Bitch Thinks She's Hot Shit
Katherine Heigl...Heigl...Heeeigl. You know, every time I say her last name, it feels like I'm hawking up a loogie. That's pretty fitting since she looks like one. Anyway, our first lady of loogies might leave "Grey's Anatomy." A source told UsWeekly (via MSNBC) that loogie is getting tired of that shit.
The source said, “She's working really long hours and is ready to move on." Loogie is currently locked in a contract, but is trying to find a way out. She wants to leave the show, so she can focus on her movie career. We know how that works. In a couple of years, she'll be begging to play Tracey Gold's sister in a Lifetime movie.
One insider said it was smart for her ass to make movies while she's still on Grey's. The insider said, “She’s a smart one. She saw what can happen with someone like Jennifer Aniston, who was crazy successful on TV, but can’t seem to carry a film, and she tested the waters early."
Heigl should move on already. A talent like her belongs on the stage. I hear Mars has a pretty amazing theater scene.
The Hwood media has feeled her head with lies. Time she has a movie that doesn't do well, they're going to rip into her...I can't wait.
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~In my dreams he kisses my cunt, my sweet wet cunt~
she's a bad actress and is playing a totally idiotic, completely unbelievable character which - given the premise of that stupid show - seems par for the course.
and she wants to break her contact! because her head's so big it is about to explode! wow....
Bitch acts like her shit don't stink!
.. We all KNOW what happens when a star leaves a hit TV show.. **cough,cough** Micha Barton ** cough,cough**....
oh, she thinks cuz she had one movie that made money that she's ready for the big time...whatever...and goodbye...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Remember what happened to Shelley Long?
Didn't she start out in movies, then went to TV?
For every Bruce Willis, you've got David Caruso, Jimmy Smits, etc. who think they're a shoo-in for movies just because they are on a hit show that's made up of MANY people.
Usually they leave without a ripple, and the show keeps going.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Kissin' wears out, cookin' don't.
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Amen, Mrs. Kravitz.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Submitted by DUDE on May 8, 2008 - 11:36am.
Mel-LOL compare it to kissing someone with full lips and no lips. There is a difference.
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Kissin' wears out, cookin' don't.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
She's starting to believe her own hype. I knew this was coming after she shared her comments regarding the Isaiah/TR thing. And now she has an Emmy which causes her to think even greater of herself.
You have to be careful leaving a show that's on top. Sometimes it takes a while to get back there.
DR.FUNK
Never seen her show...or any of her movies.GREAT RACK...but I would'nt put up with her tobacco habit to look at them.How soon "actors" forget:THEY WON A TALENT LOTTERY TO GET THE JOB THEY GOT.She must be feeling lucky.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 8, 2008 - 11:37am.
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Uh, uh, 'scuse me for a moment, uh, business calls...
the DUDE! abides...
Also, agreed on the messier the better bj...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
ok- lol The only person I have kissed for the last 17 yrs. or so is my husband! All I know are his lips, and they are PERFECTION. :)
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
You think that's a tease...wait till I post the pic of me with whipped cream all over my face...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Mel-LOL compare it to kissing someone with full lips and no lips. There is a difference.
the DUDE! abides...
Umm I know everyone hates Katherine and that's all fine and dandy, but I kinda like her. However, she shouldn't even be compared to Jen because Jen CAN actually act, i.e. The Good Girl, Office Space, Friends with Money, etc. Carry on...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 8, 2008 - 11:30am.
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Oh, that pucker...you TEASE!
the DUDE! abides...
LMAO @ Dude! I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW! I'm not a Dude, Dude!!! LOLOLOL
I'm a chick. :)
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
Mel-Tang-What's wrong with a messy BJ? Hell, the messier the better.
the DUDE! abides...
not everyone has the appeal, the charisma or the acting talent to be a big time movie star.
debra messing also thought she could be a movie star.
all of these folks THINK they can be big time movie stars just because the tv shows they are featured on are hits.
but tv is free entertainment.
you just turn the tv on and have instant entertainment ( only sometimes, most tv shows are unwatchable)
you have to go out of your way and spend money directly out of your pocket to see a movie.
they are trying to resurrect patrick dempsey's movie career... I dont see this happening, his movie career was over 20 years ago!
so good luck to Miss Heigl, we will see how this works out!
*peeking in* did someone say bj?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
@ Dude.... REally? I would have thought it would just make it annoying and messy.
Well, thanks for explaining it to me! lol
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
When you hear us say it we're referring to the comfort factor, not ability. Bigger lips are soft and make for a better BJ.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on May 8, 2008 - 11:03am.
Look at those lips, goddam I bet she gives great head!
the DUDE! abides...
I heard this myth back in the 90's and have never understood it.
What do big lips have to do with the ability to give a bj? Someone please explain this to me.
