Sarah Larson And I Have Something In Common
Sarah Larson is addicted to "Rock of Love." I knew she was one of those classy call girls and not the trashy kind. Sarah said that when she fucked herself up in a motorcycle accident, she glued herself to marathons of the show. She even got George Clooney addicted.
She told Harper's Bazaar, "We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, 'This is sad.'" Sad?! Sarah probably knows half of those twats from working the ho stroll with them. Sarah would be on Rock of Love if she wasn't licking Clooney taint.
Sarah's biggest credit is being a contestant on Fear Factor, but she said she would not have dated George if he was also a reality star. "If George had been on a reality show, I don't think I'd have talked to him. It would have been like, 'That's nice.' "I don't know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion." That's exacty why he did choose her, because if she'll put a scorpion in her mouth, she'll put anything in her mouth. Georgie totally likes it dirty. That being said, Sarah is turning out to be one of the smartest hos in Hollywood.
Here's Sarah at some event for Giorgio Armani the other night. Last year, Sarah was probably getting groped by Giorgio the bus boy at the bar she worked at and now she's clicking champagne glasses with Giorgio Armani.
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Coming from a Fear Factor contestant who ate a deer's nuts, yeah, it is sad, Sarah. Like I said the other day I really can't hate on the girl bitch has got game to be fucking her way to the top.
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Tu le gardes satisfaisant
Et tu apprends l'accepter
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You can totally see her thinking...mmmmmm if I could only charge Giorgio Armani like I charge George Clooney I could retire.
I think it's ridiculous how notorious she's become simply for dating George Clooney.
I mean, who is she REALLY?!
I wonder how much hes paying her
When I go to any casino, I see about 2000 girls that look like her. I really hope she is special on the inside.
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She also enjoys licking magazines.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Trash, trash, trash. Sigh. What the hell is the matter with Clooney? Did she catch him with Georgio the pool boy and now has him by the balls?
She is the epitome of what is known as a "star fucker". The lowest of the low. When George dumps her she will work her ASS off to find another celebrity, ANYONE, to usher her out in front of the cameras. I hope we next see her on the arm of Screech.
wasn't "fear factor" that show show where the contestants all wore bikini's to eat bugs? i wonder if george would've dated this bimbo if he knew that...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Whoops, the bangs didn't work in trying to cover that zit, Sarah - sigh...