrest has probably never even read a book. He's like neutered tofu.

Santa Ana Winds's picture

When would he find the time? He must never sleep...

Too much overexposure, anyway.

soul's picture

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Ryan for Larry???,,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ChubbyWubby's picture

I actually think he would be a good replacement as opposed to sticking Katie Couric as a serious news anchor, which I knew was going to be a disaster from day one.

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tonicbitch's picture

I think "The View" would be a more appropriate venue for Semencrust.

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madam s.'s picture

It's certainly testament to how stupid most of the people in our country are if there is a continuing demand to see Gaycrest on television.

reinvention's picture

Submitted by Sexysingle on May 8, 2008 - 4:30pm.

I saw the guy at a dating club
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only if by black girls you mean manly man dudes who like other men

yippee!☺

yiooooooo's picture

noooooooooooooo,I think Heather Mills whould be more likable than Gaycrest

Madame Dufarge's picture

All kidding aside someone needs to stop the Gaycrest train. It's mowing over everything.
Perfect time for some naked pictures to surface.
I hope he has a jilted boyfriend out there.

Madame Dufarge's picture

Actually, I think Larry's already dead. It's a classic Weekend at Bernie's routine. Look how closely that pie face is standing to him..

Cubie's picture

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He's supposed to replace REGIS!!

Larry King interviews Eric Clapton (I love this so I've posted it before):

KING: Write your own music?

CLAPTON: Now and then.

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Look on the bright side people!! He might hook up with Anderson Cooper and maybe get caught making out in-between interviews or something. Now that's good TV.

Bella's picture

Usually when people smile they sort of light up, regardless of physical beauty... but not Seacrest, he makes the freakiest face when he smiles! It looks like it´s really hard for him to put up that grin and that he has to strain every muscle in his face in order to accomplish that.

LoLo's picture

Aphid, unlike seacrest, i ride the train with bad kids.

BAD LITTLE KIDS!
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Aphid's picture

Thanks LoLo!
Your siggy is hilarious!

Accidental Sexiness's picture

Blech.....was everyone else just busy?

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LoLo's picture

Aphid
Looking good woman!
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Aphid's picture

Submitted by bluelike on May 8, 2008 - 5:29am
i do not know why many celebrities like to go there.

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OT: I, myself, would love to interview Semencrust. "Why can't you just admit you're a flaming homo robot??"

Stock Broker's picture

So Gaycrest wants to "make a serious change in his career?"

He can start by "acting" like a man and not a wussy douche bag.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 8, 2008 - 6:36am.

He drilled her! "How was the food in prison?" "What are you going to do next?"

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Pootie's picture

Please, please no....Surely you jest? I can't watch him for 10 seconds without breaking into a cold sweat. WTF?

Mopa's picture

Wow, Ryan should be so proud moving the old guys out of the way. First Dick Clark and now Larry King. I'm surprised he didn't take over the Price is Right after Bob Barker left.

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Oomwoc's picture

CNN is going to be as bad as Faux News in the near future if they continue the grab for ratings.

Miss Priss's picture

Ugh. So sick of it.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Sheeps, don't forget how he grilled Paris after jail...wow- he really put her on the spot!

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Seacrest will keep up King's tradition of hard-hitting, probing journalism: "Jamie Lynn, how's the baby going so far?" "Who made your dress?"

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reinvention's picture

so what. larry king is nowhere close to being the journalistic legend he's purported to be. he's a fawning asswipe. gaycrest will fill in for him perfectly.

yippee!☺

LoLo's picture

I think when larry dies, they should put this silly bitchin the ground with him just for that stupid mouth wash commercial he does.

" People like fresh breath"
No shit? Really? Get the fuck out of here!
people LIKE fresh breath.

Id like to smack that smirk off his head.
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Candy Blackmail's picture

I hope Ryan Seacrest is investing in a new set of kneepads to get that coveted position.

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in fact he really did very good, but i hope he can concentrate on his work and his family but spoiled girl on www.intimatemingle.com the free interracial dating club. i do not know why many celebrities like to go there.

Newportjoey's picture

We have a room all ready for Larry. The nearly living legend. Too tell the truth we are fine with Ryan on CNN>...I don't have enough Late Night Gay in my life....

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Mel-Tang's picture

Ugh. I hate when these people are so overexposed. Don't their publicists realize that people start to despise them instead of liking them more?

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mike's picture

When I first saw mentioned, I literally yelled aloud. I despise the Seacrest's ubiquity.

MJF's picture

Does anyone know if this guy is a Scieno? 'Cuz it would appear that he is taking over the television and radio airwaves! It's all part of their master plan!

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parissucksliterally's picture

I think he's perfect to replace Larry. One douche should replace another.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
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