Thursday, May 8th 2008
1-900-CHEETOS
Sucio alert! Star Magazine claims that Brit Brit and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions. It all started when Brit Brit couldn't sleep, so she decided to call KFed at 2am. At first they talked about SPF and JJ, but their conversation quickly turned into sloppy, greasy phone sex. Nasty.
A source said, "They have phone sex often — at least once a week. The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."
That isn't right. That's a 3,000 calorie phone call right there. I bet Brit tells him, "Ya'll wanna stick yer cheeto puff in mah dunkin donuts?" Extra frosting!
A Brit Brit and KFed phone sex sessions sounds like the worst episode of Crank Yankers ever.
The sad thing is Brit Brit seems better WITH K-Fed than without!
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
Wow, both looks great...how hottie Ur....... No wonder I saw many users added it to their favorites on ^_casualloving.com_^ which is casual
encounters for fun, intimate dating community....
Phone sex...hmmm...I don't think there's a phone big enough to satisfy that twat.
Maybe sex with a telephone pole.
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He wants to stick his Yodel in her Ring Ding
There's just some things I don't even want to imagine, and this is one of them!
Your face!
He tells her he's going to stir her Frapp with his Meat Stick.
Yes! I hope this is true! She would get the attention that she craves and Daddy Spears would leave her alone. Plus...they are crazy together!!
OMG, you're right, I forgot about that part!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 8:37pm.
PSL, even trashy people need love and sex
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I know....but then they procreate! :(
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
PSL, even trashy people need love and sex
BTW, 30 Rock at 9:30. It's the only show I watch on TV these days!
Yeeha!
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I am my OWN whore. I embrace my whorishness. I love the inner-whore. I am whorey hear me roar. CAT TOWN
hahahahha Mrs. K.....
If these 2 wind up getting back together after all this drama......it will actually make sense. They are trash.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
the thought of Britney "needing sex" makes me vomit in me mouf.
Aw, they look so happy in this pic.
I'm rootin' for ya, ya crazy kids!!!!
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
That wasn't phone sex on K-Fed's part, he just happened to already be vomiting when she called.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I thank God if they are just having phone sex and aren't actually fucking!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the free interracial dating site www.intimatemingle.com a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
can she get pregnant by kevin over the phone? he has some strong baby making sperm...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Thanks Nicole. I actually googled him and was unfortunately not surprised to find out Britney broke up another relationship and Kevin was the SECOND dude she banged (that we know of) with a baby on the way with a another woman. Now she's the laughing stock of the entire world. What goes around comes around, whore!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by Stoney on May 8, 2008 - 2:20pm.
I had no clue about it either until my friends dragged me to see Stomp The Yard. After watching it I developed a crush on Columbus and I googled him. Up came the stories about him and Britney.
Columbus used to dance backup for Britney around 2002-2003ish. While they were all on tour they shared a bed together, cuddled, became romantic, but didn't sleep together because another person was in the room(I call bullshit on that part) Wifey, who's 7 months pregnant, back home finds out and files for divorce.
Anyway, Lynne got wind of it and broke the two up. Lynne fires him and he ends up teaching dance in Japan somewhere. And then soon after this Britney marries Jason Alexander. A year later Columbus fessed up that it was his relationship with Britney, and the fact that he really did loved her that put his marriage on the rocks.
Kind of funny because that was the catalyst that started her whole "I run my own life" kick.
They have pictures too...
http://bp1.blogger.com/_4s-HTiCV2F0/RbWBnOUiqBI/AAAAAAAAAss/W4CIJJogeBI/...
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on May 8, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Why do I find myself wishing that they would get back together? For some reason Britney seemed more tolerable back when she was with him.
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I agree with you. Even though she was still acting a fool, at least she appeared more sane. I never thought I'd actually want her to get back together with him.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 8, 2008 - 3:18pm.
LCT, My gummi Bears want a piece of your carrot...
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That can be arranged. Will I have to boil it first?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
vintage Britney interview that has new meaning now:
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=638
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 2:17pm.
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I could only wish my boss knew ANYTHING about erasing his history and being careful about puter STD but he was (in his own words) "a computer illiterate and proud of it". Too bad his only skill was how to download porn in record time. You'd wonder how someone that stupid got to own such a big companies and an obscene amount of money: He inherited daddy's fortune and daddy's staff.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
...starting up a relationship with Columbus Short, who had a pregnant wife at the time...
Nicoleoleoleo, I've never heard of this shit! I need details!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
Ooooh, how bout you come over here and put your shishkabob in my pita? Oops, nevermind! That was that guy.......ummm...umm that guy w/a landing strip.
