Bad News For Cholas
ABC News has declared that bushy eyebrows are back! I don't think I ever got the telegram that they ever left. They claim Ashley Olsen's bushy caterpillars caused a "commotion" at the Costume Institute Gala. A commotion? Did Ash's bush brows cause Anna Wintour to choke on a buffalo wing or something?
That troll's brows ain't shit! Look at Lourdes! That's how you do bushy brows the right way. Ash needed to go home and try again.
Fuck this bushy brow "trend." We should stand together united against it. We should all take a Lady Bic to our eyebrows and draw on new one with a Sharpie. If you don't have a Sharpie, you can burn down a match for a few seconds and use that. You go first....
I mean, look at this bitch below. This kind of chola glamour will never go out of style. It's timeless.
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Holy Mother of God! this chola is FCUKing scary!
Page me when big bushes are back in style. I'd rather pluck my brows than have to keep waxing my bush. I'm hoping the trend is an upstairs/downstairs type thing. Just like big feet=peen, bushy brows=bushy bush. The shag carpet matches the window sill.
Oh come on, the Cholas can just switch to the industrial king size Sharpies.
I prefer classic eyebrows like Bette Davis's!
Hey u better leave little Lourdes alone! I just recently plucked my brows cause they were a little bushy lol but they're not chola thin.
I only have green Sharpies =[
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
That cholita is one hot puta.
My eyebrows always have been bushy. I usually spend hours plucking though, sometimes I do the wax thing but i absolutely hate it when they start plucking them. Rather do it myself...
Your face!
They forgot to add sam watersons picture to this list that man has bushies to die for!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
half of these eyebrow pictures don't even look that bushy to me. Ashley Olsen looks horrible in that picture though, her eyebrows look like they are COMPLETELY the wrong color!
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Haha, you know that bitch in the pic is called "Whisper" or some shit like that....
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Submitted by madam s. on May 8, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Thank fucking god I don't run in circles where the state of someone's eyebrows would cause a "commotion".
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Yes, because you and your ilk are "shallow."
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Shame on you MK! No Abe Vigoda pic? Bert the muppet? Brooke Shields? At least you included Freak Frieda Kahlo.
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Thank fucking god I don't run in circles where the state of someone's eyebrows would cause a "commotion".
is this amanda lepore with a dark wig?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Is this even a woman????
Almost every appearance-conscious woman in Hollywood has been taut to pluck, wax, sugar, and thread her brows into submissive little nubs. With this new "caterpillar" craze, we're having to pack on the pencil and powder just to look normal.
Take a peek at the Brittany Murphy pic MK posted above and you'll see what I mean. A stroll through Sunset Plaza, these days, is a bit like visiting a Joan Crawford lookalike convention.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Pudge's doodle still works, knock on woody.
But when he trims his eyebrows in the bathroom he does not clean up after hisself.
Burns my dimply ass.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 1:33pm.
vagina having no muscles anymore
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'whatchatalkinabout willis'??!!
Oh, great.
I think Hunter S. Thompson may have had the right idea...
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
That is the first time I have ever seen picture of an Olsen troll smiling like that. They always pull the pouty trout lips.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
LoLo, You're so dedicated.. I tried to wax my Hub's back once.. boy was he pissed.. It left his whole back red in stripes..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 4:32pm.
True story. I was a bathhouse in Moscow, filled with old ladies. Most of them had sparse pubic hair. I was a little bewildered, like, "OMG these old Russian ladies are getting Brazilians?" Then I realized it was just another of Mother Nature's cruel jokes.
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So THAT'S why there are silver short 'n curlies all over my Grandma's house. Ew. Yes, isn't that convenient. By the time you get to the age where you never have to wax again you couldn't give less of a shit because your husband's doodle doesn't even work anymore.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
OK I am out of this thread for real now.
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Mrs. K one time Mabel Hodges (God bless her) started some crap about her vagina having no muscles anymore and I realized there is way more to aging than I had realized. Ignorance really is bliss sometimes.
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Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 1:28pm.
True story. I was in a bathhouse in Moscow, filled with old ladies. Most of them had sparse pubic hair. I was a little bewildered, like, "OMG these old Russian ladies are getting Brazilians?" Then I realized it was just another of Mother Nature's cruel jokes.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Zomay, honey, I feel your pain,
OK, I'll stop.
