Thursday, May 8th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

It's artistic! Eva Mendes goes topless for Italian Vogue - Egotastic!

SICK! Elisabeth Hasselcrack in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Vintage naked Alyssa Milano - IDLYITW

Entourage gets a Gossip Girl - Popsugar

Kim Kardashian talks about her cottage cheese treatment (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Topless Eddie Cibrian on "Ugly Betty" - Just Jared

Olsen twin porn - Cityrag

Gary Dourdan charge! He was totally framed - A Socialite's Life

Eat Kate Moss, but put a condom on your tongue first - Hollywood Rag

Pete Wentz likes running with the gays - Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


Girth Giggler's picture

where the frrrrrrrrrrruck is the caption contest??????????????????????????????????????

What have you done Derek???? NOTHING!!!!!!

M.E.'s picture

WHOA! Eva!
Damn, I like those, what is wrong with me?

Falcor's picture

Submitted by TANGELINE on May 8, 2008 - 10:31am.
KARDASHIAN IS A NASTY HO WHO GOT INJECTIONS - HER ASS STILL LOOKS SAGGY AND GROSS!!
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Kim is gorgeous! Her ass is admireable..for it too be soo big and yet still shapely and enticing, thats hard to do. She dosent have the typical..Mischa Barton, Hilton, Lohan stick figure body, but shes definately 10x more gorgeous than any of them.

8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!

M.E.'s picture

Eddie Cibrian................*orgasm*

My God. That man is pure sex. I only started watching "Third Watch" for him, then actually liked the GD show.

I want him.

NOW!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

let's see... Gary's vehicle, Gary in possession of said vehicle, drugs in vehicle... wha laa!!... Gary has possession of drugs... see how easy that was!

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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"

zoloftpony's picture

Somehow, Eva Mendes managed to channel Madonna, Amy Winehouse and Bai Ling in one picture.

"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

LoLo's picture

exposed titties = art?

OLSENS MIDGET PRON? City rag is so stupid sometimes.

Hasselcrack + 8 minute paint on abs and haynes panties = Lolo puke on my lovely lavender dress.

the rest i just dont give a martha facker bout.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Bossy's picture

Those are some interesting pictures of Eva. Wasn't expecting all that...

~*Head Bitch*~

LOVECARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on May 8, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Not that I'm closed minded or anything, but how is this art?
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I agree... if someone had painted her it could have been nice. She's just a chick with her tits out giving the 'O' face.

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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

Not that I'm closed minded or anything, but how is this art?==============
Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie

your blood is lovely's picture

ANOTHER celebrity who was caught wearing someone else's pants full of drugs, I bet.

All I ever find in pants is crumpled dollars that went through the washer and dryer.

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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.

a tergo ad libitum

TANGELINE's picture

KARDASHIAN IS A NASTY HO WHO GOT INJECTIONS - HER ASS STILL LOOKS SAGGY AND GROSS!!