LCT, My gummi Bears want a piece of your carrot...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Lory.. OMG.. Funny & creepy.. I wonder if my boss does that too. Like when he leaves, he locks his comp STAT..Your poor comp. getting all those diseases. Dude needs to learn how to erase his history..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
@ Lory
You should never have to touch your bosses pooter.
Taint right! TAINT RIGHT I SAY!
Im glad you got the heyall out of there.
Thes sexyuel horsement!
*i like to type like Brtiney Speaks ;)*
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 8, 2008 - 2:56pm.
LCT you make the candy stashed in my desk drawers jump for joy!
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Weeeee! Candy+Carrots=Fantasmo!
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Oklahoma: Thank your lucky stars that your boss had his stash in his drawers. My former boss (I quit not that long ago, good riddance!) had this bad habit of downloading porn from his laptop (pop-ups of women deep-throating gross dudes showed up every three seconds). It would have been fine if one of MY duties didn't include making corrections and checking mail in his puter. He didn't care if people saw this gross pop-ups and occasional lewd wallpapers. Once he even used MY laptop to download his crap. Needless to say, my laptop got at least 7 kinds of puter STDs and a bad case of teh herps. My boss obviously knew nothing about the cons of downloading porn: adware, malware, trojans, etc.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Monkeypox.. yeah, that's where all our porn is too. On TV.. Except i heard of these people that had DTV. and it kept flipping over to Gay/Lesbian porn.. Haha.. That was what someone said.. I mean, that shit never happens at my house. I'm always having to pay for it.. I'm never lucky like that.. shooot.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
you wanna stick yer vienna sausage in my grape jelly
Nah...unfortunately, my porn's on Showtime OnDemand... I need to go out and get some...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 8, 2008 - 1:45pm.
In KFed's defense (Oh GAWD. I never thought I'd say that) Britney was on the train to Crazy Town long before he came along. If anything he served as a red herring for her true craziness. Everyone hated on him so bad that we failed to realize that Britney's problems were mainly a product of her own selfish, childlike behavior. Cheating on Justin with Wade Robson, starting up a relationship with Columbus Short, who had a pregnant wife at the time, marrying the non-famous Jason Alexander for a hot minute, among many other things that were brushed off at the time because she was still America's Sweetheart.
Everyone vilified Kevin because it was easy to. He was seen as the guy who helped dethrone the pop princess, but in reality I think he helped to keep her in check for those short 2 years.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Mpox., Girl you got any porn stashed in those drawers.. I meant your desk drawers. duh!
One time, we heard of our boss having porn stashed in the office. So when he was gone, we looked & looked.. Only to find a creepy pair of mens underwear and some binoculars..uhm, Gag me, but not w/ those stinky panties.. please!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
LCT you make the candy stashed in my desk drawers jump for joy!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Mmmm I love carrots..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Monkey, you make the carrots in my fridge smile.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 8, 2008 - 2:42pm.
LMAO...ok. But I hardly think there is a dessert large enough to cover her hoohoo......-
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The world's biggest cookie?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Hey Viva my fave hookerbot! Yeah, I've been actually working lately so been outta the loop...I dunno why but I miss the trailer trash Barbie and Ken...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 8, 2008 - 2:42pm.
...ok. But I hardly think there is a dessert large enough to cover her hoohoo......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ORcSfRrOtY&feature=related
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
"Ya’ll wanna stick yer Rolo in mah Goober?"
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
MONKEYPOX!!! Long time no see, hooker.
I dunno, I think that Brit started acting a muhfucking fool when Kfed came around, and we don't want a Chaotic Season 2, so they should stay as far away from each other's no-no parts as possible.
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Maybe a banana cream pie or a red velvet sheet cake, but the flaps would still show from the side.
edit: @ Mrs. Bea and Carrot
edit: dayum. I meant Aunt bea not Mrs. Bea dur
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 8, 2008 - 11:40am.
That's Kosher, right?
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Exceptionally!
Ya wanna put your Hebrew National in mah bun?
Also Kosher.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
You wanna put yo peppers in my italian beef sandwich?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 2:37pm.
The word Twinkie makes me think of little things... if Britney's hoohoo is little, then we're all in trouble.
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LMAO...ok. But I hardly think there is a dessert large enough to cover her hoohoo......
"At first they talked about SPF and JJ, but their conversation quickly turned into sloppy, greasy phone sex"
such as ALL of britney's misdials
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Ya wanna put yer gefilite fish in mah horseradish?
- That's Kosher, right?
Y'all wanna put your Frapp in my In & Out?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 8, 2008 - 12:32pm.
You wan ta put yo celery stik in my peenut buttah?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm......Peanutbutter.....
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The minute Life comes knocking, im outta here!