Thursday, May 8th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Dax Shepard is the poor man's Ashton Kutcher which is saying a lot, because Ashton Kutcher IS the poor man's Ashton Kutcher. Even though Dax might have body, the bitch doesn't do shit for my genitals. He looks like he would fart during boning and think it's funny. Ok, it would be funny, but not coming from him.
And that tattoo is an ugly stamp. It looks like Lindsay Lohan rubbed her crotch all over his shoulder and arm.
Here's Dax being a douche while shooting "When in Rome" in NYC yesterday.
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LCT.. I know, I hate J Simpson. also she made me hate th whole cast of that movie! and not even b/c she's a whore.. Whores are cool. She's just gross & needy! i wish my boss would leave so i could go back to sleep. *wading up paper to make pillow*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Sheeps,
I think it is. That's why it's my favorite thing in the picture.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 8, 2008 - 7:22am.
I really liked him in Without A Paddle. How can you go wrong with a Dax/Matthew Lillard/Seth Green combination?
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I love that movie. Made me LMFAO!
No wai.
His face screams "tool".
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 11:31am.
LCT.. *throws water/food in a backpack* lets see where that trail leads.. Also he needs to take off tht fucking hat. I bet he'd be happy if we show'd up looking for him. I bet he hasn't been laid since jessica simpson in Employee of the Month.. Oooh..
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Good call on the water and food. We might get LOST down there. Who DIDN'T Jessica sleep with during that one? Jebus. Gross. Oh okie. I missed you.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
It's Jael from ANTM!
LCT.. *throws water/food in a backpack* lets see where that trail leads.. Also he needs to take off tht fucking hat. I bet he'd be happy if we show'd up looking for him. I bet he hasn't been laid since jessica simpson in Employee of the Month.. Oooh..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
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ummm yeah. TY :)nice tatt.
He looks like he could be Nic Cage's little brother.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
What movie producer (or whatever) in Hollywood sits around thinking "Hmm, you know who would make this movie really good, Dax Shepard!"
Whoever he is, he needs to be shot.
And THAT, my friends, I loving call a double bagger... (place one on your head, too, in case his falls off) What a skeeze!
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Nice bod but I couldn't get past that tat, it looks like a bad rash.
Probably has something matching it on his genitalia.
As yucky as he makes my insides feel, I'm digging the treasure trail.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Nice abs, the face needs to be paper bagged
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Hell Noooooo, Dax Shepard is disgusting.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Maybe... if my pubic hair was crawling in crabs and I'd lost my sense of sight.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Madam: Isn't the tattoo a cherry tree?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
It looks like someone already has hit him, with ugly and douche.
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you UGLY!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I really liked him in Without A Paddle. How can you go wrong with a Dax/Matthew Lillard/Seth Green combination?
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
Never heard of him.
Taint face.
Taint nothin there to get a lady boner over.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
i just always think of him in idiocracy. somehow he was just a little too good in that role. i'd hit it but not admit it to anyone i know.
yippee!☺
I'll cover the face, but yes. I'd let him do naughty things to me.
That is "overcompensation physique" if I've ever seen it. Not hot to me. I wouldn't mind the tattoo on someone else, although it DOES sort of look like one of those craft stamps for scrapbooking.
Looks like he has Pam Anderson Hepititas on his arm by that tattoo. You know she has those weird things on her skin.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I would not hit it, but I may be tempted to kick it in the groin a few times.
And yet, the last thumbnail made me giggle.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
I actually kinda like his tatt. I'm a fan of creepy looking trees.
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Barry: We had the $240...
Levon: We HAD to have the puddin.
I'm going to start wearing my belt like that to work. That'll be cool, right?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
what's going on in that last thumbnail ??????
who is this tool? the last thumbnail is his best picture...
i'm dry as a bone, so nope...i would not hit this...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
woooow!
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