Sarah Larson And I Have Something In Common
Sarah Larson is addicted to "Rock of Love." I knew she was one of those classy call girls and not the trashy kind. Sarah said that when she fucked herself up in a motorcycle accident, she glued herself to marathons of the show. She even got George Clooney addicted.
She told Harper's Bazaar, "We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, 'This is sad.'" Sad?! Sarah probably knows half of those twats from working the ho stroll with them. Sarah would be on Rock of Love if she wasn't licking Clooney taint.
Sarah's biggest credit is being a contestant on Fear Factor, but she said she would not have dated George if he was also a reality star. "If George had been on a reality show, I don't think I'd have talked to him. It would have been like, 'That's nice.' "I don't know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion." That's exacty why he did choose her, because if she'll put a scorpion in her mouth, she'll put anything in her mouth. Georgie totally likes it dirty. That being said, Sarah is turning out to be one of the smartest hos in Hollywood.
Here's Sarah at some event for Giorgio Armani the other night. Last year, Sarah was probably getting groped by Giorgio the bus boy at the bar she worked at and now she's clicking champagne glasses with Giorgio Armani.
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ooh menu style resume, klassy. It's probably laminated too for that extra kinkos-professional looking touch.
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WAIT.
So you guys are saying she's really NOT his girlfriend, she's a...a...paid companion?
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
I can't hate on her either, she was great on "Fear Factor". Besides, yeah she's cute.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
This chick is so into herself! She believes she is THE STAR! I guess she was a favorite on the gambling circuit when she worked for the N9NE group or even at her most recent,(& current), gig w/them @ MOON at the Palms in Vegas. I cannot believe Clooney & company think that people actually think she is more than George's latest "escort" no matter how many lies they tell!
tonicbitch on May 8, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Bradiful! *hugs*
OT: So do you think she's hourly or salary?
- Hi bunny jurl, ♥!!!
Oh please, she charges per act/event. I'm sure her resume is a trifold like a carry out/delivery menu, with the Business Lunch specials on the back side.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I can't hate on her. I think she's purty.
Am I missing anything fun over here?
I'm too caught up in the forum discussing assclits.
Carry on.
Bradiful! *hugs*
OT: So do you think she's hourly or salary?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Well without your Xanax or not thank you. I am usually pretty good at reading a situation.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
LoveCarrotTop- I think I'm probably JELLUS too.
Mike- This probably my weirdness- but is your avie a vagina?
It will cum down to Georgie or Fame.
Her "services" are a la carte after all.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
"And we were like, 'This is sad.'"
"It would have been like, 'That's nice.' "
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She's got the conversational intonations and inflections of a 14-year-old girl. I'm sure she and George have wonderfully stimulating conversations.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
"Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I say it because bitch is a man. That or she knows how to work the strap-on like a champ.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 6:43pm.
WHERE"S MY XANAX!?!?!?!?!?!
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With the leprechauns in Magicland.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I have to say LA, your thinking has never been so clear as it is on this issue.
I think you are absolutely spot on right about George and this relationship...wait, did I really just type that?
WHERE"S MY XANAX!?!?!?!?!?!
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I say HAWT with more of a Valley girl type accent. HAWT valley girl, I never really though HWAT sounded like a Brooklyn Accent but ok whatever.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I thought you were going to say you have a ZIT on your forehead & that's what you have in common with her ... and then you're both on your knees a lot of the time - did you mention that?
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 8, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Georgie is totally dickmatized.
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You mean pussy whipped, right??? Dickmatized is for women. Or is this a gay joke???
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
How in the hell are you supposed to say HAWT? Hewt? At least when it's spelled properly (HWAT) you pull off a semi-entertaining Brooklyn accent.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Not me...I'm sure George doesn't like meemaws.
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I have to agree...not because you may not be HAWT but because I don't really see George with a girl his own age or in his age bracket.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
Georgie is totally dickmatized.
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Interesting choice for a beard, but I really think George could do better.
If she put a scorpion in her mouth, then George's shrively lizard is like an appetizer.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Not me...I'm sure George doesn't like meemaws.
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 8, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Hos been fuckin their way to the top since the beginning of time. What's so special about this one?
