Afternoon Crumbs

Hey, Eva, I love ur amazing sexy hot baby...u r awesome...U just as one of my friends on a casual encounters club~ http://www.casualloving.com~ said to her pretty babe:" fantastic girl, Man, she was cute, smart, funny, and pretty much my idea of the perfect girl ". Hey Eva, u know maybe u r so cute to many more guys...

Looks like stoney beat me to the punch about hating Drunken Stepfather. And why do I keep visiting the stupid links?!
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on May 8, 2008 - 5:29pm.

Eva looks great! Love it...and I love all the hate for her on here. She's in Italian Vogue, which as anyone who knows anything is a million times better than U.S. Vogue, and making big bucks, while and you cows sit there in your cubicles, munching on Cheetos, hating. Ask her if she cares what you have to say.

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Sorry Stewie. I don't like Cheetos. I prefer Cracker Jacks, but the box is so damn small and I can't fit my hand inside. As for Eva...no doubt she's one sexy mama. I just don't find her to be beautiful. I will go back now, and try to get the damn prize.

All this talk about Eva and Eva's beautiful boobies! Dahlings! Thank you!

What? Eva MENDES?! Oh, my. Excuse me.
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"All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds." - Eva Gabor

Love Eva! I think she looks awesome.

I think Eva Mendes is hot, alhtough she is not my type and I lllove vintage and retro, but this retro styling is so bleckh, so fuggitty-fug boring and desperate and makes her look 50 and reminds me on my grandma. Yuck.

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i find eva's pictures very unsexy...i don't get the appeal...unless of course, she was high during this photoshoot...then that's hot...

eddie cibrian shirtless...yummy yum yum...

gary dourdan...what a friggin waste...get into rehab and get hot again...

peter wentz may be friends of the gays, but he's still a douche...

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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Eva looks great! Love it...and I love all the hate for her on here. She's in Italian Vogue, which as anyone who knows anything is a million times better than U.S. Vogue, and making big bucks, while and you cows sit there in your cubicles, munching on Cheetos, hating. Ask her if she cares what you have to say.

Eva ... I see you've met my artistic very tastefull friend Stevie. He got his lens on you.
and Eva..of course you didn't inhale or swallow.
If you ever want to do a layout in tightie
whitie's I have a friend over at V....
I highly recommend it. Really :::Very artistic.
Mmmmm...Fifi.. did you do her face?

I think Eva Mendes is so unattractive, I don't know why everyone thinks she's so hot. She reminds me of a lioness. Nothing about those pictures were artistic, they were like soft core porn. Incredibly tacky and slutty, she should be embarrassed.

“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”

DR.FUNK

I would be cool with a EVA MENDES/ELISABETH HASSELBACK sandwich for lunch today.Yummy.

Submitted by Athina on May 8, 2008 - 5:02pm.

Ewww, Eva Mendes and her huge, nasty pencil- eraser nips have overstayed her welcome. Never understood why people made such a big deal of this untalented hack.

Are you mental?

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“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

Help! Does anyone know, where to buy those pumps
that Eva Mendes is wearing on one of the pics???

Here's the closer pics:
http://www.shoeblog.com/blog/vicktor-rolf-at-fashion-week/

I suppose, those are runway shoes, so you can't buy them :-( gotta get drunk and cry my eyes out...

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Rise against $cientology - MAY 10th - worldwide protest. Also in your city.

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GAY JOKE #3
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

LMAO, Newportjoey! I wanna play GAY JOKE DAY OFF TOPIC:

A lesbian couple and a gay couple check into the same hotel. At around 4:00 AM, a massive fire breaks out. Which couple gets out first?

The gays. They had their shit packed the night before.

On Topic: The chick who has her feet all up on Eva's hooters needs to trim those toenails. At least file that shit down, yo!

And a joke for the hets to even things out:

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Act or not, the asshole has issues and I wouldn't hesitate to give him a knuckle sammich.
And an atomic wedgie.

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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.

I never watch the View but now I get why Rosie hated Hasselcrack! Forget the politics for a seconds, she is one hot piece that I would indulge myself in. Rosie on the otherhand - well lets me nice and just say I wouldn't touch her with MK's dick.

Submitted by Cara on May 8, 2008 - 10:35am.
Yeah I am pretty sure it's an act too, you know he doesn't get a fraction of the ass he claims to, but it's just such a stupid act, ya know.

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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.

I thought Milano missed that part, too bad. She didn't age much and can actually act.

