My Hero
49-year-old Cornelia Turner was fulfilling her civic duty by taking part in jury duty in Houston, TX. Cornelia was one of the 20 prospective jurors in a marijuana possession trial. During jury selection, a 45-minute break was called. When the 45 minute break was up, Cornelia was the only one to not return to the courtroom.
The judge in the case was about to issue a bench warrant when he received a call that Cornelia was arrested right outside the criminal courthouse. Cornelia was arrested for smoking a joint. All that talk about weed probably gave her a major craving.
The judge told The Houston Chronicle, "I've had prospective jurors get lost before, but it never occurred to me that they might be getting ready for a marijuana trial by, allegedly, smoking marijuana."
So did she make the jury? You know the defense fought for her hot ass! This woman is seriously my new hero.
Thanks Jennifer
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Funny.. Now she's the real Brave little Toaster.. Dumb ass, smoking that close to court. WTF.. Espec when you have to go back inside.. WTF..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
What? You've never heard of method jurying?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
[again] HOUSTON IN THE MF'N HOUSE!!! Damn thanks for the coverage MK! Shinin' on The Space City!
and it got something to do with WEED too! :o) I used to live down the street from that courthouse when I lived in Downtown. GOOD TIMES!
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Sure that wasn't 'The Houston Girl' who comments on here? I know girl likes to enjoy a joint now and then. Ha ha. :)
Now THAT'S a committed juror who goes the extra mile to more closely inspect the evidence.
I would totally go back and have the worst, out-of-control laughing/giggling fit EVER in the jurors' box.
All that weed talkin' got me tokin'
hahahahahaha
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LMAO!!!
OMG. That shit is HIGHlarious!!!
Bitch is MY hero!
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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver