Bad News For Cholas
ABC News has declared that bushy eyebrows are back! I don't think I ever got the telegram that they ever left. They claim Ashley Olsen's bushy caterpillars caused a "commotion" at the Costume Institute Gala. A commotion? Did Ash's bush brows cause Anna Wintour to choke on a buffalo wing or something?
That troll's brows ain't shit! Look at Lourdes! That's how you do bushy brows the right way. Ash needed to go home and try again.
Fuck this bushy brow "trend." We should stand together united against it. We should all take a Lady Bic to our eyebrows and draw on new one with a Sharpie. If you don't have a Sharpie, you can burn down a match for a few seconds and use that. You go first....
I mean, look at this bitch below. This kind of chola glamour will never go out of style. It's timeless.
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not all "chola" type of people do it. But even other people not "chola-ish" tend to do it!
Lourdes Cicconi, Andy Rooney, and Demi Moore should be happy with the new bushy trend.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I am wondering, since i know a few people that tent to shave off their brows and draw them on with eyeliner. Or they have eyebrows that are extremely thin that look like they are drawn on.
is this really in? do people actually think it looks good? I'm being serious. Cause i don't fucking get it!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 3:49pm.
I like a natural, yet clean, look.
Nicely groomed, not too extreme in either direction.
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I agree. When they start to look like you could successfully hang onto them in a windstorm, there's a problem.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I like a natural, yet clean, look.
Nicely groomed, not too extreme in either direction.
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"ARGGGGG walk the plank you sea biscuit"
That was fun.
Portia De Rossi should be the poster girl for hairy eyebrows. The back-comb of the ones on the inside are long enough to nearly meet in the middle.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Thank GOD, because I can't get back to Anastasia until later this summer.
(1) Thank God, and
(2) It's about time.
Peter Gallagher = win
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
I have thick eyebrows but it still doesn't give me license to let that shit GO. I mean unless your ass is growing them out for a part in a movie, you need to tweeze, trim, and define that chaos....because the bushy bohemian, patchoulli wearing, natural pit smelling 60's are OVAH!
Submitted by Maleficent on May 8, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I wouldn't let any Dlister miss it for the world!
Submitted by Mejinn on May 8, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I live in a neighborhood full of cholas. One in particular draws her brows on with a purple marker instead of a traditional black Sharpie. I'm going to snap a picture of that shit and send it to MK lol.
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Mejinn, you absolutely MUST submit proof of this. That is a crying shame right there...
I don't care what they say! Manicured brows always look the best! maybe, my avatar is a little extreme, but at least shaped!
The chola brow is ghetto, but at least it shows some effort.
I live in a neighborhood full of cholas. One in particular draws her brows on with a purple marker instead of a traditional black Sharpie. I'm going to snap a picture of that shit and send it to MK lol.
Awwwwww, gotta love Judy.
Look you bitches.. I asked if you thought Olsen twin looked like Dominique from ANTM when she smiles.. She got kicked off last night. they said she looks like a dude.. lol
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That's one scary chola! One night I had a party with some girlfriends and we got drunk on margaritas and did our makeup like cholas and took pictures! It was SO FUNNY! We weren't drunk enough to shave off the brows, tho.
"Bitches will be bitches, and I've found that they can be a lot meaner than dogs or men"
what a gorgeous photo of Frida :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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Modianos.. Sounds itchy.. I bet you want to stare and say, 'shavey shavey shavey' like austin powers does that "moley moley moley' thing..
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_Submitted by modianos on May 8, 2008 - 3:27pm
ohhhhhhhh what kind of Dr. is he???
I had a dentist once with a missing tooth on the side. a meat eatin toof.
I did not go back he he he
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
my dr shaves his eyebrows completely off :/ its so hard not to stare. if he wasnt such a good dr...
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Mike.. I'm sure your eyebrows look fine..But I have to say, I think most guys have this natural eyebrow look that I like. My hub needs a few plucked every now and then, but other than that i wouldn't do anything to his.. So in conclusion: you a'aight..
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My eyebrows are naturally thin so if thick brows are back in then I guess I am fucked. Not that I like that look.
*Do you want some cheese with that whine?*
I like when I dye my hair, and i put said hair dye over my eyebrows to make them match.. Now that looks bushy.. B/c all the light hair is colored too.. then I run and PLUCK IT ALL OUT!!! No.. j/k.. only some..
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Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
eh... nothing wrong with that.
A man with super plucked brows would be...um like... a man with super plucked brows.
I like when people look SHOCKED all the time.
I imagine them screamin inside of their heads he he he
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
mike, if you have a slight unibrow, yes, you should tweeze.....(wink)
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Bushy eyebrows make me look "exotic" or so I've been told, which make me all stabby and want to yell at said people... I ain't exotic. It's called being a mutt...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
haha, @ MK saying: You go first, about the match thing..
and i can't place my finger on who Ashley looks like when she wears her hair like that and smiles.. Anyone know??
Thats IT.. Dominique from ANTM..Hell yeah. OMG.. OMG!!!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by LoLo on May 8, 2008 - 3:20pm.
I have a slight uni-brow, so I guess that's a yes.
WHOA!!!!!!
OMG my computer didnt show that botto pic at first and when i scrolled up....WHOAAAA.
ugggggg
WHOAAAAAAAA
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Ahhh ha Mike are you hairy?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I didn't know Chloe Lattanzzi had gone chola!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I killed my eyebrows from tweezing- I have to fill them in with powder...no way will I ever have bushy eyebrows....
Unless I tape caterpillars over my eyes.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
It wasn't the Olsen brows, it was the fact she was smiling. Everyone was frightened waiting for the time portal rift to open and everything to be sucked into the black hole.
Good, maybe now I won't have people telling me I should pluck my eyebrows.