You'll find out on your own that aging is not for sissies.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 4:23pm.
And guess what else?!?!!? That's right, cholas....pubes. Ya get gray pubes!
Then the pubes fall out.
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THEY FALL OUT? WTF? Awesome, but at the same time seriously weird.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by zomay on May 8, 2008 - 4:21pm.
LOVECARROTTOP I am out of this thread for good now. Can't handle thinking about plucking anything on my face. And now I have gained the fact that my eyebrows will be turning silver.
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The good news is is that it seems they aren't very obvious until you get right up close. I don't notice how white they are until they're out... that probably doesn't help, but there is a silver lining. Tee hee.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 8, 2008 - 4:21pm.
LCT.. I'm digging the new Av.. I like Stupid.. haha,, the dog, i mean..
All I need is this chair.. this chair and this...
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HE HATES THE CANS! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!
Hahaha oh flashbacks. Fuck he's brill.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Mrs K!!!!!!! Stop explaining what I have to look forward to. This is just effing great. Mabel Hodges has been doing it just fine on her own!!! i still love you though Mrs K...
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Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Have you ladies noticed that you get white eyebrows before white hair? I
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And guess what else?!?!!? That's right, cholas....pubes. Ya get gray pubes!
Then the pubes fall out.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Mrs Mel-Tang.....Jane is out warming up the Lincoln....I am gonna get all Joan Crawford on
your ass.....BTW, WHY WERE MY PICTURES NOT INCLUDED IN THIS MONTAGE< MK!!! You bitch!!!
Love, Blance Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
LOVECARROTTOP I am out of this thread for good now. Can't handle thinking about plucking anything on my face. And now I have gained the fact that my eyebrows will be turning silver.
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LCT.. I'm digging the new Av.. I like Stupid.. haha,, the dog, i mean..
All I need is this chair.. this chair and this...
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I wax my back hairs into the shape of a heart with a D in the middle for my d listed sluts.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
My eyebrows are thick, but they're also so light you can't really see them, so I have to go over them with pencil anyway.
I got ripped off. =p
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
I've always hated thin eyebrows. Mine have always been thick, but groomed. None of that unibrow shit.
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Have you ladies noticed that you get white eyebrows before white hair? I pluck out a bunch of little white eyebrows all the time but I don't have any white scalp strings yet.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Mrs.K I can't even handle your vivid use of the phrase "pull those suckers out...". I am a tweezer wuss.
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to lolo: hes a D.O. but i like him so much he sees my son too. i trust him 100% in all things medical. i just wouldnt take any grooming hints from him lol
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Ladies, when they say bushy brows are in they do not mean unibrows!
Au contraire, mes amies.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Uh Uh! I don't give a flying fark what anyone says. Bushy eyebrows suck. They are disgusting.
But so are chola eyebrows. So somewhere right in the middle is good.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 1:02pm.
'Zactly, my dear little orange friend, filled with vitamins and beta carotene♥
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Then again, how could you not?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Zomay I have thick Eastern European peasant naturally messy hair, and the brows do need a little maintenance every few weeks. That's OK, I get them waxed, pull those suckers out by their roots!
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
I went and got my eyebrows waxed last night [seriously] DAMN IT! Now I won't be in tune with the latest "style" LOL
Shout out to the Korean ladies who makes it possible! They have it waxed and plucked perfectly in 5 minutes!
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Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 1:02pm.
'Zactly, my dear little orange friend, filled with vitamins and beta carotene♥
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
As my mommy tells me (who is a naturally hairy Sicilian and has plucked for years) I was blessed with a thick head of hair but no facial hair. So I don't care what the powers that be say is in fashion. Groomed but not extreme (either way) is always good.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Believe me, the "brow artists" of LA and NYC will not be taking a pay cut. Women are still going to have their brows done; no one is going to "let it all hang out," as the kids used to say. They are just going to go for a more natural, less severe look.
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The brow landing strip if you will?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Believe me, the "brow artists" of LA and NYC will not be taking a pay cut. Women are still going to have their brows done; no one is going to "let it all hang out," as the kids used to say. They are just going to go for a more natural, less severe look.
That is as it should be, IYAM.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 8, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Lourdes Cicconi, Andy Rooney, and Demi Moore should be happy with the new bushy trend.
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Oh fuck. Lourdes' brows are bushier than my Grandpas and he was wings for God's sake.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.