Thursday, May 8th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Dax Shepard is the poor man's Ashton Kutcher which is saying a lot, because Ashton Kutcher IS the poor man's Ashton Kutcher. Even though Dax might have body, the bitch doesn't do shit for my genitals. He looks like he would fart during boning and think it's funny. Ok, it would be funny, but not coming from him.
And that tattoo is an ugly stamp. It looks like Lindsay Lohan rubbed her crotch all over his shoulder and arm.
Here's Dax being a douche while shooting "When in Rome" in NYC yesterday.
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Only if he wears a bag over his face.
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Fucking gross, I bet he smells like john mayer....
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Okay, I think he has a Zach Braff thing going on and that is 'HWAT'!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
body, 7
face, -100
wrinkles on the back totally destroy that 7
Um... no for me..
the guy and the other guy behind him...
seems better... :P
You might be dating yourself..
no..that would be me.
Squigy...that's an image for the fridge.
I'm too expensive.. plus he's have to promise
to hold that back pose. Was anyone watching?
Besides the photog that shot Star and her new man?
Who casts his ass?
I am i the only one that sees Lenny Kosnowski from Laverne and Shirley here?????
Am i dating myself????
Anyone???
Please?
*hangs head*
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Hell no. I can't get over his documentary role in "Idiocracy."
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FUCK to the Y YES!!!!
the belt-peen look is not cute
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Tick "None comprehended."
Not hot! Would never hit that! He always looks like he's trying to hard to please. His breath stinks of Ashton's dick.
Uh, he is playing a douche in the movie. It's, you know, acting.
My belt is much longer than his. Even if a stylist were to wrap it around a few times, it'd still be longer.
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He WAS funny in Let's Go to Prison with Will Arnett.
I'm more grossed out that he dated kate hudson.
Kristin Bell hits it..
Ew, back fat!
Oh hell yeah!!!!
Especially in a park or woods or alley about 2:00 a.m.! I mean he would totally let you do all the work, then look at you with disgust, zip up and walk away.
He has the meat and the potatos!!
Oh man, you guys are brutal. He DOES look like a dumbass in that pic but I liked him in Lets Go To Prison...
Yesh, I'd hit it :D
Then again, I do roller derby LOL so maybe I'm a little odd. Maybe I have fallen on my head too much but..Hot-Chaaaaaa!!!
-I'm running away now before you all rip me to shreds!!
Yes, I'd hit it...with an Oldsmobile and just for good measure I'd throw it into reverse and do it again.
What kind of douche wears a belt like that?
No fucking way would any part of him get near any part of me.
Damn Dirty Ape!!!
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I agree the body good the face no and he seems like a fucking dork/tool!
Not hot, at all.
Maybe the body, if he didn't have that horrid old tree tattoo (I think that's what it is) and the leather wristbands.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 12:47pm.
LCT.. OK back from nappy time.. Damn that was short. No, thank you very much, I wasn't pilled up b/c I have herp.. ruuude! I just likes my pill time, but usually get WAY out of control w/ it.. Oh it started to rain/storm here while I slept to, no customers. perfect!
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It's raining daggers here too. Not nice refreshing rain. More like "I would put salt up my butthole just to stay in bed today." How was le nap?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
hmmm good point lct
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LCT.. OK back from nappy time.. Damn that was short. No, thank you very much, I wasn't pilled up b/c I have herp.. ruuude! I just likes my pill time, but usually get WAY out of control w/ it.. Oh it started to rain/storm here while I slept to, no customers. perfect!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by missy on May 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
first of all, why the FUCK would you get a tatoo that looks like acne scars
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'Cause it's fucking sexy. Or, maybe he just thought all the cougars walking down the street would have their maternal instincts kick in and run over to him and try to pop his 'arm zits'. Free touches. Where can you go wrong?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Not only is he hot, he's supposedly hung like a horse!!!
He looks like the prize catch in the trailer park!
first of all, why the FUCK would you get a tatoo that looks like acne scars
secondly, and more importantly, dude is NOT FUNNY
AT ALL
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 8, 2008 - 11:46am.
I'd hit it when it was my turn at the dlisted wooden bat.
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I'd hit it with a fucking cinder block
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Hell yes I would hit it! Over and over and over and over again! Who knew? Dax Shepard, wow. Mmmmm....
Submitted by Sheeps on May 8, 2008 - 10:18am.
I'm going to start wearing my belt like that to work. That'll be cool, right?
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LOL! Yes. Make sure you couple it with a wife beater. Real professional.
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Yeh i'd hit that. Except he does have some squiggly love handle left over...look at the photo w/ his back. you can def see it. shiiiz.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 11:48am.
LCT. That movie just came on the movie channels a few weeks back. So I watched it, it was ok. Not so great! She's such a bad actor, BAD!! OMG, I wish we could do real naps @ work and not get in trouble for them. That would be not BAD!! But bossiness is gone for an hour, And I'm going to sleep. I had a rough, pilled the fuck up night, and I woke up tooo early.. tee hee..
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Pilled the fuck up? Is the herp bugging you?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Yeah, I'd hit it at a Motel6 late night booze fueled lapse in judgement. Double bagged. But hey, Joey is feeling needy today........
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You guys may think he's a douche but this was priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQO_J9SKCE
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"FLY...how about just hitting him with a fly swatter?"
I'd swat that schnoz.
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Help me!
I have no clue who this dude is, but he has a complete stupid-dork face. Not interested, thanks.
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LCT. That movie just came on the movie channels a few weeks back. So I watched it, it was ok. Not so great! She's such a bad actor, BAD!! OMG, I wish we could do real naps @ work and not get in trouble for them. That would be not BAD!! But bossiness is gone for an hour, And I'm going to sleep. I had a rough, pilled the fuck up night, and I woke up tooo early.. tee hee..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I'd hit it when it was my turn at the dlisted wooden bat.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 11:38am.
LCT.. I know, I hate J Simpson. also she made me hate th whole cast of that movie! and not even b/c she's a whore.. Whores are cool. She's just gross & needy! i wish my boss would leave so i could go back to sleep. *wading up paper to make pillow*
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Did you see it? Was it the shittiest movie ever? I almost want to rent it just so I'll feel better about my life. She's a donkey whore, that's probably why everyone hates her.
Mmm, work nap. Some days I miss kindergarten nap time so much it's ridiculous. Why the hell can't we have workplace recess and nap time??
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
FLY...how about just hitting him with a fly swatter?
I wanna throw something at his face. Not my cream pie but just a regular one. Or a weighty piece of fruit. Again, not me but like, an apple.
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Submitted by reinvention on May 8, 2008 - 10:21am.
i just always think of him in idiocracy. somehow he was just a little too good in that role. i'd hit it but not admit it to anyone i know.
LOL. I don't think any acting was involved with that one. I would probably hit it too, but I would hate myself the next morning.
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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!
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