Thursday, May 8th 2008
1-900-CHEETOS
Sucio alert! Star Magazine claims that Brit Brit and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions. It all started when Brit Brit couldn't sleep, so she decided to call KFed at 2am. At first they talked about SPF and JJ, but their conversation quickly turned into sloppy, greasy phone sex. Nasty.
A source said, "They have phone sex often — at least once a week. The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."
That isn't right. That's a 3,000 calorie phone call right there. I bet Brit tells him, "Ya'll wanna stick yer cheeto puff in mah dunkin donuts?" Extra frosting!
A Brit Brit and KFed phone sex sessions sounds like the worst episode of Crank Yankers ever.
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Jimmy Boca - cuz it's funny
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
it always stops short when brit inserts the phone
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
MK why do you keep making cheeto jokes when Britney hasn't been photographed with a bag of cheetos since 2002? Don't you think you killed that joke months ago??
Hey, at least someone with her and the kids' best interests will be there after Papa Jamie's conservatorship runs out. He can insist that she take her meds before they start knock knockin.
WOW, I really hope these two wacky kids can work things out.
They could go on double dates with Mariah and Nick!!!!!!!
Then my life would be complete.
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No one can defend me, because I am so out there no one would ever see things from my point of view.
Well, at least they won't be making any more boo boos, right? you can't get pregnant with phone sex, right? right?... Oh darn it, I forgot, it's K-Fed we're talking here, he can impregnate women across the continent just by thinking of them while jerking off...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LOL I bet one of them gets an ear infection now.
Gross.
That's all.
and then she's pregnant
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"Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city.
To give up now would be such a pity.
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?"
"Ya'll wanna stick yer cheeto puff in mah dunkin donuts?"
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Shouldn't that be, "...in mah frappe?"
She's probably wondering why she hasn't gotten pregnant yet.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Aww. I miss them together. Sure, they just amount to one giant glop of unwashed stinky grossness but I miss it.
What the hell is wrong with me? Am I farting rainbows?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
wait no
thats sad
wait im laughing again ha ha ha ha ha ha
gross.
now im sad again.
This is hilarious, sad, gross and NAS-TAY
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Why do I find myself wishing that they would get back together? For some reason Britney seemed more tolerable back when she was with him.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
HAHAHA!!!
Gross.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K