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For one Sarah landed a man who is notoriously difficult to get...and keep for more than a few months...this isn't some on/off thing. Second, George is still dating her even as she uses their relationship as some kind of catapult to the top. Third that could be me or even you. I mean all I have to do is be a HAWT waitress at a fabulous and A-listed packed bar and I could be on George's arm, hanging with his friends. Maybe I wouldn't be with George as long as she has managed it, but still...
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
"Submitted by mike on May 8, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Bleh - Rock of Love is just Flavor of Love for crackas."
You just found that out?
I can't hide it anymore.
I hate her because I'm a JELLUS H8ER. I love listening to George Clooney talk. His deep sexy voice makes my girl button tingle. I wanted to marry him when I was little.
Yes, I hate her.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Hos been fuckin their way to the top since the beginning of time. What's so special about this one?
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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE, IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN CAT TOWN
DR.FUNK
Aww c'mon MK.Go easy on the Vegas girls.Say something nice."ho-stroll" was pretty funny though.
Actually they don't do that in Vegas.It's probably the only town in America where you and your neighbor can un-ironically "talk shop" about how to better generate revenue.A place where the hi-end private schools are populated with the children of these "entrepreneurs".
Bleh - Rock of Love is just Flavor of Love for crackas.
Submitted by LOVECARROTTOP on May 8, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Coming from a Fear Factor contestant who ate a deer's nuts, yeah, it is sad, Sarah. Like I said the other day I really can't hate on the girl bitch has got game to be fucking her way to the top.
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Wait, are you saying you ate a deer testicle or she did?
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She did on Fear Factor. I would never but I am soooo money hungry if the price was right...maybe...a solid maybe.
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Et tu ne le comprends pas
Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
Tu sais que c'est assez pathétique. - Local H
I totally cannot bring myself to give a shit about this woman.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 8, 2008 - 6:16pm.
ahhahhaa LOVECARROTTOP!
And they use the black strap-on for when they play "Meet Joe Black".
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Which he then proceeds to attempt the removal of it from her ass while calling himself Dr. Doug Ross.
'I need the ass forceps, STAT! There's NO TIME!'
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
ahhahhaa LOVECARROTTOP!
And they use the black strap-on for when they play "Meet Joe Black".
Sunday mornings is the ideal waxing period? I got for Thursday nights. Preparedness for the weekend, you know.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Oh, MK, I thought you were going to say "We both bikini wax on Sunday mornings."
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You all are some hateful bitches, that's why I like coming here.
I finally figured out why I don't like her.
He is world reknown for his twisted sense of humor and she appears to have none.
If Rene Zeillweger and Mimi Carey could have a love child she would look just like Sarah.
That dress looks like something from the Ross Clearance rack.
Oh, and everytime one of his "friends" starts getting chummy with the media, he ditches them.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by madam s. on May 8, 2008 - 6:07pm.
How much do you want to bet that George pays her to dress up like Brad Pitt and play "Fight Club" with him? Dirty style.
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Don't forget hiding the strap-on and playing 'O Brother Where Art Thou'.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Where's her 'escort' clothes. I thought that was mandatory when you sleep your way to the top. She looks like a tired old lady.
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Pootie,
How much do you want to bet that George pays her to dress up like Brad Pitt and play "Fight Club" with him? Dirty style.
OMG you know George Clooney is a MEGAFREAK! She gives off a major escort vibe.
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Submitted by madam s. on May 8, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Thank you madam s. I don't know exactly why I hate this bitch so much, but I do.
I hear you LoveAngelina. Most people are discreet about sleeping their way to the top. This bitch let's the world know it and demands fame from it.
Submitted by Faith on May 8, 2008 - 5:47pm.
I think it's ridiculous how notorious she's become simply for dating George Clooney.
I mean, who is she REALLY?!
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Who knows, but she's got her own Wikipedia page.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by LOVE ANGELINA on May 8, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Coming from a Fear Factor contestant who ate a deer's nuts, yeah, it is sad, Sarah. Like I said the other day I really can't hate on the girl bitch has got game to be fucking her way to the top.
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Wait, are you saying you ate a deer testicle or she did?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
I thought you were going to say that all you (MK) and Sarah had in common was a pimple. lol
~*Head Bitch*~
Translation: "I'm dating George Clooney and you aren't. Neener."
In other news, isn't Georgie, you know, robbing the cradle a little bit? Or a lot bit?
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Mk shouldn't even post about her unless she's with Georgey boy. She's not a celeb. I don't hate her just yet but if I keep reading about her I will soon.
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