And LMAO at LoLo's comment. hahahaha
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
GAWD I wish this McCuntface would leave television, movies, and everything that has to do with me being forced to look at her piss face.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
Submitted by Clio on May 8, 2008 - 10:48am.
A few weeks ago I saw an old John Sayles movie called Matewan and Dr. Kelso was in it.
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
Doctors didn't fuck in the hallways where I worked, they did it elsewhere and gave you jewerly.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 1:46pm.
She's no Sarah Chalke.
Sarah Chalke should be a may-jah star.
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Yesss. Though I think everyone on Scrubs deserves more credit than they've been given.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
I hated her in Knocked Up.
And I hate her on the little snippets of Gray's Anatomy I have seen while channel surfing.
She's no Sarah Chalke.
Sarah Chalke should be a may-jah star.
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
Submitted by GeeMoney on May 8, 2008 - 10:21am.
I don't know why she thinks she should star in her own movies. She was HORRIBLE in Knocked Up
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Damn THANK YOU! That movie sucked balls. She sucked balls. The only good stuff was the sister and husband. They carried that piece of shit movie, and then half the world got in line to kiss this arrogant piece of shit's ass.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
I don't know why she thinks she should star in her own movies. She was HORRIBLE in Knocked Up and 27 Dresses. I swear, I would rather kill myself than pay to see a movie that Katherine Heigl stars in.
She should just stay on GA.
Is this another Caruso?as in David
Submitted by Nanners on May 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Bitch thinks she's Julia Roberts (America's Sweetfart). She'll get a rude awakening if she tries to carry a film by herself.
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America's SWEETFART?!
LMAO!!
Damn, I thought that title now belonged to Reese Witherspoon...
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
I think one reason people have a hard time disassociating Aniston with Friends is because homegirl hasn't changed looks since 2001. Most good actors take on some sort of visual metamorphosis for different types of roles. She has always looked/acted the same in all the roles I've seen her in. Maybe she should do something with her hair, gain some weight, something, because she always looks like Rachel to me.
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She better take care of this movie stuff now, because 5 years from now? Nobody's gonna care about her in movies. Just how it works. They trashed her pretty good at celebrityprayerlist.com
Bitch thinks she's Julia Roberts (America's Sweetfart). She'll get a rude awakening if she tries to carry a film by herself.
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"....AND THERE ARE NO MORE KNISHES!!!!"
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Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 11:59am.
That show SUCKS!
Id be so fucking pissed if i was in the hospital and all these horny "feel good" dork ass doctors were fucking in the hallways and NOT talking about my charts.
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Show DOES suck!
and LMAO LoLo, hahahahahaha
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Ive never seen Greys Anatomy and I dont really care either way about her. She needs to spend some of her money on new fake teeth because the ones she has are:
Too fake looking
Too big for her mouth
Are shaped in such a weird way that its distracting.
All those people that get those fake veneers must have horrible breath because you cant really floss and you know it smells under those nasty caps.
It's interesting to me how just because Aniston was on Friends, she gets no credit for her movie roles. I guess unless you make 100 million dollar blockbusters you're not a real working actor. Whatever. She's working on SEVEN films right now according to imdb.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
DUDE...you can have her. I don't like yappers. I prefer the silent type who can get the job done.
As long as she's yapping while on her knees, no complaint
the DUDE! abides...
DUDE...I bet she's the type that would be constantly yapping while giving a BJ.
Look at those lips, goddam I bet she gives great head!
the DUDE! abides...
Katherine Heigl reminds me of toe fungus: its disgusting and you can't get rid of it.
She's got such an inflated ego.
Oh, and she can't act her way out of a parking ticket.
Stoney, The Good Girl was a damn good movie!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Jennifer Aniston. The Good Girl.
That is all.
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
That show SUCKS!
Id be so fucking pissed if i was in the hospital and all these horny "feel good" dork ass doctors were fucking in the hallways and NOT talking about my charts.
So stupid! I didnt see one cast member who could make me give a fuck about their shitty script or their sappy asshole characters.
AND MAN you cant pay me to jump on board the McHotty bull shit. The little fucker from Cant Buy Me Love is a hottie now? What? You want me to cream my pants for John Cryer or how the hell you spell that nerds name?
UGGGGGG!
Just because some TV shits TELL you to like crap DOES NOT mean you have to!
Stupid woman on a stupid show.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
She's been in the industry since she was a child.
She should be counting her blessings that:
A. She is on a hit TV show
B. Is getting movie role offers
C. Is still able to do BOTH
I personally never did like Jennifer Aniston, or Friends for that matter, but I must say that in The Good Girl she did a really wonderful job. Loved it.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 8, 2008 - 8:49am.
She should be grateful she's on a popular show getting a regular paycheck!
Agreed. Keep making the show a success, save your money, and the residuals will set you up for life.
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