Submitted by Cara on May 8, 2008 - 1:35pm.
I'm pretty sure it's all just an act. He's probably a shy white kid from Connecticut with a weight problem who still lives with his parents. That said, I find him much more amusing than the sugar coated, brown-nosing, idiots like Just Jared.
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I may be wrong, but I seem to recall hearing that he's from Montreal.

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bwahahahhahahahaha fabulicious
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Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Words cannot describe my hatred and disgust for that inbred jackass over at drunken stepfather. I wish MK would quit linking to that mother fucker.

I'm pretty sure it's all just an act. He's probably a shy white kid from Connecticut with a weight problem who still lives with his parents. That said, I find him much more amusing than the sugar coated, brown-nosing, idiots like Just Jared.

Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 12:59pm.

Words cannot describe my hatred and disgust for that inbred jackass over at drunken stepfather. I wish MK would quit linking to that mother fucker
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I sometimes check out Drunken stepfather, but when I do, I get this feeling that I, the keyboard on my computer and the screen are dirty... Like somehow his filthy thoughts and dirty cumsoaked hands manage to transfer through the screen...

LOL

I need some paranoia pills...

I think Eva's spread-eagle "Welcome to my crotch!" pose in that one shot is tacky. The bare tits don't bother me, but I thought she had bigger ones.

GAY JOKE DAY OFF TOPIC

Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

Love, Jane and Blanche Hudson

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

is it Nekkid Day? everyone's nekkid around here.

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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 8, 2008 - 12:07pm.

I usually don't either, but I wanted to know about Kim's cellulite for some reason. I'll never make that mistake again.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK

Oh Warick, STFU. Be a man and fess up.

Why does Eva look like she's getting somethin rammed up her butt?

And she looks like she's really enjoying it too!

Wish women would close their legs for Art's sake. Not attractive at all regardless of age.

When is Italian Vogue going to change it's name to Italian Vag

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

As if Gary Dourdan was framed. If I woke up one morning with a sudden urge to frame somebody I wouldn't focus my energies on a loser douche nobody cares about. I'd go for someone more high profile.

idk, she still looks like a big ol' tranny to me.

"Pete Wentz likes running with the gays"
Well that explains a lot.
I believe he also likes running with flat irons and black eyeliner, you never know when an emo will need his fix.

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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

Oh yeah :'( Thats a tear cried for Gary Dourdan. He needs to fess up and take his lumps.

Pete Wentz likes "running with gays." Let's hope he starts running with scissors, falls on them and cuts his spleen out.

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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan

Stoney - I just won't go there anymore. Even when he's not writing some foul, mysogynistic rape-fantasy it's just bad writing.

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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.

Eva looks like she's trying too hard. The pics are slutty. If that's art, I'm the fucking queen of England.

And Kate Moss... well, she isn't attractive at all in person, but bitch can take good pics.

That said, both of these ladies got nice tits.
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

"Pete Wentz likes running with the gays"

"Yeah...big surprise. Hey Marge, here's another bomb...I like beer!" - Homer Simpson

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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"

Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 10:59am.
Words cannot describe my hatred and disgust for that inbred jackass over at drunken stepfather. I wish MK would quit linking to that mother fucker
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!

Artistic or not, somebody out there is wanking to the Eva pics as we type.

Personally I think they're very tastefully done beautiful photos and so not a big deal at all. She looks hot!

Eva looks good. She doesn't carry herself like a skank, some other bitches in today's crumbs could use a lesson in that.

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Ewww, Eva Mendes and her huge, nasty pencil- eraser nips have overstayed her welcome. Never understood why people made such a big deal of this untalented hack.

Damn Eva!

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Thanks Eva. It's nice seeing some real tits for once.

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Hang in there Susan. We love you.

LMAO, everytime I see Eddie Cibrian I think of his character in that movie 'But Im a Cheerleader' and I just cant lust after him.
Eva looks HOTTER than hell!

Words cannot describe my hatred and disgust for that inbred jackass over at drunken stepfather. I wish MK would quit linking to that mother fucker.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK

Submitted by art_lova on May 8, 2008 - 8:47am.
eva mendez kind of looks like sofia loren in those pics
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Agreed.

I find this photo shoot to be tasteful. I think that is why I like it.

I really liked those Eva pics. I think she's a hot piece.

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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.

Submitted by art_lova on May 8, 2008 - 11:47am.

eva mendez kind of looks like sofia loren in those pics

I was just going to post that! Actually I was going to say she looks like a lower-rent version of Sofia Loren.

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I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.

damn, Eva's hotter than all hell.
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eva mendez kind of looks like sofia loren in those pics